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Previously on Everwood:
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Amy what is it?
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Colin's coming home.
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- So he's coming home.
- A little too soon if you ask me.
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I don't remember the accident.
I don't even remember you.
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- He can't even remember my name.
- My dad said it just takes a while.
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I mean he'll remember eventually.
You just gotta stick it out.
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You don't have to fake it anymore.
I know you don't remember me.
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- I'm Amy.
- I'm Colin.
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All right.
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Every storyteller knows that
at the heart of any great tale...
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... is the hero who inspired it.
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Legends whose names are known,
whose lives we remember...
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... whose stories we pass on.
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Hand?
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- Alexander the Great.
- Okay I'm in.
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Ernest Hemingway.
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I fold.
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Marilyn Monroe.
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I got nothing.
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The older the tale, the more romantic
embellishments we tale-spinners add.
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It helps create the illusion
of an individual who is larger than life.
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Dr. Brown was a legend in his own right
by the time he came to Everwood...
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... but he wasn't the only one.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...a full house.
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- She got you again Dad.
- Damn.
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I thought for sure
you were bluffing this time.
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Wait till I tell Uta. She'll be thrilled!
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- You studied acting under Uta Hagen?
- Not acting darling. Poker.
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Tell him about the time you met
Jack Lemmon in the john.
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She was in the men's room.
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It was one of those French-y restaurants.
I forget the name. Uno Deux-no...
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No Edna it wasn't.
It was a Mexican restaurant.
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I accidentally walked
into the men's room...
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...and who's standing there finishing
his business but Mr. Jack Lemmon himself?
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Now of course I had met him
several times in passing.
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She'd just seen him in Long Day's Journey
couple weeks before.
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Anyway I'm standing there
I am so embarrassed.
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- Mr. Lemmon zipping up.
- So what did you say?
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Well what else could I say except:
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"Well nobody's perfect"?
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- I don't get it.
- It's a famous last line in an old movie.
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We'll rent it. You'd love it.
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Could I have more water?
I've got this tickle in my throat.
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Sure I'll get you a fresh glass.
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- You really have a beautiful home doctor.
- Thank you.
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- So what brought you to Everwood?
- My career was at a standstill in New York...
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...when a friend asked me to direct
a stock production at the opera house.
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- I was gonna stay the summer.
- How long ago was that?
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About 12 years ago.
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And now I mostly teach classes and
I'll direct a play now and again in Denver.
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But every winter I direct a musical here
in Everwood and Edna's my stage manager.
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How about coming and auditioning?
We're doing The King and I.
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I'm sorry but I haven't done a musical
since high school. Even then I wasn't good.
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- I had the worst time memorizing lines.
- Excuse me.
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Stop by my office tomorrow
so I can check that out.
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There's no need.
It's probably just a silly flu.
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Probably but I could take a look.
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All right. I'll make my way to your fabulous
train station if you'll audition with me.
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I don't know about balloon pants
but I'll think about it.
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- Anyone for another hand?
- Not this one. Time to hit the sack kiddo.
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- It was nice meeting you Evelyn.
- Oh and you too dear.
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Are you gonna try out for my musical?
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Well you have such expressive eyes.
You'd be a natural.
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I have expressive eyes?
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You've gotta be kidding.
Nicole Kidman would kill for those peepers.
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Now what about singing?
Do you like to sing?
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She has a beautiful voice.
Takes after her mother that way.
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Okay it's agreed. Auditions this week
and don't you forget.
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I won't. Thanks Evelyn.
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And just like that a star is born.
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You have to buy my sheet music
first thing tomorrow.
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And the star's assistant.
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Hey. You ready for your first day of school?
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Sure. What's that?
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Your Miners jacket. You gave it to me
last year. I thought you'd wanna wear it.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Clear the way people.
Clear the way. My brother has returned.
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You've got homeroom
and then first period is with Mr. Bedford.
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He's a little bit out of it
so he may not even notice you.
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We both have Mrs. Chapman
for journalism.
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She's not nice at all. Unless she likes you
of course. Then you're golden.
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- Does she like me?
- Everybody likes you Colin.
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You wouldn't happen to remember
where homeroom is would you?
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- No clue.
- That's okay I'll show you.
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It's weird seeing them together again.
Like nothing ever happened.
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I wouldn't know.
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I know you're feeling destroyed right now
but I'm here for you buddy.
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Why would I be feeling destroyed?
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You've been holding Colin's place in line.
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Now he's back you've got nowhere to
stand. You wasted time on Amy for nothing.
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- It wasn't for nothing.
- Oh that's true.
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It was like a practice crush.
Now you can focus on liking someone...
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...a little more your speed.
- Shut up Wendell.
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Theophilus thistle
the successful thistle sifter...
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...sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles.
Good luck Dan.
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Knock them dead Neil. Break a leg Alice.
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Thanks Dr. Abbott. You too.
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What are you doing here so early?
You're not slated till 4.
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Absolutely not. I signed up
for a 3:00 audition Mother.
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I wrote down 4.
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Oh well. Tough tamales.
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Beautiful isn't it? That's one
of the oldest theaters in Colorado Delia.
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It looks like a picture.
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- You think they have regular toilets?
- Why wouldn't they have regular toilets?
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I don't know. Maybe they
didn't have them in the olden days.
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If this is the result of homeschooling
I'd reconsider your options.
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I take it you're auditioning doctor.
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Well the audition's merely a formality
but yes. Yes I am.
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You don't seem scared at all.
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If you or your father perused the one-sheets
outside of the opera house here...
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...you'd notice there hasn't been
an Everwood winter musical in six years...
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...in which I have not played the lead.
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I bet you made a great Gypsy.
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Fear not doctor. I'm sure Evelyn will find
a place for you. Perhaps in the chorus.
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You're absolutely right because
there's room in my musical for everyone.
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Evelyn wonderful seeing you.
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Harold.
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Wow are my eyes fooling me
or have you lost weight since last year?
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- I've increased the cardio.
- I can tell.
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Oh Evelyn! Oh Evelyn.
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Brenda. You look more radiant
every time I see you.
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Do you have a sec? I would love for you
to look over my music selection.
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- Me too.
- I'd love to help you all.
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I just need a few moments
to settle in okay?
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Excuse me.
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- Evelyn?
- Yeah.
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Listen Evelyn we need to talk.
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If you don't have a song prepared
you can sing "Happy Birthday."
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- You missed your follow-up appointment.
- Yes I did. I'm sorry.
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It must have just slipped my mind
while I was readying for the auditions.
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- Perhaps we can meet later.
- We should.
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Very well.
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I know you.
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I don't think so. I'm new here.
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You're Ephram Brown
the kid from New York.
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- Yeah that's me.
- I thought so.
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You know I know all about you.
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You shouldn't waste your Google time
on me. I'm not that interesting.
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Bright told me about you.
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He's running on empty
as far as brain cells are concerned.
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- Your dad saved my life.
- Excuse me?
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Well I met him a few times in rehab.
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He's the one that did the operation right?
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- That's what Bright told you?
- What everyone told me.
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Said he's some kind of a genius.
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He likes to think so.
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Well you're cool with me.
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It's nice to meet you Ephram.
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Sure.
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Nice meeting you too.
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Honestly doctor you have done
a remarkable job here.
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Where were you when I was building the
set of Brigadoon? We could have used you.
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- Why don't you sit down Evelyn.
- Oh thanks I'm fine.
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Is this your son?
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Wow. Why didn't he audition for us?
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Ephram saves his theatrical side
for our arguments.
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That's too bad. He's a handsome guy
a lot like his dad.
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So is your beautiful daughter.
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By the way your auditions were topnotch.
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Evelyn I got the results of some of our
blood work and I'm sorry to tell you...
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I think you'll be very happy
with the role I've chosen for you.
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Really befits your stage presence.
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- What I'm trying to tell you is...
- That I have leukemia?
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- You knew?
- It's not an impressive guess.
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I've battled that dragon before.
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- I didn't know that.
- Nobody does.
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At least not in Everwood.
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Twelve years ago I was living in New York.
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My career was on its way up.
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I had been cast as a lead opposite Julie
Harris in a production at Lincoln Center.
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And I was diagnosed
with acute myeloid leukemia.
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Well needless to say
I didn't go up in that play.
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Instead I moved here with my cousin...
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...to finish out
the rest of my days in peace.
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And then it started to happen.
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I started to get really well
and before I knew it I was in full remission.
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That's when my cousin suggested
that I join the living...
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...and direct the winter musical.
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You see doctor...
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...I came here to die.
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And instead I ended up
living the best years of my life.
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Okay.
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So here's what we're gonna do now.
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We need to get you
to an oncologist right away.
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They'll perform
a bone-marrow aspiration...
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...confirm it's still myeloid
start you on chemo.
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In the meantime I'll check with my friends
at the Mayo Clinic.
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- You know there's a trial...
- Does Edna know?
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No. I haven't told her.
I thought you'd wanna do that.
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You mustn't tell anyone. Promise me.
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Of course not.
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Well I should probably go
make some phone calls.
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You're gonna be
at rehearsal tomorrow right?
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You bet.
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You're gonna be great you know.
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- Morning Edna.
- Mighty cold day in hell sarge.
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It's chilly out sure but I've seen worse.
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- I remember one winter in Calgary...
- Evelyn flew the coop.
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What do you mean?
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Went back to New York.
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Something about helping her sister move
to spend more time with her nephew.
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All I know is she left us high and dry
and it's not like her to do that.
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- When did you get this?
- I don't know when she left it.
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Found it on my doorstep this morning.
Why? Do you know anything about this?
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- Did she say something to you?
- Not a thing. But I'm sure she'll be back.
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Yeah but she doesn't say when.
And she wants me to direct the play.
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Obviously the woman has lost her mind.
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I don't know. I think that's a great idea.
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Are you self-medicating again?
I can't direct a musical.
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- Why not?
- Because.
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If some person wearing all black asks me
what's their motivation...
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...l'm liable to smack him.
- Come on Edna you'd be terrific.
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Directing's all about bossing people around
yelling at them...
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...making them do things your way.
Nobody does that better than you.
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Nice try but your sweet talk
won't work with me.
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Besides I boss people around
without the fancy title.
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Well that's my point. You take control
of a situation. You're a born leader.
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That's what Evelyn sees in you.
That's why she knows you can do it.
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I did pick up a few things
from my rumble in the jungle.
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Maybe they'd apply.
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As long as you don't ask the cast
to make necklaces out of ears...
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...go with what you got.
- You'll be there to help me...
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...seeing as how she's cast you
as the King of Siam.
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The king of what?
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She left a script with a note. Congrats.
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Do you think we should shave your head
or just get you a bald cap?
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Oh no. There's gotta be some mistake.
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The first read-through is this afternoon.
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I expect you'll be prompt.
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I wonder what the lunch lady eats for lunch.
Does she eat this stuff or brown-bag it?
233
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If she brown-bags it isn't she the one who
did the cooking so wouldn't it be as bad?
234
00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:55,228
- Your thoughts exhaust me.
- Imagine what they do to me.
235
00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:58,603
Ephram. I saved you a seat.
236
00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:01,636
It's okay. I'm just gonna...
237
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,281
- What?
- Sidebar.
238
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:09,381
Dude what is wrong with you?
The popular table is beckoning.
239
00:15:09,554 --> 00:15:11,647
- So?
- So you can't say no.
240
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:15,919
That'd be like saying no to free comics
or to making out with Gwyneth Paltrow.
241
00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:19,153
- Such things are simply not done.
- Okay.
242
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,730
- All right.
- Bring me back a souvenir.
243
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:27,031
- You all know Ephram right?
- Sure we do.
244
00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:30,097
- How's it going dude?
- It's going good.
245
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:32,742
- How's it going with you?
- Good.
246
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,605
Thanks for asking.
247
00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:37,646
Amy will you scoot over?
You're like suffocating me here.
248
00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:42,315
- Hey Ephram.
- Hey.
249
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,715
Oh right. You guys
obviously know each other.
250
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,652
No. No not really. I mean...
251
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,394
- Not so much.
- You're both sophomores.
252
00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:54,292
I mean you must have
some classes together.
253
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,894
I rarely attend class.
254
00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:01,600
But he does go on field trips.
255
00:16:04,909 --> 00:16:07,503
I need a soda. Want something
from the vending machines?
256
00:16:08,079 --> 00:16:10,013
I'm good thanks.
257
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,446
Oh wait up.
258
00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:16,212
Ephram do you want anything?
259
00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:19,980
No thanks. I'm good.
260
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:32,602
I can't believe all the scenes
we have together.
261
00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:35,603
I bet there's gonna be
some private rehearsals.
262
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:39,338
Looks like I'll finally
be getting to know you.
263
00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:42,543
Oh boy.
264
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:45,079
I can't believe you play Anna's son.
It's not fair.
265
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:49,310
- It's fair. I have expressive eyes.
- But I'm a real boy. You just act like one.
266
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,648
- Deal with it Arnie.
- Here you go Alice.
267
00:16:51,822 --> 00:16:53,380
Evelyn!
268
00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:58,392
- Harold hello. Good to see you.
- Where is Evelyn? I demand to see her.
269
00:16:58,563 --> 00:16:59,928
There has been a mistake.
270
00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:03,328
The script I received has
"Chorus/King's understudy"...
271
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:06,061
...written on the front.
- That's not a mistake Harold.
272
00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:10,230
No that's impossible.
Who else would be the...?
273
00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:14,169
Remember Harold there are no small parts
only small actors.
274
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:17,314
Whatever idiot coined that phrase
was not an understudy...
275
00:17:17,481 --> 00:17:21,315
...in a community theater production.
I demand to see Evelyn about this.
276
00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:24,352
Sorry folks Evelyn won't be here today.
277
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:26,547
What do you mean? She's the director.
278
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,351
That is not entirely the case.
279
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:31,495
Well then who's our director?
280
00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:34,722
- You're looking at her cupcake.
- You Mother?
281
00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:38,892
She had a family emergency and requested
I serve in her post until she returns.
282
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,864
So listen up people and listen good.
283
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:44,735
Now you all know my husband Irv.
284
00:17:44,909 --> 00:17:48,640
He will be operating as my stage manager.
If he sees anyone...
285
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:51,748
...bringing food or beverage
into this establishment...
286
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:56,512
...he has my full permission
to kick some thespian butt.
287
00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:58,052
This includes children.
288
00:18:01,826 --> 00:18:03,691
All right then.
289
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:06,159
Let's everybody turn to Page 1.
290
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,890
Prepare to commence
with the read-through.
291
00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:16,068
Pick you up same time tomorrow. 7:30?
292
00:18:16,574 --> 00:18:18,974
You don't have to keep
driving me to school Bright.
293
00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:20,633
We always came together.
294
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,905
If it's not out of your way
that's cool. 7:30's fine.
295
00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:29,475
You'll see. It's gonna start coming back
to you. We just gotta get into the groove...
296
00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:32,054
...stick with our old routine
the way it used to be.
297
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:35,556
- How do you mean?
- I mean with like lunch and everything...
298
00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:39,162
...we have a set table. It's been
the same six people since eighth grade.
299
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:43,598
If we keep it the same way you'll have
a better shot at jarring up those memories.
300
00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:47,033
- You mean Ephram.
- Yeah.
301
00:18:47,204 --> 00:18:49,934
Man he's not like us Colin.
Trust me. I know him.
302
00:18:50,107 --> 00:18:54,806
And I know you. It's like ketchup
and peanut butter. Really bad.
303
00:18:55,212 --> 00:18:57,544
Look whatever you got against this kid...
304
00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,774
...you're just gonna have to let it go.
305
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:02,680
I mean as far as I'm concerned
he's one of us now.
306
00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:05,413
So just work it out okay?
307
00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:09,590
Sure. Whatever you say.
308
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:43,187
For future reference just ring the doorbell.
It's less a chance of breaking my window.
309
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,158
- I need to talk to you.
- And apparently it's quite urgent.
310
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,855
What exactly is going on
between you and Colin?
311
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:52,059
I mean why are you being
all buddy-buddy with him?
312
00:19:52,236 --> 00:19:54,636
First of all I'm not being
buddy-buddy with anyone.
313
00:19:54,805 --> 00:19:57,831
- All right? He approached me.
- He did? Why?
314
00:19:58,008 --> 00:20:00,977
- I mean why?
- I don't know. Maybe he thinks I'm pretty.
315
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,473
I'm serious. You must have done something
to get his attention...
316
00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:09,881
...and I don't think it's a good idea.
I mean not just for me for everyone.
317
00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:14,081
It's nice you're thinking about everybody
for a change. Instead of just yourself.
318
00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:17,022
- Excuse me?
- Look anyway what's the big deal?
319
00:20:17,194 --> 00:20:20,891
No big deal. It's just uncomfortable.
320
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:22,430
Why?
321
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:28,461
Whatever.
322
00:20:28,672 --> 00:20:31,266
Look I have no interest
in being your boyfriend's buddy.
323
00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:35,538
- You don't have anything to worry about.
- So you won't say anything about...?
324
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,941
No. I won't.
325
00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:39,844
Thank you.
326
00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:43,111
- That's all I needed to hear.
- Unless...
327
00:20:43,988 --> 00:20:46,889
...of course you know
he asks me directly.
328
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,787
Asks you what? What would he ask you?
329
00:20:51,829 --> 00:20:55,094
I don't know. But I'm not gonna lie.
I mean you did kiss me.
330
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:59,625
- You kissed me first.
- Don't worry. I'm sure it won't come up.
331
00:20:59,937 --> 00:21:02,531
- Are you trying to upset me Ephram?
- Just being honest.
332
00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:05,038
Honestly maybe you and Colin
shouldn't be friends.
333
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:08,076
I mean it's not like you have anything
in common anyways.
334
00:21:10,147 --> 00:21:13,275
No. No. Wait...
335
00:21:13,884 --> 00:21:16,648
You're right. Why would
the most perfect guy in the world...
336
00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:19,654
...have anything in common with me?
- That's not what I meant.
337
00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:22,292
That's what you meant.
You just didn't mean to say it.
338
00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:24,689
This is hard for me too.
339
00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:29,826
Okay? I wanna be friends with you
the way we were. I really do. But...
340
00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:34,594
Now that Colin's back in school I mean...
You said it yourself. He needs me.
341
00:21:35,139 --> 00:21:37,539
And I...
342
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:41,109
Well I'm just trying to figure out
how to balance all of this Ephram.
343
00:21:41,278 --> 00:21:44,111
And I will. It's just so complicated.
344
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,582
I think you should get going.
345
00:21:48,152 --> 00:21:51,519
Wouldn't want you to get
in any more trouble tonight because of me.
346
00:21:52,156 --> 00:21:53,783
Okay.
347
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:13,536
Splendid Your Majesty.
How many children have you?
348
00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:17,579
Don't tell me. Wait a minute.
I know this one. I know it.
349
00:22:20,284 --> 00:22:24,277
- Sixty-seven.
- I have 67 children.
350
00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:27,322
- How long will I have to have this cast on?
- Could you focus?
351
00:22:27,491 --> 00:22:30,551
- Did I say the line right or not?
- No. Not really.
352
00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:33,663
The line was "I have only 67 altogether."
353
00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:36,356
- You're not looking at the script.
- I know it already.
354
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:38,262
We've done this a hundred times doc.
355
00:22:38,435 --> 00:22:41,700
Well I was close.
You don't have to get so nitpicky about it.
356
00:22:41,872 --> 00:22:44,272
- But you said earlier...
- Forget what I said okay?
357
00:22:44,441 --> 00:22:48,036
Let's assume that if I'm in the ballpark
it's good enough all right? Okay.
358
00:22:48,212 --> 00:22:51,147
- Now let's skip ahead to the next part.
- Okay.
359
00:22:51,315 --> 00:22:54,751
A missionary taught you English?
360
00:22:57,121 --> 00:23:00,090
Yes sir. Missionary.
361
00:23:00,257 --> 00:23:02,122
That's your cue.
362
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,954
- I have a line there?
- Oh you do.
363
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:06,494
Let me see that.
364
00:23:06,664 --> 00:23:09,428
You've been rehearsing for weeks.
You should know your lines.
365
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,192
You wanna wear this cast forever?
366
00:23:12,503 --> 00:23:14,528
- I need more plaster.
- Storage.
367
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:16,570
How's it going on those lines sarge?
368
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:21,234
Oh great. Just really really great.
369
00:23:21,412 --> 00:23:25,576
I have altogether 42 children?
370
00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:28,582
- Ready for lunch honey?
- Lunch? Who has time for lunch?
371
00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:32,415
I've got blocking to finish. I've got
Lady Thiang exiting downstage left...
372
00:23:32,589 --> 00:23:35,922
...just as Tuptim enters.
It's a collision course waiting to happen.
373
00:23:36,093 --> 00:23:38,755
Maybe you should take a break.
You seem stressed-out.
374
00:23:38,929 --> 00:23:41,659
Why would I be stressed?
The play goes up in three days...
375
00:23:41,832 --> 00:23:46,098
...I have seven dances to choreograph I've
got a lead who can't remember his lines...
376
00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:49,671
...and I've got a stage manager
who apparently thinks he's on vacation.
377
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,678
Yo E what's up?
378
00:23:54,845 --> 00:23:57,871
- "E"? I'm E now?
- Hi Ephram.
379
00:23:58,048 --> 00:24:00,915
- Hello.
- Why does everybody know my name?
380
00:24:01,085 --> 00:24:03,713
In case you haven't noticed
you're the new "it" boy.
381
00:24:03,887 --> 00:24:06,447
- Why? I didn't do anything.
- You've been Colin-approved.
382
00:24:06,623 --> 00:24:11,287
When the most popular guy in school takes
you under his wing you're in the club.
383
00:24:11,462 --> 00:24:13,521
He just likes me because of my dad.
384
00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:17,133
Who cares why he likes you?
Nepotism is a beautiful thing E. Embrace it.
385
00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:20,099
- Don't ever call me E again.
- Hey E.
386
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:23,205
I already have a plan.
387
00:24:25,909 --> 00:24:29,072
You are part of the plan.
388
00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:32,875
What is good in Western culture...
389
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:35,917
I could drive a train through
those gaps Brown. Speed it up.
390
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,282
What is good in Western culture...
391
00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:47,221
I already have a plan.
392
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:52,895
Already I have bring
printing press here for printing.
393
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:56,233
- What he said.
- Yes I know Your Majesty...
394
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:59,205
...but there's the...
- Cut. Just cut.
395
00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:03,506
- lf I could just stay on-book a little longer...
- Where the hell is my stage manager?
396
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,444
How long does it take for a latte run?
397
00:25:06,617 --> 00:25:09,677
- Perhaps he fled the country.
- Wise man.
398
00:25:10,087 --> 00:25:12,612
From the top. Faster.
399
00:25:19,196 --> 00:25:22,188
- You are school teacher?
- Yes Majesty. When do I start my work?
400
00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:25,164
- I will tell you when I wish you to start.
- Okay but there...
401
00:25:25,335 --> 00:25:28,031
This is ridiculous.
They don't talk this fast on West Wing.
402
00:25:28,205 --> 00:25:29,729
That does it.
Drop and give me 20.
403
00:25:30,107 --> 00:25:32,268
- Oh not again.
- Hit the deck Baxworth.
404
00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:36,838
- I miss Evelyn.
- You say something Alice?
405
00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:38,982
- Sir no sir!
- For heaven's sake Mother.
406
00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:41,777
This is a theater not a battlefield.
407
00:25:41,952 --> 00:25:46,013
And there are ways to address an actor
during the rehearsal process.
408
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:49,626
Even a God-awful actor like Dr. Brown
deserves encouragement.
409
00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:54,856
Directing requires precision and creativity
inspiration and heart.
410
00:25:55,032 --> 00:25:58,160
Evelyn Rauser possesses
all of those qualities.
411
00:25:58,335 --> 00:26:01,964
- And she's nice to us.
- And she doesn't make us do pushups.
412
00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:04,539
I got an idea. Cue cards!
413
00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:07,006
Mother we're fed up.
This is not boot camp.
414
00:26:07,177 --> 00:26:08,974
We do not wanna be treated like we're...
415
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,570
All right everybody listen up.
416
00:26:12,349 --> 00:26:15,409
Either we do this my way or not at all.
417
00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:18,146
Anybody who doesn't like it
can leave right now.
418
00:26:18,989 --> 00:26:20,854
I'm out of here.
419
00:26:22,926 --> 00:26:24,325
Good luck Mother.
420
00:26:33,604 --> 00:26:34,866
Listen Edna...
421
00:26:35,239 --> 00:26:37,298
Forget it doc.
422
00:26:37,474 --> 00:26:38,736
Leave me alone.
423
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,614
Let's get a game going.
Bright and Ted you're captains.
424
00:26:52,789 --> 00:26:55,019
- Ted you're first.
- Dana.
425
00:26:56,727 --> 00:26:58,194
Ephram Brown.
426
00:26:58,362 --> 00:27:00,091
Ephram!
427
00:27:00,864 --> 00:27:02,297
Dude I picked you.
428
00:27:02,466 --> 00:27:05,299
- Why?
- Move it Ephram. Come on.
429
00:27:05,469 --> 00:27:06,800
Todd.
430
00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:10,537
- What are you doing?
- Picking my team.
431
00:27:11,475 --> 00:27:13,033
- Alex.
- But you hate me.
432
00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:15,770
- No I don't. I like you.
- Kurt.
433
00:27:15,946 --> 00:27:20,076
- Since when?
- I've always been fond of you. I'm just...
434
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,980
I'm shy you know? Al.
435
00:27:23,153 --> 00:27:25,451
- Name one thing you like about me.
- Just one?
436
00:27:25,622 --> 00:27:28,785
How about a thousand?
You're... You're sensitive...
437
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:32,128
...extremely clean...
438
00:27:33,463 --> 00:27:36,159
Look Bright I know you hate me
and I'm fine with it.
439
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:40,235
It means the planets are aligned.
So let's not mess with the universe okay?
440
00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:43,006
You wanna pick the next guy?
441
00:28:00,624 --> 00:28:02,251
- Speak up.
- Louder!
442
00:28:10,701 --> 00:28:12,965
That's not whistling that's blowing.
443
00:28:19,977 --> 00:28:21,239
Yeah.
444
00:28:21,411 --> 00:28:23,572
I don't think so.
445
00:28:29,553 --> 00:28:31,077
Dr. Brown.
446
00:28:31,255 --> 00:28:34,816
I wasn't expecting to see you again
until Friday.
447
00:28:34,992 --> 00:28:36,653
Come in.
448
00:28:41,798 --> 00:28:44,426
Would you like some tea doctor?
I'm having some.
449
00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:46,535
No. No thanks.
450
00:28:46,737 --> 00:28:50,673
I was just checking in. Wanted to see how
everything worked out with the Mayo Clinic.
451
00:28:50,841 --> 00:28:54,277
Well I'm going to Minnesota next Monday.
452
00:28:54,878 --> 00:28:58,575
- I appreciate all your string-pulling.
- I'm happy to help.
453
00:28:58,982 --> 00:29:02,008
I feel as though I haven't done enough
these past few weeks.
454
00:29:02,185 --> 00:29:03,982
What more could you do?
455
00:29:05,222 --> 00:29:08,988
So what are you really here for?
You still having trouble with your lines?
456
00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:12,218
I think you should tell them Evelyn.
457
00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:14,557
These people care about you.
458
00:29:14,731 --> 00:29:18,098
- lf they knew what you're going through...
- Then what?
459
00:29:18,602 --> 00:29:22,504
What they'd all come trotting by
with their tins of baked goods?
460
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:27,303
No thank you. I prefer my solitude.
There's a certain dignity to it.
461
00:29:27,477 --> 00:29:29,809
- Don't you agree?
- No I don't.
462
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:33,040
There's no reason why you should
have to go through this alone...
463
00:29:33,216 --> 00:29:36,049
...especially when it's so unnecessary.
464
00:29:36,219 --> 00:29:41,885
I have seen people in your position who
had no friends or family who were forced...
465
00:29:42,059 --> 00:29:46,462
...to go through the pain and the loneliness
of sickness. But you are choosing it.
466
00:29:46,630 --> 00:29:48,063
And I don't understand that.
467
00:29:51,435 --> 00:29:53,869
It's okay to let them see
that you're human.
468
00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:55,436
Excuse me?
469
00:29:55,605 --> 00:29:57,573
Look I know what it's like.
470
00:29:57,741 --> 00:30:00,642
People think of you as this god
and worship you to the point...
471
00:30:00,811 --> 00:30:04,338
...where they turn you into something
that you can't ever really be.
472
00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:06,778
That you shouldn't have to be.
473
00:30:07,284 --> 00:30:09,445
You don't have to be perfect Evelyn.
474
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,751
You can be sick. They'll still love you.
475
00:30:13,924 --> 00:30:16,722
In fact they'll probably love you
even more for it.
476
00:30:19,196 --> 00:30:22,757
I appreciate the sentiment
but these people need me to be their hero...
477
00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,958
...and I love playing the role.
478
00:30:25,135 --> 00:30:28,332
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy
the adoration of the masses but I do.
479
00:30:28,505 --> 00:30:30,097
Where's the harm?
480
00:30:30,273 --> 00:30:32,571
In the end everybody gets
what they want.
481
00:30:34,111 --> 00:30:37,444
What if you don't get better? Then what?
482
00:30:39,383 --> 00:30:43,979
Then everybody will get
what they've always had an idea of me.
483
00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:48,454
Well Edna is your friend and she's working
her ass off right now trying to be you...
484
00:30:48,992 --> 00:30:52,086
...when she has no idea
that it's all smoke and mirrors.
485
00:30:53,163 --> 00:30:54,755
Is that fair?
486
00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:58,725
There are lots of things in life
that aren't fair darling.
487
00:30:58,902 --> 00:31:01,598
And you of all people should know that.
488
00:31:12,082 --> 00:31:15,210
Hey Ephram you want a ride?
489
00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:17,148
No I'm okay. I'm gonna ride my bike.
490
00:31:17,454 --> 00:31:20,048
We can put it in back man. Just hop in.
491
00:31:20,223 --> 00:31:22,191
No. I mean I'm fine. Really.
492
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:24,156
Maybe he wants to ride his bike Colin.
493
00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:26,056
Well why would he wanna do that?
494
00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:28,663
Come on we can make room.
Amy can sit in my lap l...
495
00:31:28,832 --> 00:31:30,823
Yeah I don't need a ride. Okay?
496
00:31:31,301 --> 00:31:34,361
I don't need to be sitting at your tables
or playing on your teams.
497
00:31:34,871 --> 00:31:36,133
Dude what is your problem?
498
00:31:36,306 --> 00:31:38,831
You're my problem dude.
Look my dad helped you.
499
00:31:39,009 --> 00:31:42,740
If you wanna thank him be my guest.
I had nothing to do with it. Leave me alone.
500
00:31:42,913 --> 00:31:45,882
Believe it or not I have no interest
in being your charity case.
501
00:31:46,316 --> 00:31:47,647
It's not like that man.
502
00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:49,285
Yeah it is. Trust me.
503
00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:51,478
You and I we have nothing in common.
504
00:31:51,922 --> 00:31:54,891
If you want go back to the way it was.
You all ignore me...
505
00:31:55,058 --> 00:31:58,550
...and I will be more than happy
to do the same. Okay?
506
00:31:58,728 --> 00:32:00,559
All of you.
507
00:32:01,898 --> 00:32:04,867
I tried to tell you man. He's a wack job.
508
00:32:12,108 --> 00:32:13,370
Amy get in the truck.
509
00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:40,159
- I don't suppose you serve margaritas.
- Evelyn?
510
00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,706
I'll have what she's having please.
511
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,900
I thought you were in New York.
512
00:32:47,077 --> 00:32:49,773
- Your note said you had gone...
- About the note...
513
00:32:49,946 --> 00:32:52,005
It's full of bull.
514
00:32:52,182 --> 00:32:54,742
I'm a fantastic liar.
515
00:32:56,219 --> 00:32:59,586
Well the joke's on you
because it turns out I'm a lousy director.
516
00:32:59,756 --> 00:33:01,917
I single-handedly ruined your musical.
517
00:33:02,092 --> 00:33:04,890
I'm sure it's safe to assume
that you did not...
518
00:33:05,061 --> 00:33:07,552
...single-handedly ruin anything.
519
00:33:07,731 --> 00:33:11,565
In fact I'm certain that you had help
in the destruction of Siam.
520
00:33:11,935 --> 00:33:13,732
The truth is...
521
00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,633
...I tried.
522
00:33:15,805 --> 00:33:17,500
I just couldn't do it.
523
00:33:17,674 --> 00:33:19,005
I'm not you Evelyn.
524
00:33:19,342 --> 00:33:23,438
No. No you most certainly are not.
525
00:33:24,581 --> 00:33:25,912
You're better.
526
00:33:27,784 --> 00:33:29,843
You're real Edna.
527
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,750
Real people make mistakes.
528
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:37,292
They fall down on the world
and they pick themselves up...
529
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,519
...bloodied knees and all.
530
00:33:39,696 --> 00:33:42,722
I just wanted it to be perfect you know?
531
00:33:42,899 --> 00:33:48,098
I didn't pick you to direct my play because
I thought you were gonna be perfect.
532
00:33:48,271 --> 00:33:52,401
In fact I chose you
because I knew you wouldn't be...
533
00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:54,968
...and that you wouldn't let it stop you.
534
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:03,247
I heard that I made a teeny-weeny
casting faux pas.
535
00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:04,910
Oh boy.
536
00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:07,818
- So you wouldn't mind if l...?
- Darling...
537
00:34:07,991 --> 00:34:10,118
...the play is yours.
538
00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:12,761
Do with it what you wish.
539
00:34:15,332 --> 00:34:18,062
You probably shouldn't drink that.
540
00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:24,567
Well nobody's perfect.
541
00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:38,548
Well looks normal to me sweetheart.
542
00:34:38,722 --> 00:34:42,385
What exactly is it that's bothering you?
Is it a sore throat? Tummy ache?
543
00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:47,121
Let's see. I've been having
hot flashes insomnia...
544
00:34:47,297 --> 00:34:49,094
...and "osteorosis."
545
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,062
That does sound serious.
546
00:34:52,235 --> 00:34:54,635
I thought so too.
And it might even be contagious.
547
00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:57,295
I probably shouldn't be around people
for a while.
548
00:34:57,474 --> 00:35:01,103
Well menopause isn't
normally contagious honey.
549
00:35:01,277 --> 00:35:04,678
But then again it's also rare
for it to occur in 9-year-old girls.
550
00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:06,679
There's a first time for everything.
551
00:35:07,384 --> 00:35:10,012
Well I guess we'll
have to get you to a hospital.
552
00:35:10,553 --> 00:35:13,954
Take some blood tests
run a few CAT scans.
553
00:35:14,124 --> 00:35:17,218
Blood tests? Like with needles?
554
00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:19,555
- Oh yeah. Big ones.
- Dad...
555
00:35:19,729 --> 00:35:21,492
...maybe I don't have menopause.
556
00:35:21,665 --> 00:35:23,792
Oh really? Something else then?
557
00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:27,059
Maybe I just don't wanna
do the play anymore.
558
00:35:27,237 --> 00:35:29,068
Why sweetheart?
559
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:33,300
Because what if I stink?
Then all those people will boo at me.
560
00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:36,843
If they boo at anybody it'll be the guy
who can't remember his lines.
561
00:35:37,013 --> 00:35:39,004
Trust me you're not gonna stink.
562
00:35:39,282 --> 00:35:42,479
Well maybe I won't stink
as bad as you but even still...
563
00:35:42,652 --> 00:35:45,086
...I could forget everything
even how to sing.
564
00:35:48,091 --> 00:35:51,219
Do you remember
when Uncle Brian was here...
565
00:35:51,394 --> 00:35:55,057
...and I had to do brain surgery again
and I hadn't done it in a long time?
566
00:35:55,231 --> 00:35:57,563
- I was scared.
- You were?
567
00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:01,636
I was terrified. I thought
I was gonna forget how to do everything.
568
00:36:01,805 --> 00:36:06,105
I woke up that morning and I thought
"There's no way. I can't do this."
569
00:36:06,276 --> 00:36:09,507
- You seemed okay to me.
- Well that's what I wanted you to think.
570
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:11,374
But I was faking.
571
00:36:11,548 --> 00:36:16,542
I pretended that I was okay when
deep down I was really afraid.
572
00:36:17,687 --> 00:36:22,522
Next thing I knew I was
in the hospital room doing brain surgery.
573
00:36:22,692 --> 00:36:26,719
And you know what?
I got so good at pretending to be fine...
574
00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:28,761
...that I actually was.
575
00:36:28,932 --> 00:36:30,797
It's called "fake it till you make it."
576
00:36:30,967 --> 00:36:32,992
- Like my song says.
- What song?
577
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,095
- In the play.
- Oh yeah.
578
00:36:36,906 --> 00:36:39,932
Fake it till you make it. I can do that.
579
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,805
I know you can.
580
00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:45,737
- Your mom would be so proud of you.
- Really?
581
00:36:46,716 --> 00:36:48,411
Really.
582
00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,124
- Good night sweetheart.
- Good night Dad.
583
00:36:57,293 --> 00:36:59,591
You really think I'm gonna stink?
584
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:03,427
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- I thought we already finished this.
585
00:37:03,767 --> 00:37:07,168
Not exactly. I lied to you Ephram.
586
00:37:08,538 --> 00:37:14,135
I acted like the reason I was gonna be your
friend was because of your dad but it's not.
587
00:37:14,744 --> 00:37:16,143
It's something else.
588
00:37:17,914 --> 00:37:20,747
All right. Let's hear it.
589
00:37:21,251 --> 00:37:22,878
I don't know you.
590
00:37:23,052 --> 00:37:25,520
But more importantly
is you don't know me.
591
00:37:25,955 --> 00:37:30,153
You're the only person in this school
who doesn't expect me to remember them...
592
00:37:30,326 --> 00:37:34,524
...or expect me to be this guy
that I don't even know who he was.
593
00:37:35,365 --> 00:37:39,358
And I'm trying to please all these people
but it's wearing me out man.
594
00:37:40,236 --> 00:37:41,794
I can understand that.
595
00:37:41,971 --> 00:37:45,304
But it's different with you
because you don't have any expectations.
596
00:37:46,276 --> 00:37:49,473
And I don't have to feel guilty
for not knowing you.
597
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:53,408
See in a way I mean...
598
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,813
...you know we're both new.
599
00:37:56,786 --> 00:37:59,311
And you look
about as out of place as I feel...
600
00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:02,557
...which is probably
why I approached you.
601
00:38:02,725 --> 00:38:06,627
But what I don't get
is why you don't like me.
602
00:38:08,031 --> 00:38:09,965
Who said I didn't like you?
603
00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:13,034
Well it's obvious
you don't like hanging around me.
604
00:38:13,570 --> 00:38:14,832
Is there a reason?
605
00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:21,977
No.
606
00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:23,737
No reason.
607
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,342
We're cool.
608
00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:27,576
Cool.
609
00:38:28,084 --> 00:38:29,915
So let's talk about this "E" thing.
610
00:38:30,086 --> 00:38:31,747
Who came up with that?
611
00:38:31,921 --> 00:38:33,889
Probably Bright.
612
00:38:34,057 --> 00:38:35,991
Right.
613
00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:43,860
Hello everyone.
614
00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:48,601
Okay then.
615
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,408
- You look nice today Baxworth.
- I do?
616
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:03,177
Yeah. Radiant.
617
00:39:04,053 --> 00:39:06,419
- Thank you Edna.
- And Alice...
618
00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:08,380
Sir yes sir.
619
00:39:08,658 --> 00:39:10,455
You make a fine Tuptim.
620
00:39:11,227 --> 00:39:13,491
I like what you've done with the part.
621
00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:15,654
I should have told you that before.
622
00:39:15,832 --> 00:39:18,528
I'm sorry if I haven't been very...
623
00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:20,396
Nice?
624
00:39:23,606 --> 00:39:24,868
Encouraging.
625
00:39:25,975 --> 00:39:27,567
Private!
626
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:31,407
I don't think I have to tell you
what great work you're doing.
627
00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:35,039
You really had me convinced
you're a boy on that stage...
628
00:39:35,218 --> 00:39:36,776
...and it freaks me out.
629
00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:39,080
- Thanks Edna.
- And Dr. Brown?
630
00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:40,586
- Yes?
- You're fired.
631
00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:43,089
- I'm what?
- Executive decision. Had to be made.
632
00:39:43,259 --> 00:39:47,992
I'd appreciate it if you'd turn in your walking
papers and exit without too much of a fuss.
633
00:39:48,164 --> 00:39:49,825
But I was making so much progress.
634
00:39:49,999 --> 00:39:53,059
How many children
does Your Majesty have?
635
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,234
Thirty-seven?
636
00:40:01,477 --> 00:40:02,808
- Junior!
- Six!
637
00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:06,244
How do you feel about
playing the King of Siam?
638
00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:09,317
- Who's offering?
- I am.
639
00:40:09,485 --> 00:40:12,886
Gee Mother I don't know. Spielberg's
heard of my work as the understudy.
640
00:40:13,056 --> 00:40:16,219
- We're in talks.
- Come on Junior!
641
00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:18,026
The play needs you.
642
00:40:22,832 --> 00:40:25,130
Well I suppose the show must go on.
643
00:40:25,301 --> 00:40:28,134
Wouldn't want to let down
Everwood's theater-going community.
644
00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:33,503
All right people.
Swallow that last bite of crumb cake.
645
00:40:33,676 --> 00:40:36,110
We've got a dress rehearsal to get on.
646
00:40:41,084 --> 00:40:45,282
Delia was never in Romeo and Juliet.
She was not the girl in Sleepless in Seattle.
647
00:40:45,455 --> 00:40:48,856
- She wasn't even born when it came out.
- lf you're gonna dream dream big.
648
00:40:50,226 --> 00:40:51,750
Dr. Brown?
649
00:40:51,928 --> 00:40:55,386
- Hey Colin. How you feeling?
- Pretty good.
650
00:40:55,565 --> 00:41:00,867
Look I know my parents probably sent you
enough gift baskets to last a lifetime...
651
00:41:01,037 --> 00:41:03,870
...but I guess I just wanted to come by
and thank you myself.
652
00:41:04,574 --> 00:41:08,305
You just keep doing what you're doing.
That's all the thanks I need.
653
00:41:09,712 --> 00:41:13,546
Ephram do you wanna come sit with us?
We saved a few extra seats.
654
00:41:13,716 --> 00:41:16,685
No. No thanks.
I'm just gonna chill here with my dad.
655
00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:18,917
- Okay.
- Catch you later.
656
00:41:19,922 --> 00:41:21,651
- You two friends now?
- Kind of.
657
00:41:21,824 --> 00:41:25,089
- Turns out we have some stuff in common.
- You mean Amy?
658
00:41:25,261 --> 00:41:28,924
- Surprisingly it has nothing to do with Amy.
- So why don't you sit with him?
659
00:41:29,098 --> 00:41:31,032
Because of Amy.
660
00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:33,225
So who's this Evelyn Rauser?
661
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:35,871
- Why do you ask?
- Well I don't know.
662
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:40,772
- The play's dedicated to her. Is she famous?
- She's something of a legend around here.
663
00:41:41,144 --> 00:41:43,612
- She the reason you got fired?
- I did not get fired.
664
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:46,408
I chose to step down from the role.
665
00:41:46,582 --> 00:41:48,846
Artistic differences.
666
00:41:52,955 --> 00:41:54,422
Dad?
667
00:41:54,824 --> 00:41:57,816
It's nice to know
you're not awesome at everything.
668
00:42:04,734 --> 00:42:07,202
All right troops fall in!
669
00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:10,271
She means form a line morons.
670
00:42:11,808 --> 00:42:16,336
I'll make this brief as we've got civilians
out there waiting to be entertained.
671
00:42:16,512 --> 00:42:19,413
You've all worked hard.
You've worked long.
672
00:42:20,149 --> 00:42:22,913
You've struggled against formidable odds...
673
00:42:23,086 --> 00:42:25,054
...to get where you are tonight.
674
00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:28,722
I'd be proud to lead you
into battle anytime anyplace.
675
00:42:31,427 --> 00:42:32,860
That's all.
676
00:42:33,029 --> 00:42:35,088
Go get them soldiers.
677
00:42:36,866 --> 00:42:38,333
And good luck.
678
00:42:38,935 --> 00:42:41,028
I thought it was bad luck
to say "good luck."
679
00:42:41,204 --> 00:42:42,728
It is...
680
00:42:42,905 --> 00:42:45,339
...but let's not tell her that.
681
00:42:45,508 --> 00:42:47,476
Places everybody!
682
00:43:00,456 --> 00:43:05,553
Evelyn Rauser had an expression for the
few seconds before the curtain went up.
683
00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:09,926
She called it "the holy time."
684
00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:15,797
But you don't have to be an actor
to know what the holy time feels like.
685
00:43:16,906 --> 00:43:19,272
It's that breath you take
just seconds before...
686
00:43:19,442 --> 00:43:22,809
... you become the person
you're meant to become.
687
00:43:25,581 --> 00:43:29,449
For some people, it feels like forever.
688
00:43:30,686 --> 00:43:35,783
And for some,
it's a moment over far too fast.
689
00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:19,157
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