1 00:00:02,180 --> 00:00:03,374 Previously on Everwood: 2 00:00:03,549 --> 00:00:05,039 You okay? 3 00:00:05,217 --> 00:00:06,946 Yeah. 4 00:00:07,119 --> 00:00:09,212 I'm just a little tired. 5 00:00:09,388 --> 00:00:10,548 You want to take a break? 6 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:13,623 Do you blab everything that happens between us to the whole world... 7 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:15,760 ...or just the stuff about me being sick? 8 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:18,897 Do you understand the word "trust"? Because I don't think you do. 9 00:00:19,064 --> 00:00:22,659 I simply inquired about Colin's health much the same way that you came to me. 10 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,563 I came to you in confidence. 11 00:00:24,736 --> 00:00:26,328 How have his moods been? 12 00:00:26,505 --> 00:00:28,666 - Okay. - You know with an injury like Colin's... 13 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,570 ...patients can behave unpredictably sometimes... 14 00:00:31,743 --> 00:00:35,907 I'm not saying that you shouldn't stay close to Colin but things have changed. 15 00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:40,476 You and Amy are gonna have to figure this out. 16 00:00:41,253 --> 00:00:44,313 You don't wanna deal with the severity of what's happened to Colin. 17 00:00:44,489 --> 00:00:47,083 And as your doctor and your friend I am telling you... 18 00:00:47,259 --> 00:00:51,355 ...he is not out of the woods yet. His symptoms could worsen. 19 00:00:57,869 --> 00:00:59,598 Come on. Come on. 20 00:01:00,839 --> 00:01:03,808 Forget for a minute what the real world looks like. 21 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:04,965 Yes! There's 10. 22 00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:07,236 Forget what you know you know. 23 00:01:07,846 --> 00:01:11,304 Sometimes you need to believe in what isn't exactly there. 24 00:01:11,483 --> 00:01:13,417 A daydream of better nights. 25 00:01:13,585 --> 00:01:17,021 A storybook fantasy where life is ordered and consistent. 26 00:01:17,189 --> 00:01:21,455 And tales get awfully exciting before they wrap up nicely... 27 00:01:21,627 --> 00:01:22,616 ... for all involved. 28 00:01:22,794 --> 00:01:25,285 11-6! Nuggets win. 29 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:26,726 Like you'd make the Nuggets. 30 00:01:26,898 --> 00:01:28,729 I could one day. I'm gonna be tall. 31 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,128 My dad's tall. 32 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:32,327 - Bright! - What?! 33 00:01:32,504 --> 00:01:35,496 Mom says you have to come inside and do your homework. 34 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,903 Mom says a lot of things. 35 00:01:38,076 --> 00:01:39,600 Tell her I'm outside reading. 36 00:01:39,778 --> 00:01:42,804 No you're not. You're playing basketball with your dumb friend. 37 00:01:42,981 --> 00:01:44,380 Shut up. 38 00:01:45,217 --> 00:01:48,380 Mom! Bright hit me! 39 00:01:48,987 --> 00:01:50,579 Watch this one. 40 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,925 You always go for the 3. 41 00:01:55,994 --> 00:01:57,791 And you always miss too. 42 00:01:57,963 --> 00:01:59,863 - You can do better? - Maybe. 43 00:02:00,332 --> 00:02:02,300 One-armed bandit. 44 00:02:06,905 --> 00:02:08,202 Dude. 45 00:02:08,373 --> 00:02:10,671 - What are you holding out on me man? - Maybe. 46 00:02:10,842 --> 00:02:12,139 What about the sling? 47 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:15,211 That is history. As of two minutes ago I finished my rehab. 48 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,780 The only thing left to do is to trash this old thing. 49 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,349 And my doctors say I'm officially back from the shop. 50 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,350 Good as new. Gone for good... 51 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:24,455 ...the gimp has retired. 52 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:25,783 Like you're about to be. 53 00:02:25,957 --> 00:02:27,390 You can play? 54 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,052 - Better than you. - Oh you think so? 55 00:02:30,228 --> 00:02:32,287 - Oh I know so. - All right. 56 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,527 Yeah! 57 00:02:36,702 --> 00:02:38,567 All right all right. 58 00:02:38,737 --> 00:02:40,762 Yeah let's do this dog. Let's do this. 59 00:02:44,443 --> 00:02:46,172 Bright! 60 00:02:50,982 --> 00:02:53,746 But who are we to enforce reality? 61 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,911 After all, you never know when the good angel of fortune... 62 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,580 ... might bring a page from your book to life... 63 00:02:59,758 --> 00:03:03,455 ... and throw a kind miracle your way. 64 00:03:58,517 --> 00:03:59,814 Hi. 65 00:04:00,886 --> 00:04:02,251 Denver omelet please. 66 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:06,186 Maybe I want the french toast. I'm short on time. How long does french toast take? 67 00:04:06,358 --> 00:04:09,259 Not as long as you're taking to order it. What's the rush? 68 00:04:09,427 --> 00:04:11,088 French toast. 69 00:04:11,797 --> 00:04:14,095 Some magazine is sending a guy to interview me. 70 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,961 Well I wouldn't get too excited. 71 00:04:16,134 --> 00:04:18,364 It's hardly rare for some local birdcage liner... 72 00:04:18,537 --> 00:04:22,439 ...to want to fill the space between the crossword and the tuna frittata recipe... 73 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:25,405 ...with whatever profile they can muster. 74 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,840 So what rag is selling ad space on your dime? 75 00:04:28,013 --> 00:04:29,708 New York magazine. 76 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:32,843 You ever heard of a guy named Joel Hurwitz? 77 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:35,077 Oh so you know his work? 78 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,713 Joel Hurwitz covered Rwanda. 79 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:41,518 Last year alone he interviewed Arafat and Brad and Jennifer. 80 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:46,187 His piece on repressed renewables research was nominated for the Pulitzer in '98. 81 00:04:46,364 --> 00:04:49,856 He was robbed when they gave it to that drivel on antibiotic levels in soil. 82 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:53,232 He's probably the only living writer to win the PEN/Faulkner Award... 83 00:04:53,405 --> 00:04:54,997 ...who's bothered to read Faulkner. 84 00:04:55,173 --> 00:04:57,607 He's coming here to interview you? 85 00:04:57,776 --> 00:05:01,371 It's no big deal. I promised the editor I'd do it. He's an old friend of mine. 86 00:05:01,546 --> 00:05:04,208 Hurwitz is just gonna follow me around for a couple days. 87 00:05:04,382 --> 00:05:08,113 He said he wanted to do a piece on the city mouse turned country doctor. 88 00:05:08,286 --> 00:05:11,915 I accepted the fact that life stopped being fair to me long ago. 89 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:13,955 But really this is too much for anyone. 90 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,456 Well who knows? 91 00:05:15,627 --> 00:05:18,596 Maybe you'll say something interesting and he'll quote you. 92 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:22,930 Yeah. That would be something. 93 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:28,167 "You know Joel a country doctor is more than just a healer he's an institution." 94 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:29,466 That's... That's good. 95 00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:32,269 You there coffee man. A pen fast. 96 00:05:32,744 --> 00:05:34,143 Institution insti... 97 00:05:35,847 --> 00:05:39,044 Edna I need you to go down to the medical supply house... 98 00:05:39,217 --> 00:05:41,879 ...and pick up a couple things. - What for? We're stocked. 99 00:05:42,053 --> 00:05:43,953 We need a new defibrillator right away. 100 00:05:44,122 --> 00:05:47,387 - What's wrong with the one we've got? - Oh it's broken. It's bad. 101 00:05:47,559 --> 00:05:51,051 Could you pick us up a new HeartStart FR2-plus in lemon if they have it? 102 00:05:51,229 --> 00:05:54,562 Don't worry about the phones I'll cover. You should be back in a couple hours. 103 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:56,496 - Are you trying to get rid of me? - No. 104 00:05:56,668 --> 00:05:58,465 - Are you lying to me? - Yes. 105 00:05:58,637 --> 00:06:02,095 You think I'm gonna embarrass you in front of your schmancy-pants reporter? 106 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:04,401 It wouldn't be the craziest thought I ever had. 107 00:06:04,576 --> 00:06:08,103 Like I give a rat's hat about some big-city dink thinks he knows it all. 108 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,372 Are you lying to me? 109 00:06:10,315 --> 00:06:11,976 Did you see his last article? 110 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:16,348 If you got a problem with Hurwitz write a letter to the editor. Otherwise go. 111 00:06:16,521 --> 00:06:18,421 Do you know what you're planning to say? 112 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:21,787 It's a puff piece Edna. We'll probably talk about my workout regimen. 113 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:24,589 Or lack thereof. 114 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:44,244 And key change. 115 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:47,613 - She never gets tired. - I know. She doesn't even drink coffee. 116 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:48,844 She's like an X-file. 117 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:52,512 Explain to me how this is an elective when no one wants to be here. 118 00:06:52,691 --> 00:06:56,650 Amy Ephram less hablo more vibrato. 119 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,600 Oh Colin hello. 120 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:05,201 Hold on class. 121 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:07,770 - What do you need honey? - I'm sorry to bother you. 122 00:07:07,939 --> 00:07:10,772 - But I need Amy Abbott right away. - Of course dear. 123 00:07:11,142 --> 00:07:12,700 Amy? 124 00:07:12,877 --> 00:07:14,242 Is everything all right? 125 00:07:14,412 --> 00:07:17,506 Yeah. Miss Abbott needs to play hooky the rest of the afternoon. 126 00:07:17,682 --> 00:07:19,479 It's rather urgent. 127 00:07:21,686 --> 00:07:25,053 And altos pick it up from "shrink ran off to Europe." 128 00:07:34,232 --> 00:07:36,894 You have to stop following me around Arnie. 129 00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:38,865 I can't. I decided you're my girlfriend. 130 00:07:39,604 --> 00:07:40,798 I am not. 131 00:07:41,973 --> 00:07:43,372 I decided. 132 00:07:43,742 --> 00:07:45,607 Do I have to do anything? 133 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:50,372 Okay. But only if you do everything I tell you. 134 00:07:51,549 --> 00:07:53,710 Go get my loose-leaf. 135 00:07:55,587 --> 00:07:57,646 Children take your seats. 136 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:02,451 Thessaly put that book away. You should know better by now... 137 00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,720 ...than to be reading in my classroom. 138 00:08:05,497 --> 00:08:07,055 I have good news. 139 00:08:07,232 --> 00:08:09,393 I just came from the principal's office... 140 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:12,934 ...where despite my protestations that I wouldn't trust you in public... 141 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:15,800 ...any more than I would a troop of baboons... 142 00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:18,340 ...we discussed your class trip. 143 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:21,274 I think you will be most pleased with our choice. 144 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:25,876 We will be traveling back in time to the ancient Egypt exhibit... 145 00:08:26,051 --> 00:08:28,952 ...at the Museum of History. - We're seeing the mummies? 146 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:34,820 I should point out that this fine idea came from Miss Squeaky-Wheel herself. 147 00:08:34,993 --> 00:08:36,585 Delia take a bow. 148 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:43,194 She's my girlfriend. 149 00:08:51,409 --> 00:08:52,671 Dr. Andy Brown? 150 00:08:53,778 --> 00:08:55,609 That'd make you reporter Joel Hurwitz. 151 00:08:55,780 --> 00:08:58,374 Not getting in law school made me reporter Joel Hurwitz. 152 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,177 But yes. Nice to meet you finally. 153 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:02,182 Glad you made it. I was getting worried. 154 00:09:02,353 --> 00:09:03,843 - Roads weren't bad. - I meant me. 155 00:09:04,022 --> 00:09:06,456 I've been practicing charming banter in my head. 156 00:09:06,624 --> 00:09:09,855 Oh that's fun. I rattled the guy who flight-tested the CyberKnife... 157 00:09:10,028 --> 00:09:11,359 ...on intracranial tumors... 158 00:09:11,529 --> 00:09:14,794 ...and won the Neurological Surgeons Investigator Award how many times? 159 00:09:14,966 --> 00:09:16,866 I'm guessing you know the answer to that. 160 00:09:17,302 --> 00:09:18,360 Try me. 161 00:09:18,536 --> 00:09:21,198 I don't have any patients. Why don't we talk in my office. 162 00:09:21,372 --> 00:09:23,636 No need to jump into the 20 questions. 163 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:27,209 I drove more in the last six hours than I have in the last six years. 164 00:09:27,378 --> 00:09:30,643 How about we take a walk? Show me the town you left the big town for. 165 00:09:30,815 --> 00:09:32,840 That'd be great. You're gonna love it. 166 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,314 - Who's that? - That's Edna Harper. She's my nurse. 167 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,720 She's a big fan. 168 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,495 So... 169 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,191 Welcome to Everwood. 170 00:09:51,369 --> 00:09:55,738 Former silver-mining town and now home to a population of... 171 00:09:56,474 --> 00:09:58,066 Actually I have no idea. 172 00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:00,234 Enough to keep two doctors busy. 173 00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:03,505 The other country doctor's office is right over there. 174 00:10:04,115 --> 00:10:08,882 Although he's more of a misplaced city dweller than a corncob-pipe kind of a guy. 175 00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:11,214 And here we have the unattended fruit stand. 176 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:13,687 Which no one would consider stealing from. Apple? 177 00:10:13,858 --> 00:10:15,382 - Sure. - Hi Martha. 178 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,222 Nice to see you doctor. That's Martha Thompson. 179 00:10:18,396 --> 00:10:19,522 The Martha Thompson. 180 00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:22,461 Four-time winner of the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Cake-off. 181 00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:25,893 Okay? Bye. 182 00:10:28,439 --> 00:10:30,703 Journalists can have a Heisenberg effect. 183 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,536 It wears off eventually. 184 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:35,076 Well fortunately we got Irv Harper. 185 00:10:35,246 --> 00:10:38,477 Lucky husband of my nurse and guaranteed normal person. 186 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,117 Everwoodies wiggly for attention? 187 00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:42,446 - You have no idea. - Just a smidge. 188 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:46,078 Well I never cared much for mainstream journalists. 189 00:10:46,257 --> 00:10:49,784 One of them could come into town set on writing about one thing... 190 00:10:49,961 --> 00:10:52,361 ...and completely miss the more captivating story... 191 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:56,261 ...about the lone black man living in a racially homogenous town. 192 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:59,364 But if anyone wanted to talk about it... 193 00:10:59,537 --> 00:11:02,438 ...l'd probably be open for discussion. 194 00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:06,933 I give up. They're usually so quaint. 195 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:10,740 Oh please. If this place was any more quaint it'd be a doily. 196 00:11:11,382 --> 00:11:14,749 To be honest I'm not all that interested in the town Andy... 197 00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:17,513 ...or country-doctoring for that matter. 198 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,884 Well you drove a long way for an apple. 199 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,855 I came to find out what happened to you. 200 00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:24,586 Something made one of the world's most famous doctors... 201 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:29,893 ...dump his natural habitat to make it in rural square state America. 202 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,730 - I don't know if I'd say I made it yet. - Me neither. 203 00:11:32,904 --> 00:11:36,635 Everyone in New York thinks you're just on a sabbatical. Know that? 204 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,643 Well it doesn't matter what they think. 205 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:43,110 I know your record. You're too... What? Good. 206 00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:44,509 Too big. 207 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:47,742 Too Andy Brown for the free clinic to be it for you. 208 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:50,080 To me that means you're up to something. 209 00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:52,155 I want you to show me what. 210 00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:55,690 I'm guessing we just jumped to the 20 questions. 211 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,657 Let's go! Bring it in bring it in! 212 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:06,133 Hustle! Thank you! Let's play a little five-on-five. 213 00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:09,637 Abbott Marlowe captains. You pick first Abbott. 214 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,305 Colin Hart. 215 00:12:15,613 --> 00:12:16,910 Yeah. 216 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:21,179 - Sorry Colin. Can't play today. - No it's cool. The sling came off yesterday. 217 00:12:21,352 --> 00:12:22,876 Good for you. Now step aside. 218 00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:24,851 Seriously. It's all right. I can play. 219 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:26,820 I don't care if you can dunk. 220 00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:31,052 Until I see a doctor's note you're knitting bootees in the bleachers so take a powder. 221 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,332 Colin. 222 00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:43,167 Let him go. 223 00:12:43,341 --> 00:12:45,172 Late again Brown. 224 00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:46,833 I got stuck in lab. 225 00:12:47,011 --> 00:12:50,572 Working on my study of why sports makes you call people by their last name. 226 00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:52,340 That's cute. Throw your sweats on. 227 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:54,712 Give me a lap for every minute that you're late. 228 00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:58,751 - Let's go. - Zeb. 229 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,181 Come on. 230 00:13:02,994 --> 00:13:06,395 You're a sock. Why do you have to fight me the whole way up? 231 00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:19,974 Hey! 232 00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:22,544 Let go of me! 233 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,773 - Knock it off Colin. - Let go of me! 234 00:13:24,949 --> 00:13:27,213 - Settle down. - Let go. 235 00:13:34,258 --> 00:13:37,022 I'd much rather we weren't in this position. 236 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:41,791 There's a very short list of things we do not and cannot tolerate from our students. 237 00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:44,696 Destruction of property tops that list. 238 00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:46,803 And that's what you saw? 239 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,740 Right. 240 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,700 We know you've been through a lot this year. 241 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:57,209 And with the obstacles you've had to face... 242 00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:59,714 ...it's no surprise that certain frustration... 243 00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:02,444 ...can become well unbearable. 244 00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,615 Not that that's an excuse. 245 00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,554 Nevertheless if I understand this correctly... 246 00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:11,286 ...this incident was not without provocation. 247 00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:15,932 Benching you that was... Wasn't exactly sensitive of me. 248 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,728 I was doing a bunch of stuff at once. 249 00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:21,134 And I'm sorry Colin. 250 00:14:25,309 --> 00:14:26,469 Okay then. 251 00:14:26,644 --> 00:14:28,805 Fortunately no one was hurt in this. 252 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:32,143 And since nothing of value is damaged... 253 00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:35,080 ...I don't think it's necessary to get parents involved. 254 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:39,289 Perhaps it's best if we just put this whole incident behind us. 255 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,690 Agreed? 256 00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:44,854 Sure. 257 00:14:45,663 --> 00:14:46,994 So that's it? 258 00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:49,866 Yes Ephram. That's it. 259 00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:55,765 - What if they expel him? - Colin's like Teflon. They can't touch him. 260 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:59,706 We could get the doctors to say they can't expel him that he needs the structure. 261 00:14:59,877 --> 00:15:02,437 They know there's no way he'd do something like that. 262 00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,706 - I don't know. - Hey. 263 00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:08,315 - What did they say? - It's all cool. 264 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,810 Really? 265 00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,216 It is now. 266 00:15:19,697 --> 00:15:21,631 Your dad was an auto mechanic. 267 00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:23,096 You did your homework. 268 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,167 My dad was a great auto mechanic. 269 00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:26,701 Best in Rhode Island. 270 00:15:26,871 --> 00:15:28,338 Best anywhere probably. 271 00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:32,135 He specialized in French cars. Peugeot Renault. 272 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,575 He liked to joke that they're the ones that require the most servicing. 273 00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:38,874 But I knew it was really because they were the hardest to get right. 274 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,677 He liked a challenge. 275 00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,013 You inherited that. 276 00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:47,090 Maybe. I don't know. We weren't very close. 277 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,692 Do you miss neurosurgery? 278 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,592 Well I do a lot of good doctoring here too. 279 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:55,254 But yeah I miss it sometimes. 280 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,731 But it's worth it for the kids. 281 00:15:57,902 --> 00:16:01,861 I'm not saying everything's perfect with them. We have good days and bad days. 282 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:04,030 We were talking about you. Want to sit down? 283 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,197 - No. - Everything okay? 284 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,365 - No. - You want to talk? 285 00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:07,875 Totally. 286 00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:11,375 Not one of our good days. 287 00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:15,315 The book says I'm supposed to say prayers to make sure you get to Egyptian heaven. 288 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,748 I'm not really dead. 289 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,549 Then how can I pull your brains out of your nose? 290 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,555 How could you be scared of mummies? 291 00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:25,992 - I don't know. - I bet they're even scarier at night. 292 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,797 Put that back on! 293 00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:30,267 You're so easy. 294 00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:34,693 Wouldn't it be cool if we could see the mummies at night? 295 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,968 I wish I could sleep in the museum. 296 00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:41,009 - Like in that book. - What book? 297 00:16:41,178 --> 00:16:44,511 The Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. 298 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:47,207 That girl Claudia decides to live in a museum. 299 00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:50,210 We're reading it for class. 300 00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:53,112 We just had a test on it. 301 00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:57,325 I bet I could do that. I bet I could sleep in the museum. 302 00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:59,326 No way. How? 303 00:16:59,497 --> 00:17:03,228 When we go on the class trip I'd hide and have the whole place to myself. 304 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:04,629 You'll get busted. 305 00:17:04,802 --> 00:17:07,066 I won't because you're going to help me. 306 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:09,103 Dad! 307 00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:11,164 Dad! 308 00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:15,309 - What is it kiddo? - Can I sleep over at Arnie's tomorrow? 309 00:17:15,479 --> 00:17:18,004 We're gonna play Egyptians after seeing the mummies. 310 00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,514 I'll go straight from school. 311 00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:21,913 Sure. I'll call his mom. 312 00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,680 We already asked. And she already said okay okay? 313 00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:26,584 Okay. 314 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,867 - I got this one. - Oh thanks. 315 00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:40,094 You met Celine. Your money's no good here. 316 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:43,971 So today is actually house-call day? 317 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,075 Eleven to 4 hence lunch to go. 318 00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:48,404 I used to make nonemergency calls all the time. 319 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,342 But it got too tough on the family. 320 00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:55,481 Robert Troy. 321 00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:59,316 Now you two are still taking the vitamins like I told you huh? 322 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,355 Good lad good lad. 323 00:18:01,525 --> 00:18:03,356 Here's a sucker for each of you. 324 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:05,392 There you go. 325 00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,659 Susan. 326 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,461 Well-met fellow healer. 327 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:14,836 Same to you. 328 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,736 Joel this is Harold Abbott The other doctor in town. 329 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:21,071 The other doctor. Enjoying your time with our Dr. Brown here? 330 00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,770 Oh he's come a long way. Had a lot to learn from me... 331 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:26,143 ...about how to be a country doctor. 332 00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:27,682 Here... 333 00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:29,513 ...in the country... 334 00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:33,713 ...where the very air has a palliative effect on most ailments. 335 00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:41,693 Yes. Well... 336 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:46,060 I'd love to stay and chat but I've got an office chock-full of patients... 337 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:47,465 ...requiring my attention. 338 00:18:47,638 --> 00:18:50,436 Hate to... I hate to keep any of them waiting. 339 00:18:50,608 --> 00:18:54,567 After all you never know which case is going to turn out to be... 340 00:18:54,745 --> 00:18:57,646 ...the one that you became a doctor for. 341 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:05,317 Mr. Hurwitz... 342 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,617 ...if you have any questions at all... 343 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:10,788 ...about anything... 344 00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:13,759 ...even about Dr. Brown... 345 00:19:14,198 --> 00:19:17,361 ...don't hesitate to call. - I just might do that. 346 00:19:25,309 --> 00:19:26,970 It's been like this nonstop. 347 00:19:27,144 --> 00:19:30,204 Listen you live in a tree. How could you have hay fever? 348 00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:32,906 I think I cracked a rib sneezing last night. 349 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:36,611 Any chance you might take that as a sign to return to sea level? 350 00:19:36,787 --> 00:19:38,311 You've been up here four weeks. 351 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,188 It's not an option. 352 00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:42,382 If I leave they'll cut her down. 353 00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:48,527 Could you toss me up some of those antihistamines? 354 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,537 Sorry. 355 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:03,277 Damn sapsuckers are everywhere. 356 00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:05,915 Want to prove they got the soy nuts to take us on. 357 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,484 Hey! Get back at your parents on your own time! 358 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:14,252 This has to rank as one of Dr. Brown's more memorable patients. 359 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,188 I don't know if I'd say that. 360 00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:19,256 Really? 361 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,057 What would you say? 362 00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:25,134 Tree-hopping for longhairs doesn't really compare to what he did for Colin Hart. 363 00:20:25,636 --> 00:20:26,933 Who? 364 00:20:27,104 --> 00:20:30,540 The coma kid. You didn't know about that? 365 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,369 I thought that was why you were here. 366 00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,471 Fourth of July there was a car accident. 367 00:20:35,646 --> 00:20:38,706 Kid goes flying through the windshield. He's in a coma for four months. 368 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:41,044 Nobody has any clue what to do. 369 00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,448 That is till Dr. Brown goes in to see him. 370 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:48,058 Now the kid's back to life like he'd done nothing more than skip breakfast. 371 00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:51,188 I can't believe he didn't tell you about that. 372 00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:53,026 Me neither. 373 00:20:53,197 --> 00:20:54,687 What was that kid's name again? 374 00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:56,127 Colin! 375 00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:58,798 Want to play some ball? 376 00:20:58,969 --> 00:21:01,062 You think Mr. Austin will let me on this time? 377 00:21:01,238 --> 00:21:03,968 Pretty safe bet. He really thinks you freaked out on him. 378 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,742 - What do you mean? - You were just using the coma boy... 379 00:21:07,912 --> 00:21:10,710 ..."get out of jail free" cards. Playing it up right? 380 00:21:12,449 --> 00:21:15,748 - Definitely. You'd do the same thing right? - Definitely. 381 00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:19,856 - I'll catch up with you in a sec. - All right. 382 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,357 Hey. 383 00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:26,621 - What's going on? - You wanna shoot some hoops? 384 00:21:26,797 --> 00:21:28,492 That's all right. I'm on dinner duty. 385 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,863 Delia starts scarfing down cereal if I'm not quick with the take-out. 386 00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:34,732 Yesterday in Ackerman's office... 387 00:21:34,905 --> 00:21:36,873 ...why'd you try to sell me out? 388 00:21:37,842 --> 00:21:40,709 - I didn't sell you out. - "That's it?" 389 00:21:40,878 --> 00:21:43,438 - I mean what was that? - It caught me off guard. 390 00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:46,174 - You gotta admit it was messed up. - It was no big deal. 391 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:48,750 No big deal? You took a bat to the teacher's office. 392 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:49,908 Hey he started it. 393 00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:53,079 What about the car window? Did he start it? Or the trophy case? 394 00:21:53,257 --> 00:21:55,248 Yeah I figured it out. I'm not stupid. 395 00:21:56,527 --> 00:21:58,119 Hey listen man I'm fine. 396 00:21:58,295 --> 00:22:00,957 I mean I wasn't for a long time but I beat it you know. 397 00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:03,565 I mean I can read I can hold numbers in my head. 398 00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:06,066 I can bench-press 160. 399 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,228 I lost a lot but I can make new memories. 400 00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:10,600 - I'm doing good again. - Yeah you're doing good. 401 00:22:10,774 --> 00:22:12,833 But that guy in there with the bat... 402 00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:14,409 ...wasn't you. 403 00:22:15,446 --> 00:22:17,414 All right so I lost it. 404 00:22:17,581 --> 00:22:19,208 But I got it under control. 405 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:24,813 Fine. You can keep me in line. You can help me. 406 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:27,884 - Help you cover? - Would you get over this? 407 00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:29,286 The rest of the world has. 408 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:33,453 Maybe if I knew you when you were the golden boy but right now you scare me. 409 00:22:35,399 --> 00:22:39,267 - Okay. If that's the way you want it. - That's not much of a choice. 410 00:22:39,436 --> 00:22:42,837 What is this some pathetic last-ditch effort to get me off Amy? 411 00:22:43,007 --> 00:22:46,135 To get her to think that I'm still being spoon-fed applesauce? 412 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:49,177 No wonder my sister took off and left you alone. 413 00:22:50,014 --> 00:22:52,175 You believe whatever you want. 414 00:22:52,349 --> 00:22:53,816 Rest of the world already does. 415 00:22:55,619 --> 00:22:58,144 Hey come on. Wait. Don't. Ephram! 416 00:22:58,322 --> 00:23:00,415 Dude it's not what you think! 417 00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:03,617 You watch! I'm not like that! 418 00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:05,489 I'm not like that! 419 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,656 - One more try and that bitch is yours. - I'm skipping ahead thanks. 420 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,125 - Is that for your recital? - No. 421 00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:43,130 The recital piece I can actually play. This is impossible. 422 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,700 The reason Liszt wrote it was nobody could play it. 423 00:23:45,869 --> 00:23:48,463 I try to prove him wrong when I need to get out of my head. 424 00:23:50,641 --> 00:23:53,838 Colin said you tried to get him busted. You told the principal on him. 425 00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:55,103 That makes sense. 426 00:23:55,512 --> 00:23:56,604 Did you? 427 00:23:57,548 --> 00:24:00,540 I promise you pick any other subject and we'll talk for hours. 428 00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:02,948 Art horses. I'll even do sports. 429 00:24:03,554 --> 00:24:06,546 You know I heard our field hockey team demolished Ben Franklin. 430 00:24:06,724 --> 00:24:07,986 Just tell me what happened. 431 00:24:08,158 --> 00:24:09,682 Let me guess. 432 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:13,318 Colin told you I might tell you he was sick so you'd doubt him. Am I right? 433 00:24:14,932 --> 00:24:17,366 Everyone thinks I'm dumber than I am. Why is that? 434 00:24:17,534 --> 00:24:19,559 Do I dress dumb? 435 00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:22,533 It's your fault you know. 436 00:24:23,007 --> 00:24:26,340 You're the one that told me to have faith. You're the one who told me... 437 00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,944 ...that I couldn't give up on Colin even if I tried. 438 00:24:30,581 --> 00:24:34,073 Look I promised Colin I'd stay on his side no matter what and I will. 439 00:24:35,219 --> 00:24:36,584 Colin's alive. 440 00:24:36,754 --> 00:24:40,713 He got his arm back. Ninety-five percent of him is what it was before the accident. 441 00:24:40,891 --> 00:24:44,292 And everyone wants to concentrate on the 5 percent that's still broken? 442 00:24:45,262 --> 00:24:46,490 I mean come on Ephram. 443 00:24:46,663 --> 00:24:48,688 Colin's been through hell to get where he is. 444 00:24:48,866 --> 00:24:51,096 Believe me whatever it is that's wrong now... 445 00:24:51,268 --> 00:24:52,565 ...he can handle it. 446 00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:55,362 No he can't. 447 00:24:56,507 --> 00:24:57,769 Well then I can. 448 00:24:59,777 --> 00:25:01,904 Good luck with that. 449 00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:10,619 Look! I'm a mummy. 450 00:25:10,788 --> 00:25:12,517 Not until high school sweetheart. 451 00:25:12,689 --> 00:25:15,021 Children line up! 452 00:25:15,826 --> 00:25:17,555 - Get ready. - You can't. 453 00:25:17,728 --> 00:25:20,390 - I'm gonna. - You have a snack? 454 00:25:20,564 --> 00:25:22,532 Two bags of cookies and a juice box. 455 00:25:24,268 --> 00:25:26,133 Just in case. 456 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:28,367 - Thanks. - After I've called your name... 457 00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:31,303 ...please step out and onto the bus. 458 00:25:32,342 --> 00:25:33,866 - Tiffany Andrews. - Here. 459 00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:37,136 - Ginny Borthwick. - Here. 460 00:25:37,314 --> 00:25:39,646 - Delia Brown. - Here. 461 00:25:39,817 --> 00:25:42,308 - Douglas Clark. - Here. 462 00:25:42,486 --> 00:25:45,080 - Lance Dobson. - Here. 463 00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:47,450 - Lisa Haskins. - Here. 464 00:25:47,624 --> 00:25:49,956 - Scotty Swanson. - Here. 465 00:25:50,127 --> 00:25:52,595 - Todd Oldman. - Here. 466 00:25:53,063 --> 00:25:54,758 "Do you feel being in a small town... 467 00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:57,492 ...keeps you away from more cutting-edge technologies?" 468 00:25:57,668 --> 00:25:59,397 Of course not Joel. 469 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:03,301 A doctor's best piece of technology is his mind. 470 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,806 How does that feel? Is that too sound-bitey? 471 00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:08,142 I don't know. It sounds fine. 472 00:26:08,312 --> 00:26:12,442 Bright try to pay better attention. Hurwitz's work is a direct line to Bartlett's. 473 00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:16,347 Clearly a more secure form of immortality than children. Continue. 474 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,112 "And tell me Dr. Abbott... 475 00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:20,256 ...what are your feelings on homos?" 476 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,585 That's "HMOs" Bright. Content. 477 00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:27,291 Could you ask Amy to do this? This is more of an Amy thing. 478 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:30,558 That would require us to be on speaking terms. If you don't mind... 479 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:34,693 ...I need to be prepared in the event that Hurwitz calls me for an interview. 480 00:26:38,842 --> 00:26:41,242 - Hello? - Dr. Abbott, Joel Hurwitz here. 481 00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:43,606 Mr. Hurwitz. Hello. 482 00:26:44,148 --> 00:26:45,672 I'm glad that you called. 483 00:26:45,849 --> 00:26:48,181 - Now how can I help you? - Actually... 484 00:26:48,352 --> 00:26:52,186 ...if it's all right with you I'd like to speak to Amy. I'd like to meet with her. 485 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,823 The recovery... 486 00:26:55,993 --> 00:26:57,517 ...sucked. 487 00:26:57,694 --> 00:27:00,128 I don't know how else to say it. 488 00:27:00,397 --> 00:27:04,231 You know Dr. Brown he performed his magic and brought me back to life. 489 00:27:04,401 --> 00:27:06,733 But that was just the beginning of the nightmare. 490 00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:09,498 I remember sitting in that hospital bed... 491 00:27:09,673 --> 00:27:12,733 ...and not understanding "Why can't I move my arm?" 492 00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,878 You know everything hurt. 493 00:27:15,045 --> 00:27:17,843 I tried to ask for some water and I didn't know how. 494 00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:20,509 Not that I didn't know what water was. 495 00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:21,912 Just not the word. 496 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:25,886 I couldn't take that again. 497 00:27:27,024 --> 00:27:30,687 If I had to pick that or veg out in a coma... 498 00:27:30,861 --> 00:27:32,192 How did you make it? 499 00:27:33,964 --> 00:27:36,057 I did what I had to do. 500 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,531 Amy she had the hardest job. 501 00:27:38,702 --> 00:27:40,067 No joke. 502 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,870 She helped me remember who I was... 503 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,407 ...and dealt with the changes. 504 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:50,275 Changes? Like what? Is he different? 505 00:27:50,447 --> 00:27:53,211 In some ways. The little things you know. 506 00:27:53,383 --> 00:27:54,907 He's less ticklish now. 507 00:27:56,553 --> 00:27:59,920 And he bites his nails. That's new and gross. 508 00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,624 - And kisses different. - Better? 509 00:28:05,429 --> 00:28:07,021 I know there's a right answer here. 510 00:28:07,197 --> 00:28:08,755 Of course better. 511 00:28:09,132 --> 00:28:10,360 Slower. 512 00:28:10,534 --> 00:28:12,559 Comprehensive rehab. 513 00:28:12,736 --> 00:28:14,135 Right. 514 00:28:14,671 --> 00:28:18,232 You essentially orchestrated his surgery. 515 00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:20,467 You brought Dr. Brown in. 516 00:28:20,644 --> 00:28:22,373 You never stopped trying... 517 00:28:22,546 --> 00:28:24,878 ...even after the doctors told you it was over. 518 00:28:25,482 --> 00:28:27,677 Pretty stupid huh? 519 00:28:27,851 --> 00:28:29,648 All I knew is that I loved him. 520 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:32,516 Love made more sense than science. 521 00:28:41,798 --> 00:28:45,791 Before you start up to your room and slam the door the comic store called. 522 00:28:46,403 --> 00:28:50,897 He said Ghost in the Shell 2 finally came in and he saved you 10 copies. 523 00:28:51,074 --> 00:28:52,541 Ten? 524 00:28:52,709 --> 00:28:56,839 You finally find out if Motoko and the Puppet Master are sharing her cyborg body. 525 00:28:57,014 --> 00:28:58,481 The first one was really good. 526 00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:05,919 So how's the interview going? 527 00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:08,785 Oh I think I bored Joel away for a while which is good... 528 00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:10,950 ...because all that smiling's giving me TMJ. 529 00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:15,258 - I figured you would've liked the attention. - I would have thought I would have too. 530 00:29:21,104 --> 00:29:23,470 You're doing that lingering thing that I do... 531 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,868 ...which you hate. 532 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,441 Something wrong? 533 00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:29,704 There's something wrong with Colin. I don't know. 534 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,940 He's been having these weird episodes. 535 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,378 Seizures? 536 00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,678 No It's more like he's Hulk-ing out. 537 00:29:36,853 --> 00:29:39,287 - I don't know how to describe it. - He got violent? 538 00:29:39,456 --> 00:29:41,549 He didn't hurt anybody but he could have. 539 00:29:41,725 --> 00:29:43,158 What the hell's wrong with him? 540 00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:46,118 I was hoping the nausea would be the end of it. 541 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,225 Well it could be any number of things... 542 00:29:49,399 --> 00:29:51,993 ...or it could be nothing at all. - Can you do something? 543 00:29:52,169 --> 00:29:54,967 I wish. His parents won't let me get near him long enough... 544 00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:57,470 ...to find out what's happening. - Talk to them. 545 00:29:57,641 --> 00:30:01,338 - I told them. They don't want to hear it. - Everybody else knows. 546 00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:04,571 A teacher saw him freak out. I watched them sweep it under the rug. 547 00:30:04,748 --> 00:30:07,342 No one wants to see him as anything but a miracle. 548 00:30:07,517 --> 00:30:10,418 How can you and I be the only ones willing to say anything? 549 00:30:11,555 --> 00:30:13,022 I don't know. 550 00:30:14,524 --> 00:30:16,583 Maybe it's like your comics. 551 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,728 Sometimes you just need to tune out... 552 00:30:18,895 --> 00:30:21,955 ...and be in a world that does what you want it to. 553 00:30:22,699 --> 00:30:24,690 Some people can't put the book down. 554 00:31:00,036 --> 00:31:01,867 Cool. 555 00:31:49,553 --> 00:31:51,316 You're not scared... 556 00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:53,046 ...are you? 557 00:31:56,626 --> 00:31:58,116 Hello? 558 00:32:00,096 --> 00:32:02,223 Is anyone there? 559 00:32:19,249 --> 00:32:20,807 Help! 560 00:32:20,984 --> 00:32:22,815 Someone help! 561 00:32:23,587 --> 00:32:25,487 Help! 562 00:32:32,562 --> 00:32:34,257 Pick up for Brown. 563 00:32:35,165 --> 00:32:37,599 Look who decided to show up. Keeping an eye on me? 564 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:40,167 Making sure I stay out of trouble officer? 565 00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:43,706 I'm sorry. Did I slam that too hard? Because that wouldn't be me. 566 00:32:55,719 --> 00:32:57,414 You and I need to talk. 567 00:32:57,587 --> 00:32:59,555 - You got something to say to me? - I might. 568 00:32:59,723 --> 00:33:02,123 - Go for it. - You decide to keep your mouth shut yet? 569 00:33:02,292 --> 00:33:05,318 I don't have to. You're getting by because dumbo and the world... 570 00:33:05,495 --> 00:33:07,258 ...has decided to kiss your ass. 571 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:10,695 - There's nothing wrong with me. - You're a good judge of that. 572 00:33:10,867 --> 00:33:14,064 You thought it'd stop with the puking. It didn't. You got worse ahead. 573 00:33:14,237 --> 00:33:17,798 That's probably why Laynie left. But good job keeping everybody else in line. 574 00:33:17,974 --> 00:33:21,273 What did you do to keep Amy quiet? Threaten to break up with her? 575 00:33:22,712 --> 00:33:24,771 - Pretty calm for a little man. - Take it easy. 576 00:33:24,948 --> 00:33:26,813 Relax. We're just talking. 577 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,781 Man get off him. He's had enough. 578 00:33:31,955 --> 00:33:34,321 What the hell Bright? Are you on his side now? 579 00:33:34,491 --> 00:33:37,016 - Don't be crazy man! - Crazy?! Is that what you think? 580 00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:39,593 - That I'm sick? Is that what you think? - Starting to. 581 00:34:11,261 --> 00:34:13,320 It's open. 582 00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:15,192 Oh hey Joel. 583 00:34:15,365 --> 00:34:17,856 I didn't happen to mention in our last interview... 584 00:34:18,034 --> 00:34:19,626 ...where I left my car keys did I? 585 00:34:19,803 --> 00:34:21,930 People I write about are such self-promoters... 586 00:34:22,105 --> 00:34:24,505 ...there's nothing their publicist hasn't slipped me. 587 00:34:24,674 --> 00:34:26,642 But you kept the best story to yourself. 588 00:34:26,810 --> 00:34:29,472 Colin Hart. Coma bone chip. 589 00:34:29,646 --> 00:34:32,308 The girlfriend who stood at his side. Then you swoop in... 590 00:34:32,482 --> 00:34:35,849 ...cape flapping. And now coma boy's drinking milk shakes with a blond. 591 00:34:36,019 --> 00:34:39,455 Well that's a romantic way of looking at it but I wouldn't be so sure. 592 00:34:39,623 --> 00:34:41,784 We were just talking about sports scores. 593 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,926 Six months ago he was a paperweight. 594 00:34:44,094 --> 00:34:46,289 - I knew it. - Did you? 595 00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:47,987 Why do you think I came? 596 00:34:48,164 --> 00:34:49,995 I studied you doctor. I knew... 597 00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,327 ...you couldn't be 10 miles away from a miracle. 598 00:34:52,902 --> 00:34:54,392 That's just who you are. 599 00:34:54,638 --> 00:34:58,005 Haven't you ever asked yourself why these things follow you? 600 00:34:58,174 --> 00:35:00,404 All I'm asking now is where are my car keys? 601 00:35:00,577 --> 00:35:01,635 I'm not the romantic. 602 00:35:01,811 --> 00:35:04,507 I'm not the one who thinks he can walk away from himself... 603 00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,114 ...and make a life in Legoland. 604 00:35:06,282 --> 00:35:09,877 You know as well as I do that every time you climb a tree to pass out pills... 605 00:35:10,053 --> 00:35:12,988 ...you are depriving someone of your gift. 606 00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:15,657 You'll be back. 607 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:18,824 Michael Jordan's retired how many times now? 608 00:35:18,995 --> 00:35:22,431 I don't care. I have a life here. It's this. 609 00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:24,867 Your life is a toothbrush? 610 00:35:25,502 --> 00:35:27,732 My daughter is sleeping over at a friend's house. 611 00:35:27,904 --> 00:35:29,565 I saw that she forgot her toothbrush. 612 00:35:29,739 --> 00:35:31,331 And I am taking it to her. 613 00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:33,271 I'll see you later. 614 00:35:44,921 --> 00:35:46,855 Hi Janice. Delia forgot her toothbrush. 615 00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:49,952 Delia's not here. 616 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,693 I'm sorry. She's having a sleepover with Arnie tonight right? 617 00:35:54,431 --> 00:35:55,864 Well not that I know of. 618 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,900 She didn't come over after the class trip? 619 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:01,196 - She told me she was coming here. - No. 620 00:36:01,371 --> 00:36:03,100 Arnie! 621 00:36:05,975 --> 00:36:08,239 Arnie do you know where Delia is? 622 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,482 Hey Bright guess what. 623 00:36:21,257 --> 00:36:23,452 - Oh my God. - Yeah. 624 00:36:24,561 --> 00:36:25,789 You okay? What happened? 625 00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:27,929 Nothing. 626 00:36:29,532 --> 00:36:31,159 - Colin. - What did you do? 627 00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:32,961 - What did I do? - What did you say? 628 00:36:33,136 --> 00:36:36,162 - You probably said something inappro... - You're blaming this on me? 629 00:36:36,339 --> 00:36:38,307 Look at what he did to me. Colin did this. 630 00:36:38,475 --> 00:36:41,000 I don't like it any more than you but he has problems. 631 00:36:41,177 --> 00:36:43,475 - No he doesn't. - How can you be so clueless? 632 00:36:43,646 --> 00:36:46,843 You're not talking to Dad because of Colin. Now you blame this on me? 633 00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:48,881 You've gotta stop okay? You've seen him. 634 00:36:49,052 --> 00:36:51,350 You know he is not the person we grew up with. 635 00:36:51,521 --> 00:36:54,547 - lf he was I wouldn't still miss him. - This is when he needs us. 636 00:36:54,724 --> 00:36:57,887 - You can't just give up on him now. - Yes I can. 637 00:36:58,461 --> 00:37:01,021 Bright. Bright please. 638 00:37:01,197 --> 00:37:03,358 Please just don't tell Dad. 639 00:37:03,533 --> 00:37:06,093 Tell him it was from a game. That you fell. 640 00:37:07,103 --> 00:37:08,331 Please? 641 00:37:14,511 --> 00:37:16,706 I'm in trouble aren't I? 642 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,041 You have no idea how much trouble you're in. 643 00:37:19,716 --> 00:37:21,980 Do you know how terrified I was? 644 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,052 Even when Arnie told me you were hiding... 645 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:26,916 ...all I thought about was what could have happened to you. 646 00:37:27,357 --> 00:37:29,791 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 647 00:37:29,959 --> 00:37:31,654 Well you did. A lot. 648 00:37:32,495 --> 00:37:34,258 And you lied to me. 649 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:35,795 What were you thinking honey? 650 00:37:35,965 --> 00:37:38,058 I thought it'd be like in the story. 651 00:37:38,234 --> 00:37:39,565 But stories aren't like life. 652 00:37:39,969 --> 00:37:41,493 I wish they were. 653 00:37:42,472 --> 00:37:43,962 Me too. 654 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:48,169 And you gotta promise to stop bossing that shrimpy kid around. 655 00:37:48,344 --> 00:37:49,971 He likes you. 656 00:37:50,146 --> 00:37:54,048 Okay? You shouldn't take advantage of people who like you. He's not your slave. 657 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:55,678 But I need one. 658 00:37:59,622 --> 00:38:01,214 Can you keep the lights on maybe? 659 00:38:12,735 --> 00:38:15,863 Most people get bored of Everwood in half the time you've been here. 660 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:18,030 I'm leaving tomorrow. 661 00:38:19,075 --> 00:38:21,873 - You gonna make my dad look good? - I haven't decided yet. 662 00:38:22,045 --> 00:38:23,842 He thinks I should be back in New York. 663 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:26,846 Well I've been saying that since the day we got here. 664 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,945 I'll go check on Delia. 665 00:38:29,118 --> 00:38:30,915 - You got any kids? - Not yet. 666 00:38:31,087 --> 00:38:32,816 Smart man. 667 00:38:34,824 --> 00:38:37,952 It's your call but you might be careful what you write about Colin. 668 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,923 He's not what you think. 669 00:38:40,096 --> 00:38:41,324 Off-the-record... 670 00:38:41,497 --> 00:38:44,864 ...he has physical and behavioral symptoms no one's gonna tell you about. 671 00:38:45,034 --> 00:38:48,765 A responsible journalist might want to make certain before calling him a miracle. 672 00:38:49,405 --> 00:38:51,032 I've got to write something. 673 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,698 And these days you're not much of a story without him. 674 00:38:54,177 --> 00:38:55,474 That's fine. 675 00:38:55,645 --> 00:38:58,011 How can you possibly not care? 676 00:38:58,181 --> 00:39:00,172 I'm in enough stories. 677 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:02,113 My wife used to keep a scrapbook. 678 00:39:02,285 --> 00:39:04,685 Every article ever written about me. 679 00:39:06,155 --> 00:39:07,679 She called it: 680 00:39:07,857 --> 00:39:09,552 The Book of Andy. 681 00:39:09,826 --> 00:39:12,021 It was very big. 682 00:39:12,228 --> 00:39:14,662 No I'm not much of a story now. 683 00:39:14,831 --> 00:39:16,059 No one notices me anymore. 684 00:39:16,232 --> 00:39:19,030 People don't whisper when I walk into a room. 685 00:39:19,369 --> 00:39:21,633 Do I miss it? Sometimes. 686 00:39:21,804 --> 00:39:24,295 Do I think about going back? Probably. 687 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:30,104 But I found my daughter tonight because I noticed a toothbrush in a cup by the sink. 688 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,511 And last night... 689 00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:36,482 ...I had a pretty long conversation with my son right over there. 690 00:39:36,653 --> 00:39:39,679 No that might not sound like much. 691 00:39:41,057 --> 00:39:43,082 But if you'd have told me that a year ago... 692 00:39:45,461 --> 00:39:46,928 This... 693 00:39:48,097 --> 00:39:49,689 ...is my miracle. 694 00:39:54,537 --> 00:39:57,301 But you're not gonna write about any of that are you? 695 00:40:00,176 --> 00:40:02,542 I noticed you have a Rockwell there. 696 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,780 The Country Doctor. It's a good one. 697 00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:07,915 Wholesome... 698 00:40:08,084 --> 00:40:09,449 ...comforting. 699 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:12,153 All of his paintings are. 700 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:15,291 You know Norman Rockwell grew up in Manhattan. 701 00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,720 104th and Amsterdam. 702 00:40:16,893 --> 00:40:19,361 About 20 blocks from where you used to live. 703 00:40:20,163 --> 00:40:23,690 It was one of the worst neighborhoods then. He used to sit on his roof... 704 00:40:23,866 --> 00:40:25,959 ...and watch Irish and Italian street gangs... 705 00:40:26,135 --> 00:40:28,660 ...fight themselves bloody with bicycle chains. 706 00:40:28,838 --> 00:40:31,705 And then he promptly went and spent the rest of his life... 707 00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:33,466 ...painting comforting pictures... 708 00:40:33,643 --> 00:40:35,736 ...of a kinder simpler world. 709 00:40:36,379 --> 00:40:37,710 Thousands of them... 710 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,974 ...where the worst thing a doctor could treat is a black eye. 711 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:45,380 Rockwell employed his talents to shape reality into what he wanted it to be. 712 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:49,085 It didn't matter if that world was ever real. 713 00:40:49,726 --> 00:40:51,660 He made it real. 714 00:40:52,662 --> 00:40:54,129 That's my job. 715 00:40:54,664 --> 00:40:55,892 Your job... 716 00:40:56,065 --> 00:40:57,999 ...is to pose for the picture. 717 00:41:10,113 --> 00:41:12,047 How long is he gonna be like that? 718 00:41:12,849 --> 00:41:14,407 I don't know. 719 00:41:15,451 --> 00:41:18,477 Is there anyone in your family that you're still talking to? 720 00:41:19,355 --> 00:41:20,720 Down to my mom. 721 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:22,687 Dinner's getting kind of tense. 722 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,855 Look they're just trying to get between us. 723 00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:30,026 You know me better than anyone. 724 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,292 You know it's not like what they said. 725 00:41:32,468 --> 00:41:34,698 I mean my best friend just turned on me... 726 00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:38,204 ...and I got a little mad. What was I supposed to do? 727 00:41:39,876 --> 00:41:42,037 Look you brought me back Amy. 728 00:41:42,245 --> 00:41:43,644 You did. 729 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:47,278 And there is nothing that is more important to me than us. 730 00:41:49,585 --> 00:41:51,576 I know. Me too. 731 00:41:51,754 --> 00:41:53,312 You promise? 732 00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:03,264 Oh that's a great picture of Colin. 733 00:42:32,862 --> 00:42:35,353 "Colin Hart's miraculous full recovery... 734 00:42:35,531 --> 00:42:38,056 ... continues to stun those who knew and missed him. 735 00:42:38,234 --> 00:42:40,327 Rescued by the graced hands of Andrew Brown... 736 00:42:40,503 --> 00:42:42,903 ...whose wonders promise to return him to New York... 737 00:42:43,072 --> 00:42:45,540 ...an even larger legend than when he left." 738 00:42:46,709 --> 00:42:49,473 - It's everything you told him not to say. - Yep. 739 00:42:49,645 --> 00:42:53,137 It makes it sound like you packed your powers and took the show on the road. 740 00:42:53,716 --> 00:42:54,876 Yep. 741 00:42:55,051 --> 00:42:58,020 Like you came to Everwood to resurrect Colin and now you're done. 742 00:42:58,187 --> 00:43:00,519 It doesn't even mention how the Harts fired you. 743 00:43:00,690 --> 00:43:02,055 Nope. 744 00:43:02,525 --> 00:43:04,652 But it's a complete lie. 745 00:43:05,027 --> 00:43:07,962 Everyone's gonna believe it now. How could he write this? 746 00:43:15,238 --> 00:43:16,637 Right or wrong... 747 00:43:16,806 --> 00:43:20,264 ... it's always easier to believe in what isn't there. 748 00:43:20,576 --> 00:43:22,908 Rockwell himself put it pretty well. 749 00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:26,708 He said, "The view of life I communicate in my pictures... 750 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:29,613 ... excludes the sordid and the ugly. " 751 00:43:29,785 --> 00:43:31,047 He said: 752 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:35,350 "I paint life as I would like it to be." 753 00:44:20,002 --> 00:44:21,993 [ENGLISH]