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Previously on Everwood:
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Ludwig Van Beethoven. Piano "Sonata
No. 8 in C minor." Play.
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- You're gonna invite me to your recital?
- You'd want to come?
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Of course. You're an awesome player.
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- You're still upset with me. That's fine.
- Still upset?
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Should I be over your total betrayal
of me after only one day?
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I mean come on Ephram.
Colin's been through hell to get where he is.
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Believe me whatever it is
that's wrong now he can handle it.
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- No he can't.
- Well then I can.
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Good luck with that.
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Throughout the centuries...
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... mankind has been fascinated
by the nighttime sky.
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Ancient peoples believed that the heavens
were ruled by a pantheon of gods...
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... while others thought
that the stars were diamonds...
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... dangling just out of reach.
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Thanks for the ride Grandma.
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If it weren't for you I'd never
see Colin outside of school.
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- Junior isn't driving you?
- I refuse to ask him for any favors.
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Why would I give him the satisfaction
of being dependent on him...
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...when I can be dependent on you instead?
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I see your point. Although Mr. Randolph
does have that taxi available.
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If he would just acknowledge he made a
mistake I might forgive him but he won't.
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- He just thinks he's totally right.
- And you think he's totally wrong?
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I know he's wrong but he acts
all righteous and puffy...
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...like he's so smart that I wanna...
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Grab him by the hair and beat his head
against the wall till he barks like a fox?
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- Yeah.
- Believe me I've been there.
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When I told your dad I was marrying Irv
you should have heard him go on.
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All puffed up like a damn blowfish.
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The trick is don't let him get to you.
Remember it's all about power.
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Exactly. You're so right.
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You're the only person in the whole family
that's even tried to see my side of this.
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- It's like you're the only one who gets me.
- No no.
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Maybe you and Irv could come over
for dinner tomorrow.
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It's been a nightmare lately
but if you're there...
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...it might take some of the pressure off.
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- Or it might piss off your pops.
- That'd just be a bonus.
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Count me in.
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Hello? It's for you.
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Oh I gave Colin your number.
Is that okay?
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- Of course it's okay.
- Thanks Grams. Hello?
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Oh I miss you too.
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Grandma!
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I gotta go. I'll call you back.
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What?
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Would you look at that.
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It's all glowing.
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With all the advances
in technology of late...
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... modern science offers more
opportunities than ever before...
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... to help unravel the mysteries
of the night sky.
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What the heck do you think it is?
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Amy?
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Amy?
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Hey Colin? Yeah I'm back.
Yeah I don't know some weird star thing.
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And yet, it seems that
the closer we get to the stars...
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... the less we actually understand them.
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Now be honest but constructive.
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So what do you think?
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It's good.
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Morning. Wanna try one
of my soon-to-be-famous omelets?
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- It's safe I promise.
- That's all right. I should get going.
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- Did you pick up my suit?
- Yeah I picked both of ours up last night.
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Do you think dark blue is appropriate
for an Everwood recital?
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Yeah it should work.
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Good. I canceled
my appointments for Friday.
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- I don't want anything to interfere.
- It's a recital. It's not that big a deal.
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Do you get to do the finale?
He always gets the finale.
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- It means he's the best.
- I don't know yet.
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The finale was a bigger deal
in New York.
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Here I'm playing with guys named
Billy Jack who think arpeggio is pasta.
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- You didn't invite too many people did you?
- No.
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And you know who to invite right?
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- Who?
- Who what?
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Who'd you invite?
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- Don't you trust me?
- No.
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Nina Sam Edna Irv Harry.
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- Who's Harry?
- lf you want I'll disinvite him...
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...but he's gonna be disappointed.
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Harry can come just nobody else.
I don't want a huge cheering section.
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If I see one video camera I'm walking out.
You're in charge of cups.
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Roger that.
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- Cups.
- Don't worry Dad. I got your back.
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Mr. Dodd, I don't know
too many real-life lumberjacks...
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...except for Paul Bunyan
and that paper-towel guy.
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Well we're just like normal folks
just got more chain saws that's all.
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Well sit down and tell me
what the problem is.
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I've had some bruises kind of crop up lately.
I don't know where they come from.
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I'm not the kind of guy
to be worried about a little bruise...
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...but Betsy wanted
to get it checked.
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They're very purple.
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I woke up one morning
and there they were.
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- They're getting worse too.
- Well let's have a look.
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- What do you think?
- Well it's hard to tell at this point.
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It could be any number of things.
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It could be an infection or sometimes
an allergic reaction can cause bruising.
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Or it could be something as simple
as a vitamin deficiency.
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But we ought to run a blood test
just to make sure it's nothing more severe.
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I'm gonna leave town in a couple of days.
Things have been kind of slow here...
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...so I'm going to Alaska to work.
Can this wait till I get back?
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Didn't you hear Dr. Brown?
I mean this could be severe.
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You're not going anywhere
until we know for sure.
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- She loves me.
- Well I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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I'm sure we'll get
to the bottom of this.
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- Describe what it looked like.
- It's hard to.
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All I know is that it was the strangest
thing I've ever seen.
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I ran into Brenda Baxworth at the market.
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She'd been on the telephone to NASA
trying to get somebody to identify it.
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There's only one explanation: aliens.
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- Bright.
- Oh whatever. Yeah don't believe me.
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When the green men come who do you
think they're gonna invite on their ship?
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We should be so lucky.
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Why do we have to figure it out?
Some things can't be explained.
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Stonehenge crop circles
Edna's aversion to cooking.
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You don't look like
you're starving to me big fella.
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I hate to end this aimless debate
but the answer's rather simple.
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The aurora borealis
a.k.a. the northern lights.
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Now if we could change
the subject to something less tedious?
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You're wrong.
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Excuse me?
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The northern lights are
from chemical reactions...
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...solar winds colliding
with air molecules.
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They only move
on the Earth's magnetic fields...
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...so you only see them
closer to the poles.
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We're too far south. And the clouds
are very colorful. Red blue violet.
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The lights we saw were white
and moving around.
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How do you know all that stuff
Miss Honor Science?
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God had to do something with
the other half of your brain.
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- Okay.
- Grandma you and I can figure out...
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...what it is like when
we used to play X- Files.
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We can gather evidence on the Net
look for clues. It'll be fun.
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- You're forgetting you are grounded.
- What for?
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Mulder here blew the curfew last night
came in late from Colin's.
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What's the big deal? It's not like I'm doing
something that counts as fun. No offense.
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- None taken.
- We're gonna solve a mystery.
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I'm still grounded.
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Do you think if aliens would probe you
you'd still be considered a virgin?
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- Is that what you're playing?
- No I got something better.
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"Axel F." from Beverly Hills Cop.
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Hey guys. I'm sorry I'm late.
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Okay so the recital is in two days.
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I thought we'd change things up
by rehearsing together.
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So I want you to split up
into groups of two.
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That person will be your page-turner
during rehearsals.
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But have your music memorized
before the show...
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...and I'll let you know by Friday
what the order for the show will be.
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Ephram you're with Kate
and you guys will play first tonight.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- So how's it going?
- Good.
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- How long have you been with Matt?
- A couple of years. You?
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Oh just a few months.
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- You wanna go first or should I go first?
- I'm already memorized so...
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- Okay well my stuff's in my bag.
- No worries I'll just go.
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- Where were you?
- After spending the early-morning hours...
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...delivering the last of the invitations
I decided to go shopping.
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- I was supposed to get regular cups right?
- So what did you get?
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Well you said you couldn't remember
which kind Mom got so...
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Fortunately Mr. Johnson just had
a shipment of 16-ounce Solos.
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They were a steal. So what do you think?
Does red say "recital" or what?
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I don't know Dad.
You might have to take some back.
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Either that or throw a kegger.
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- What are all these for?
- For your guests.
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- What guests?
- Four people just RSVP'd.
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I hand-delivered the invites myself.
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Good then you can take them back.
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- What? The cups?
- No the invitations.
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Was the recital canceled?
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I decided I don't want
anybody there. No big deal.
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It is a big deal. What...?
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- Could you at least tell me why?
- Because it's my recital...
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...and I don't want anybody there.
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Does this have something
to do with Mom?
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- I know your last recital...
- No it's got nothing to do with that.
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- That's not what everything's about.
- Then what is it about?
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Just because it's not Mom
doesn't mean I'm gonna tell you.
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I guess I'm supposed
to be happy with that.
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Yeah.
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We could throw a "pregger."
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Look at this.
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The good ship Fruitcake
has definitely landed.
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Officers. Enjoying this are we?
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Hello.
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Come on you losers.
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Blast off you bozos. Move it.
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Oh let me just hit this one.
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How many points is that? Hello.
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You and your tie-dyed
space freaks move it.
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My God.
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- Hey would you like to buy a crystal?
- No sir I would not like to buy a crystal.
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What I would like is for you
and the rest of your hippie entourage...
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...to hightail it out of here yesterday.
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Hey the power vortices are moving
northward man. You better be prepared.
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"Power vortices." What is that...
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...a term you picked up in
Ben & Jerry's physics class?
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No way dude.
Vortices are part of the alien plot.
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I'm sure it's pointless...
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...but might I point out that
after several NASA missions...
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...and the spending
of billions of tax dollars...
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...the search for extraterrestrial life
has proven fruitless for decades.
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We are alone dude.
Better get used to it.
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According to Carl Sagan
it's 99 percent certain...
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...that there is other life in the universe.
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I should have known you'd be
on the side of the wack jobs.
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If you could find a race that didn't watch
Joe Millionaire you wouldn't relocate?
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Trust me if I thought that was even
a remote possibility...
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...I would have been beamed up long ago.
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Ladies.
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Well your blood test came back negative
for infection and allergies...
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...and you're clearly suffering
from something...
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...much more severe
than a vitamin deficiency.
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So then it might be aliens?
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Well if I had to bet on a fight
between Chuck and an alien...
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...l'd put my money on Chuck.
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But we could always bring in Bigfoot
or the Loch Ness monster for questioning.
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- Are you a heavy sleeper Chuck?
- Yeah as a matter of fact we both are.
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We joke that if the house were
to burn down while we were sleeping...
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...neither of us would wake up.
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Good to know. Well how about
sleepwalking you ever done that?
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Yeah as a kid. My mom used to say
she'd catch me in the kitchen...
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...in the middle of the night
stealing cookies. That was years ago.
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Nonetheless a previous history is a good
indication that this might be your problem.
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I'm gonna recommend we set up
a sleep clinic right here in my office.
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- A sleep clinic?
- Just standard procedure.
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You go to sleep like normal. The difference
is you'll be here instead of at home.
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That'll give me a chance to figure out
what's causing these bruises.
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- Should I come too?
- I'd rather observe Chuck alone.
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In a clinical setting it's better
if the patient remains isolated.
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Can you make it through one night?
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- lf it'll make him better I'll do it.
- Great. I'll see you tonight.
229
00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:35,982
- I'll bring the milk you bring the cookies.
- Great. Chocolate chip or oatmeal?
230
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:42,191
Oh Ephram's recital. Cool.
231
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,692
I see your dad went
for the fancy lettering.
232
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:52,233
Yeah. I didn't know he sent you one.
233
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,228
So are you nervous?
234
00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:57,203
- I try not to think about it.
- I know.
235
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,472
My ballet recitals are always so stressful.
My dad invites like a million people.
236
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,976
Well consider me RSVP'd anyway.
237
00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:10,450
- You sure about that?
- Yeah I mean...
238
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:13,613
...unless you don't want me to be there?
239
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,658
I just... I don't know
if it's the best idea.
240
00:15:16,994 --> 00:15:19,019
You afraid you'll mess up or something?
241
00:15:19,197 --> 00:15:22,428
Look Amy I appreciate you trying
to act like everything's normal...
242
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,398
...with this whole Colin thing
but we both know it's not.
243
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:30,371
And I think it's best if we just you know
kept our distance for a while don't you?
244
00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:36,007
Yeah. I guess you're right Ephram.
245
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,449
Good luck.
246
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,427
- Hey.
- Hey.
247
00:15:51,762 --> 00:15:54,356
- Have you always gone to County?
- Not by choice.
248
00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:57,296
- That's weird. I never noticed you before.
- Should you have?
249
00:15:57,468 --> 00:16:00,733
Well I like to know when
I'm in the presence of greatness.
250
00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:05,603
I mean I thought I was good
but you were amazing.
251
00:16:05,776 --> 00:16:08,745
You didn't notice my dynamics
were off my fingering was wrong...
252
00:16:08,913 --> 00:16:11,473
...and I rushed the tempo on the allegro?
253
00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:14,982
No I'm just glad I'm not gonna
have to play after you.
254
00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:17,916
- How do you know you're not?
- Well because you're the best.
255
00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:20,557
- The best player goes last.
- I could play perfectly...
256
00:16:20,725 --> 00:16:23,922
...and I still wouldn't make the finale.
- Matt knows what he's doing.
257
00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:25,562
Matt does know what he's doing.
258
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:29,996
Trust me Liberace has a better shot
at the finale than I do.
259
00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:40,500
What is this?
260
00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:45,115
Hello? What? Excuse me.
261
00:16:45,283 --> 00:16:48,844
Can I get in past you all
strange people?
262
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,080
Excuse me carbon-based life form
coming through. Excuse me.
263
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:53,951
How many in your party today doc?
264
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:58,459
- Are you telling me there's a wait to get in?
- Unless you wanna share a table.
265
00:16:58,629 --> 00:17:01,257
I'd just as soon buy everyone here
a ticket to Roswell...
266
00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:06,893
...before I'd be seen breaking bread
with the lunatic fringe. What...?
267
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,366
Speaking of...
268
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:18,043
This is a turn of events.
Maybe the first time this year...
269
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:21,116
...that you are not the craziest person
in Mama Joy's.
270
00:17:21,285 --> 00:17:22,980
Thanks. It feels good.
271
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:25,952
You don't happen to have
that recital invitation I gave you?
272
00:17:26,123 --> 00:17:30,184
- No. Why?
- I have to disinvite you. It's not my choice.
273
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,158
I have no choice.
274
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:35,458
I take it back. You are still
the craziest person in Mama Joy's.
275
00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,658
No no it's not me. It's Ephram.
276
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:40,360
He keeps changing his mind
from one minute to the next.
277
00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:44,599
- I can't figure out what he wants.
- Sounds like a case of pre-recital jitters.
278
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:48,506
He's nervous. He doesn't want to make
a fool of himself in front of 300 people...
279
00:17:48,679 --> 00:17:53,378
...let alone his father although you have
humiliated yourself plenty in front of him...
280
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,315
...so it's not like it's
a big deal for your family.
281
00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:58,182
- Dr. Brown.
- Hey Chuck.
282
00:17:58,356 --> 00:18:01,484
You remember that sleep clinic thing
we were gonna do tonight?
283
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:05,494
I can't do it. Something came up.
Can we switch it to tomorrow?
284
00:18:05,663 --> 00:18:08,063
Sure give Edna a call.
She'll put it on my schedule.
285
00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:10,757
Thanks. I appreciate it.
286
00:18:12,169 --> 00:18:14,160
What were we just talking about?
287
00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:19,239
Ephram's recital tomorrow. Oh damn.
288
00:18:23,614 --> 00:18:26,208
I don't suppose you've ever run
a sleep clinic have you?
289
00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:28,784
Nice try doctor. I'm not here
to pick up your slack.
290
00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:32,047
I'm sure that you and Mr. Dodd
will find a mutually agreeable time.
291
00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:36,659
Well that's gonna be tough especially
since he's leaving town in a couple of days.
292
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:40,285
He has got these mysterious welts
all over his body...
293
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,729
...and I'm just afraid if I wait
the Everwood lights will disappear...
294
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,870
...and quite possibly
Chuck's welts with them.
295
00:18:47,838 --> 00:18:50,068
You and I both know
that the Everwood lights...
296
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:53,005
...have nothing to do with
Chuck Dodd's mysterious welts.
297
00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:56,738
Yeah? Tell that to Betsy. She is so
convinced that aliens have done this...
298
00:18:56,914 --> 00:18:59,382
...she gave Davenport
an exclusive for the Pinecone.
299
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,246
I don't wanna see what
these press people are capable of...
300
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:05,617
...once they get their hands
on some hard evidence.
301
00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:09,551
If I do this you know
it is only because...
302
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:13,754
...I cannot pass up an opportunity
to disprove the National Enquirer.
303
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,399
Oh absolutely.
304
00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:21,303
Menu?
305
00:19:21,472 --> 00:19:24,373
No wait wait. Go back
to the phosphorescent minerals.
306
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:28,478
- That theory doesn't make sense Grandma.
- Why not?
307
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,274
Because...
308
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,814
...light from minerals would be
seen just above the surface.
309
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:38,648
The lights were too high
in the atmosphere for that.
310
00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:40,415
What's...? What's that?
311
00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:42,582
"Newhart2002"?
312
00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:46,857
Oh that's just an Internet thing.
313
00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:49,465
All right well
what else we got?
314
00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:55,164
How about ball lightning
meteor showers renegade comets?
315
00:19:55,339 --> 00:19:57,330
Well that's about as likely as aliens.
316
00:19:58,309 --> 00:20:01,870
Well Grandma I think the Internet
has taken us about as far as it can.
317
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:05,379
No we can't quit. If I don't come back
with a scientific explanation...
318
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:08,541
...I have to give Irv 50 bucks
and three hot meals a week.
319
00:20:08,719 --> 00:20:11,153
And we're talking stove hot
no microwave.
320
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,789
I'm not suggesting that we quit.
321
00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:16,154
I'm saying we should take this
investigation to the next level...
322
00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:19,296
...field research. We could
camp out hang with alien freaks...
323
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:21,124
...roast marshmallows. It'll be fun.
324
00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:24,131
You forgetting the definition
of the term "grounded"?
325
00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:27,498
- You eavesdrop now. Good to know.
- What do you say Junior?
326
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:31,038
You gonna give my granddaughter
permission to go off base tomorrow night?
327
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,609
Mother you of all people should know
when a child is grounded...
328
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,246
...it is like a prison sentence.
329
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:39,849
That means no telephone no TV
and absolutely no going out.
330
00:20:40,184 --> 00:20:43,153
Well where we're going
there are no phones no television...
331
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,585
...and with me as chaperon
it'll be more like a prison than a prison.
332
00:20:46,757 --> 00:20:50,488
- It's practically like homework Dad.
- Fine. Fine you may go...
333
00:20:50,661 --> 00:20:52,788
...and since it is practically
like homework...
334
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:55,363
...I want a 1000-word
typed double-spaced report...
335
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:59,333
...on the mystery of the Everwood lights
on my desk by Monday morning.
336
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:03,599
- You have got to be kidding me.
- That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
337
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,507
Fine I'll take it.
338
00:21:06,677 --> 00:21:09,840
All right. Tomorrow night
at 1800 hours sharp.
339
00:21:10,014 --> 00:21:14,178
- Good choice Junior.
- Yeah as if I ever had one.
340
00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:54,615
It's better but not exactly
up to snuff Kate.
341
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,091
I'd log in some more rehearsal time
before tomorrow if I were you.
342
00:21:58,262 --> 00:22:02,323
Speaking of which I've made my decisions
on the playing order so listen up.
343
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:04,262
Hank...
344
00:22:04,435 --> 00:22:07,370
...Daniel Evelyn...
345
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:10,405
...Afton Chris...
346
00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,599
...Laura...
347
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:19,410
...Kate and Ephram
you're our anchor. Do us proud.
348
00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:22,915
What'd I tell you?
349
00:22:24,889 --> 00:22:27,756
- Laura you wanna go next?
- Okay.
350
00:22:47,211 --> 00:22:48,439
- Bravo.
- Thank you.
351
00:22:48,612 --> 00:22:50,477
Thank you.
I'd like to thank the academy.
352
00:22:50,648 --> 00:22:53,674
I'd like to thank Mama Joy's
for supporting my french-fry habit...
353
00:22:53,851 --> 00:22:56,786
...and my piano teacher Matt
for taking a chance on a no-name.
354
00:22:56,954 --> 00:22:59,047
I'd love to take the credit
but it's all you.
355
00:22:59,223 --> 00:23:03,250
- Well I'm obviously a raw genius but...
- Don't forget humble.
356
00:23:03,427 --> 00:23:05,395
But I'm not the best player.
357
00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:09,328
Which begs the question:
why'd I get the finale?
358
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:12,500
- You want me to give it to someone else?
- No...
359
00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:14,535
...but Kate's obviously a better player.
360
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,538
Kate's terrific but that comes
from hours of practice.
361
00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:21,502
She has diligence you have a gift.
Sucks for her. Cool for you.
362
00:23:21,679 --> 00:23:24,147
- It's that simple?
- Such is life.
363
00:23:26,383 --> 00:23:30,683
So what are we gonna tackle next?
Because I'm not loving Schubert right now.
364
00:23:30,854 --> 00:23:32,253
That won't be up to me.
365
00:23:32,423 --> 00:23:35,790
You're gonna let me pick out
my own music? Sweet. Bring on the jazz.
366
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,327
Actually I wasn't gonna tell you
this until tomorrow...
367
00:23:39,496 --> 00:23:42,954
...but this is our last lesson.
368
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:45,727
I got another job Ephram.
369
00:23:47,738 --> 00:23:50,673
I didn't even know you
were looking. When? Where?
370
00:23:50,841 --> 00:23:55,005
A conservatory in London I applied
to years ago is finally interested...
371
00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:58,580
...so I'm packing up
and flying out of here.
372
00:24:00,551 --> 00:24:04,282
- It happened kind of fast.
- I met the people when I was in New York.
373
00:24:04,455 --> 00:24:08,687
It's just something I've been
working on. Anyway...
374
00:24:08,859 --> 00:24:11,293
I guess Everwood can't
compete with London right?
375
00:24:11,462 --> 00:24:14,226
Well Madonna lives there for a reason.
376
00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:19,300
It's gonna suck losing
one of the three people in this town...
377
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,199
...I can carry on
a conversation with.
378
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:24,136
That's why God invented e-mail.
379
00:24:24,308 --> 00:24:28,745
Come on. Try that last chord progression
one more time and then you're free.
380
00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:44,360
I know the place where
we can get the best view.
381
00:24:44,528 --> 00:24:48,123
It's just past Miller's Field. We should
have the whole place to ourselves.
382
00:24:48,298 --> 00:24:51,028
Grab that tent would you?
383
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:55,604
- So what exactly is the plan for tonight?
- Recon. The first thing we gotta do...
384
00:24:55,773 --> 00:24:58,105
...is get a better look
so I packed my telescope.
385
00:24:58,275 --> 00:25:00,573
- I thought we'd take some pictures.
- Great idea.
386
00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:03,838
So how about you do the whole
telescope thing by yourself...
387
00:25:04,014 --> 00:25:06,482
...and I will meet you later
to take all the pictures?
388
00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:10,347
- I'm better with a camera anyways.
- "Meet you later"? Where are you gonna be?
389
00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:13,547
Well I thought I'd go help Colin
on this test he's got on Monday.
390
00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:17,387
I figured that you would understand
because we know me being grounded...
391
00:25:17,561 --> 00:25:20,860
...is another one of my dad's
lame power moves right?
392
00:25:21,465 --> 00:25:25,128
Amy I suddenly feel like I'm being
hornswoggled and I don't like it one bit.
393
00:25:25,302 --> 00:25:27,202
No that's not how it is at all Grandma.
394
00:25:27,371 --> 00:25:29,805
You wanna manipulate me
into letting you see Colin...
395
00:25:29,973 --> 00:25:31,565
...because your dad won't let you.
396
00:25:31,742 --> 00:25:35,610
This whole X- File reunion tour
was just so you could use me.
397
00:25:35,779 --> 00:25:37,940
I didn't use you. I need you.
It's different.
398
00:25:38,115 --> 00:25:40,379
Well sell that to someone
who buys malarkey.
399
00:25:41,385 --> 00:25:44,013
- Get in the truck.
- You're seriously not gonna let me go?
400
00:25:44,188 --> 00:25:47,021
- Seriously.
- Can I tell him I'm not gonna make it?
401
00:25:47,191 --> 00:25:48,988
- No.
- Why not?
402
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:51,322
Grandma I thought you understood me.
403
00:25:51,495 --> 00:25:54,658
- I thought I did too.
- Fine then just take me home because...
404
00:25:55,032 --> 00:25:57,159
Forget it. We are going camping...
405
00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,666
...we are gonna figure out
what those lights are...
406
00:25:59,837 --> 00:26:01,737
...and we're gonna do it together.
407
00:26:01,905 --> 00:26:03,395
- But Grandma...
- Truck!
408
00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:15,607
No it's gonna be fine Chuck.
You have nothing to worry about.
409
00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:18,311
You're in very very good
hands with Dr. Abbott.
410
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:21,549
- You're pulling all my hair out!
- You do it sweetheart okay?
411
00:26:21,725 --> 00:26:25,320
So meet him at my office at 9:00
and then I'll call you tomorrow afternoon...
412
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:29,125
...to see how it went okay?
All right good luck.
413
00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:31,199
Hey you're looking sharp.
414
00:26:31,368 --> 00:26:34,030
- Is that Matt's present?
- Yeah I'll give it to him after.
415
00:26:34,204 --> 00:26:37,002
- What did you get him?
- This old subway map of London.
416
00:26:37,174 --> 00:26:41,406
Well that's very thoughtful. I'm sure
he'll appreciate it. So you nervous?
417
00:26:42,312 --> 00:26:45,338
I had a couple of whiskeys
to take the edge off. I should be fine.
418
00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:50,215
Good. I figured you might be nervous.
I dropped those cups off at the concert hall.
419
00:26:50,387 --> 00:26:53,845
Well you've done a fine job
with the cups. Mom would be proud.
420
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:56,750
So how many people
RSVP'd for this thing?
421
00:26:58,095 --> 00:27:00,063
Is this a trick question?
422
00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:03,199
Because you asked me to disinvite
everyone yesterday so I did.
423
00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,267
- Oh you did?
- I did what you told me to.
424
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,995
- Nobody else is coming?
- You didn't want anyone to come.
425
00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:11,198
- I have a witness.
- Don't look at me. I'm working my ribbon.
426
00:27:11,742 --> 00:27:14,540
- I mean it's no big deal.
- No wait a minute. Maybe we can...
427
00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:19,080
- It's fine. Forget it. Really.
- Are you sure? There's still time.
428
00:27:19,249 --> 00:27:22,912
It's Matt. I'll see you guys there.
I'm gonna get a ride with him all right?
429
00:27:24,154 --> 00:27:28,420
- Come on sweetheart. Let's go.
- But the recital's not for another hour.
430
00:27:28,592 --> 00:27:30,685
- We got plenty of time.
- No we don't.
431
00:27:30,861 --> 00:27:33,523
We gotta go find an audience.
432
00:27:55,118 --> 00:27:57,348
Mother.
433
00:27:57,521 --> 00:27:59,989
My God.
434
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:06,691
Mr. Dodd it's difficult to conduct
a sleep clinic if you do not go to sleep.
435
00:28:06,863 --> 00:28:08,455
I'm trying Dr. Abbott.
436
00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:12,397
What is it you need
an Ambien some warm milk?
437
00:28:12,569 --> 00:28:16,266
- Shall I recite Goodnight Moon?
- I can't sleep without my Betsy.
438
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,967
Oh you must be kidding.
439
00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:25,945
I need Betsy. If I don't have
my arm around her I can't sleep.
440
00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:27,845
Do you have to have her next to you?
441
00:28:28,218 --> 00:28:32,120
Doctor I appreciate the offer
but I really need my wife.
442
00:28:32,289 --> 00:28:34,154
No I was offering you a pillow.
443
00:28:35,659 --> 00:28:39,891
Fine fine. Let's go find your Betsy.
444
00:28:45,035 --> 00:28:49,301
Well so much for having
the whole place to ourselves.
445
00:28:50,474 --> 00:28:52,738
- Can I have some cocoa?
- Sure knock yourself out.
446
00:28:52,909 --> 00:28:54,638
Thanks.
447
00:28:57,347 --> 00:29:00,908
I'm sorry to bother you but I was
wondering if you had some matches.
448
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:03,678
My family's over there
and we're trying to start a fire.
449
00:29:03,854 --> 00:29:06,084
- Sure.
- Quite a night isn't it?
450
00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:08,053
I can't believe how many people came.
451
00:29:08,225 --> 00:29:12,525
We overestimated the apathy of the general
public where little green men are concerned.
452
00:29:12,696 --> 00:29:14,254
It's wonderful isn't it?
453
00:29:14,431 --> 00:29:17,161
Nowadays I can't even
get my kids together for a meal...
454
00:29:17,334 --> 00:29:19,461
...and then something
like this comes along...
455
00:29:19,636 --> 00:29:21,968
It is hard to get a family
together these days.
456
00:29:22,139 --> 00:29:26,098
It reminds me of my fourth abduction
in '79... That's not right.
457
00:29:27,177 --> 00:29:31,637
Maybe it was my third.
So hard to keep track.
458
00:29:32,582 --> 00:29:36,518
- You have such pretty hair.
- Here's your matches. Keep them.
459
00:29:36,887 --> 00:29:39,014
Thank you.
460
00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,224
Well so much for sleeping tonight.
461
00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,857
She's right though.
Whatever those lights are...
462
00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:51,194
...they brought all these people
together tonight. It's pretty impressive.
463
00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:54,303
Amy Abbott!
464
00:29:54,471 --> 00:29:56,996
Did someone just call my name?
465
00:29:57,174 --> 00:30:02,771
- Edna Harper!
- We're being paged in the forest.
466
00:30:02,946 --> 00:30:04,607
Dr. Brown?
467
00:30:04,781 --> 00:30:07,978
I'm sorry to crash your mission Edna
but I need to talk to Amy.
468
00:30:08,151 --> 00:30:09,812
Is everything okay?
469
00:30:09,986 --> 00:30:12,853
Ephram's piano recital is tonight
and I'd like you to come.
470
00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:15,583
I know he'd really like you to be there.
471
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:18,660
Actually he made it very clear
that he didn't want me there.
472
00:30:18,829 --> 00:30:22,595
I learned a very valuable lesson this week
which I am now going to impart to you:
473
00:30:22,766 --> 00:30:27,066
Whatever he says about his piano recital
he means the exact opposite.
474
00:30:27,537 --> 00:30:31,598
Well I'd love to but I promised
my grandma that I'd stay here tonight.
475
00:30:31,775 --> 00:30:33,140
It's kind of important.
476
00:30:34,578 --> 00:30:38,139
- It's okay go on ahead.
- Well I don't want to abandon you.
477
00:30:38,315 --> 00:30:42,308
I can defend the universe
from an alien invasion all by myself.
478
00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:46,280
Okay well I'll come back
right after the recital I promise.
479
00:30:46,456 --> 00:30:49,914
- Just don't figure anything out without me.
- Promise.
480
00:30:50,093 --> 00:30:51,355
- Right over here.
- Thanks.
481
00:30:51,528 --> 00:30:53,689
- Thanks.
- Sure.
482
00:30:56,566 --> 00:30:59,763
The house opens in 10 minutes. Get ready.
483
00:31:07,144 --> 00:31:10,341
- Have you seen Matt?
- He's downstairs making a phone call.
484
00:31:10,514 --> 00:31:13,449
This fortissimo is killing me.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
485
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,391
Matt?
486
00:33:24,648 --> 00:33:27,276
Nice job Ephram.
You were amazing tonight.
487
00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:30,476
- Yeah right.
- I mean it. You really nailed the finale.
488
00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:32,884
What's your problem?
I'm saying you did great.
489
00:33:33,056 --> 00:33:37,925
- Look I get it all right? I'm not an idiot.
- What are you talking about?
490
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:43,332
Matt gave me that slot because he didn't
wanna blow his cover by giving it to you.
491
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,798
You were awesome.
You earned the finale.
492
00:33:45,969 --> 00:33:49,268
- I don't need a pep talk from you.
- I can't even give you a compliment?
493
00:33:49,439 --> 00:33:53,239
Yesterday you wouldn't say two words
to me. Now you wanna be my best friend?
494
00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,776
- It's so obvious what you're doing.
- Is that so?
495
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,914
Don't worry I'm not
gonna blow your cover.
496
00:33:58,081 --> 00:34:00,481
People will figure out how naive
you are without me.
497
00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:02,311
Oh you think I'm naive?
498
00:34:02,485 --> 00:34:06,854
If you can't figure out why 28-year-old
guys date high school girls I can't help you.
499
00:34:07,023 --> 00:34:08,513
Matt and I are in love.
500
00:34:08,692 --> 00:34:12,355
Is that why he's dumping you
for some lame-ass job in London?
501
00:34:12,529 --> 00:34:14,258
You really don't get it do you?
502
00:34:14,598 --> 00:34:18,557
Matt's not dumping me. He's leaving town
because my dad found out about us.
503
00:34:18,735 --> 00:34:20,066
- What...?
- Yeah.
504
00:34:20,236 --> 00:34:24,172
But hey I guess you believe
everything Matt's ever told you.
505
00:34:24,341 --> 00:34:26,866
Who's the naive one now?
506
00:35:06,483 --> 00:35:09,509
Sweet Betsy.
507
00:35:18,628 --> 00:35:20,755
Gotcha.
508
00:35:22,632 --> 00:35:24,600
Stop. Stop.
509
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:27,801
For God's sake woman wake up.
510
00:35:35,712 --> 00:35:38,044
Why does it smell like beans out here?
511
00:35:38,214 --> 00:35:43,174
I forgot the eggs so we're having
huevos rancheros minus the huevos.
512
00:35:43,353 --> 00:35:46,550
How was the recital? I think
I fell asleep before you got back.
513
00:35:46,723 --> 00:35:51,626
It was awesome. I really think Ephram's
gonna be a famous piano player one day.
514
00:35:51,795 --> 00:35:55,253
I mean even bigger than Tori Amos
or that guy from Shine.
515
00:35:55,432 --> 00:35:59,528
- I'm glad you had a good time.
- Yeah and that's kind of what I don't get.
516
00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:02,672
- What do you mean?
- Well you were really mad at me...
517
00:36:02,839 --> 00:36:05,967
...when I wanted to go see Colin
but you had no problem with me...
518
00:36:06,142 --> 00:36:08,235
...going to see Ephram's piano recital.
519
00:36:09,479 --> 00:36:13,108
Is that your way of telling me
that I chose the wrong bachelor Grandma?
520
00:36:13,283 --> 00:36:16,719
No I'm not trying to choose
your boyfriends Amy.
521
00:36:16,886 --> 00:36:19,787
I'm just trying to keep you
from losing too much of yourself...
522
00:36:19,956 --> 00:36:23,915
...while you figure it all out.
You and your dad are a lot alike.
523
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,993
You've both got tunnel vision
like I've never seen.
524
00:36:27,297 --> 00:36:31,199
You focus so intently on one thing that
you forget everything else around you...
525
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:35,303
...and right now your tunnel
leads to Colin and only to Colin.
526
00:36:35,472 --> 00:36:37,667
- Yeah but l...
- Love him. I know.
527
00:36:37,841 --> 00:36:41,004
I know. And I understand.
528
00:36:41,177 --> 00:36:47,673
But there's a very fine line
between devotion and obsession.
529
00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:53,189
Besides Colin's not the only one
who needs you. Your dad does I do...
530
00:36:53,356 --> 00:36:57,315
...and last night more than anyone
Ephram did. And you were there for him.
531
00:36:58,061 --> 00:37:00,757
And that's the kind of person
you've always been...
532
00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:04,388
...and I just didn't want you to forget it.
533
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:10,129
So basically you're saying
that there's more to life than boys?
534
00:37:10,774 --> 00:37:14,301
Well if you want to be
succinct about it sure.
535
00:37:20,717 --> 00:37:23,151
What is this?
536
00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:31,956
- What? What are we looking at?
- Moths. Look.
537
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:39,158
There's millions of them.
538
00:37:40,737 --> 00:37:44,002
Oh that's disgusting.
539
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:47,041
No it's the answer.
540
00:37:47,210 --> 00:37:50,577
Remember that article we read
about how sometimes swarms of bugs...
541
00:37:50,747 --> 00:37:54,547
...can get caught in some
kind of electrical field and glow?
542
00:37:54,717 --> 00:37:56,878
The article said
the bugs travel in a mass...
543
00:37:57,153 --> 00:38:00,987
...so it almost looks like a UFO
which would explain all the alien theories.
544
00:38:02,358 --> 00:38:05,759
- And totally disprove them.
- Exactly. We did it.
545
00:38:06,462 --> 00:38:09,863
- It was kind of the article but we did it.
- Wait till I tell Irv.
546
00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:13,696
I should have bet him
two months' worth of foot rubs.
547
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:19,733
Wait maybe we shouldn't tell Irv.
548
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:22,676
Or anybody. People would
be happier thinking...
549
00:38:22,846 --> 00:38:26,282
...that there's still something
magical out there you know?
550
00:38:29,886 --> 00:38:32,218
You're on sport.
551
00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:43,223
You did a nice job last night.
552
00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:46,465
- That's all you got to say?
- What more do you want?
553
00:38:46,636 --> 00:38:49,036
- Some honesty would be great.
- I am being honest.
554
00:38:49,205 --> 00:38:50,638
No you're not. You lied.
555
00:38:50,807 --> 00:38:54,265
You lied to me you lied to Kate.
All you had to do was tell me the truth.
556
00:38:54,444 --> 00:38:56,435
- Why should I have?
- Because I deserve it.
557
00:38:56,613 --> 00:38:58,877
No you don't. Not where Kate
and I are concerned.
558
00:38:59,048 --> 00:39:02,643
When it came to the music what was
really important I was honest with you.
559
00:39:02,819 --> 00:39:06,516
Forget the music. This has nothing
to do with that. I trusted you.
560
00:39:06,689 --> 00:39:09,419
I believed what you told me
not just about the piano...
561
00:39:09,592 --> 00:39:12,356
...but about life about people everything.
562
00:39:12,528 --> 00:39:15,361
I took your advice to heart
because I thought we were friends.
563
00:39:15,531 --> 00:39:18,989
- I am your friend.
- I'm not friends with somebody like you.
564
00:39:19,168 --> 00:39:22,626
You know what made you cool
to hang out with? You didn't act your age.
565
00:39:22,805 --> 00:39:25,273
- How do you live with yourself?
- Don't worry about me.
566
00:39:25,441 --> 00:39:30,208
I'm not. I'm worried about Kate. She has
no idea what kind of person you are.
567
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,245
- And you do?
- You're a liar.
568
00:39:32,415 --> 00:39:35,179
Don't be so quick to judge.
In 10 years you'll do things...
569
00:39:35,351 --> 00:39:38,343
...you never would have thought
possible. We'll compare notes.
570
00:39:38,521 --> 00:39:39,988
Screw you.
571
00:39:42,525 --> 00:39:45,016
You're a better pianist
than you were two months ago.
572
00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:48,527
My job was to bring out your abilities.
That's what I was hired to do.
573
00:39:48,698 --> 00:39:51,690
Is that what you were hired
to do for Kate?
574
00:40:00,643 --> 00:40:03,373
Hey. How'd it go with Chuck?
575
00:40:06,249 --> 00:40:07,443
That well huh?
576
00:40:07,617 --> 00:40:10,711
What did I tell you about arguing
with lumberjacks Harold?
577
00:40:10,887 --> 00:40:14,653
So Chuck wasn't the one with the
sleep disorder. Turns out it was Betsy.
578
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:18,818
Betsy did this to you?
But she's so tiny.
579
00:40:18,995 --> 00:40:21,395
Can we keep this conversation
strictly medical?
580
00:40:21,564 --> 00:40:24,260
Of course. So what
was your final diagnosis?
581
00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:26,827
REM behavior disorder
a type of parasomnia...
582
00:40:27,003 --> 00:40:29,631
...that involves odd or dangerous behavior
during sleep.
583
00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:32,206
- People acting out their dreams.
- In this case...
584
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,139
...Betsy wasn't acting out dreams.
She was acting out anger.
585
00:40:35,311 --> 00:40:37,779
Chuck told her about going
to Alaska she was upset...
586
00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:42,145
...but instead of talking with him about it...
- She beat the sleeping daylights out of him.
587
00:40:42,318 --> 00:40:44,878
- Feisty little one isn't she?
- That's one word for her.
588
00:40:45,054 --> 00:40:47,852
- What did you prescribe?
- A punching bag for Betsy...
589
00:40:48,024 --> 00:40:52,427
...plenty of Tylenol for Chuck and a promise
that he will stay in town for the time being.
590
00:40:52,795 --> 00:40:57,289
And as for myself I am going back
to my original medical regimen...
591
00:40:57,467 --> 00:41:02,905
...which means staying as far away
from you as humanly possible.
592
00:41:13,149 --> 00:41:17,552
Dad can I go to the video store
and see if they have E.T. back yet?
593
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,884
- We rented that film three times this week.
- I told you we should buy it.
594
00:41:22,058 --> 00:41:24,356
Okay go ahead.
595
00:41:27,497 --> 00:41:30,660
- So Kate's father knows everything?
- Well supposedly.
596
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:33,427
Whether that's true or not
I have no idea but...
597
00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:36,834
Well I'm sorry you got caught up
in the middle of all this.
598
00:41:37,006 --> 00:41:39,873
I feel somehow responsible
seeing as I chose Matt for you.
599
00:41:40,043 --> 00:41:42,443
Well did it say "lying scum"
on his résumé?
600
00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:46,906
- I guess I can't blame you for this one.
- Well you choose the next one.
601
00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:50,814
- We'll do a screening process.
- I don't think I want another teacher.
602
00:41:50,987 --> 00:41:54,252
Why not? Just because Matt's a jerk
doesn't mean you have to...
603
00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:57,291
It's more than that.
I don't know if it's worth it.
604
00:41:57,693 --> 00:42:00,218
What are you talking about?
605
00:42:01,197 --> 00:42:05,361
What's the point of becoming great
if you compromise everything to get there?
606
00:42:05,535 --> 00:42:07,435
- Who says you have to compromise?
- Matt...
607
00:42:07,603 --> 00:42:09,867
Forget Matt. He doesn't know you.
608
00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:12,940
He doesn't know what you're capable of.
You're better than him.
609
00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:16,576
You're a better pianist
and you're a better human being.
610
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:21,248
Am I better than you?
You compromised. Think about it.
611
00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:25,581
Would you have saved as many lives
if you were home for dinner every night?
612
00:42:25,755 --> 00:42:27,382
Probably not.
613
00:42:28,858 --> 00:42:31,622
And do you regret it now
not being home?
614
00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:34,488
- You won't make the same mistakes.
- You don't know that.
615
00:42:34,664 --> 00:42:39,533
Yes I do. You're 15 years old Ephram
and you're already asking these questions.
616
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,735
It took 20 years of neurosurgery
the death of your mother...
617
00:42:42,905 --> 00:42:45,066
...and moving us
to the middle of nowhere...
618
00:42:45,241 --> 00:42:48,176
...before I even knew
what the questions were.
619
00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:53,875
Now that you know what the questions are
can we please move back to New York?
620
00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:56,575
Nice try.
621
00:42:56,752 --> 00:43:00,188
Despite our fascination
with the beauty of stars...
622
00:43:00,356 --> 00:43:05,419
... most people are uneducated when it
comes to the basic facts about the heavens.
623
00:43:05,595 --> 00:43:08,928
Some mysteries aren't meant
to be fully understood.
624
00:43:09,098 --> 00:43:12,864
Some questions are best never answered.
625
00:43:51,073 --> 00:43:53,064
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