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Previously on Everwood:
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Kayla's having a birthday party.
You wanna go?
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Yeah okay. Sure.
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Yeah I'll go.
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You have done some ludicrous
asinine things in your lifetime...
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...but working for this man?
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Oh that takes the cake Mother!
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Move it or lose it Junior.
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- Do you have a death wish?
- No but I have a new choker.
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- Give it back.
- I will after you return what's mine.
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You need a friend
just as much as I do Magilla.
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His pops died two years ago.
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I got rehitched not long thereafter. Junior
thought it was affecting his business...
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...not to mention he wasn't crazy
about the new beau.
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- How soon did you remarry?
- Two months.
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- Let's get you to school.
- I'm riding my bike.
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- Why? I can drive you.
- I appreciate that...
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...but it's about 10 years too late.
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It may not seem so at first glance...
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... but a lot changes in small towns.
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Take, for instance,
Everwood's first local bank.
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It burned down in '66...
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... and they never rebuilt it.
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Everwood's first gas station
was Sinclair Pump and Engine.
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We have a Mobil now,
and you pump your own gas.
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And of course you all know what happened
to the train depot.
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Which brings me to this bridge.
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Legend has it the bridge was built
by a young man and woman...
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... who lived on opposite sides of the river.
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The two fell in love
and constructed the bridge...
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... so they could meet in the middle
and share what would be their first kiss.
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From that day on it was known,
appropriately enough...
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... as the Kissing Bridge.
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Now, if people had just stuck to kissing...
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... Dr. Brown may have been able
to avoid one heck of a crisis.
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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The point is, Everwood's gone through
a whole lot of changes...
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... both inside and out.
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But the Kissing Bridge
has stood the test of time.
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Evidence, I guess, that some things
are built to last...
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... and some things aren't.
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- How's that feel Joe?
- You shouldn't fall through a bridge.
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That would point to a design flaw
in the structure.
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- But you lucked out.
- I fractured my arm in three places.
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- lf I was any luckier I'd be dead.
- Hey it was just your arm.
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I once treated a man who fell
through his own floor.
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A three-story brownstone
in Greenwich Village.
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The wood was rotten. He crashed through.
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That guy broke both his arms
and suffered multiple cranial contusions.
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- Make you feel any better?
- Much.
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Sorry to interrupt but
the Clarks are waiting.
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Thanks Edna.
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Avoid using that arm
for the next couple of days...
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...and just to be safe
why don't you avoid using bridges as well?
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- Will do doc.
- Thattaboy.
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- How are you feeling today Susie?
- Pretty good.
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The antibiotics you prescribed
really seem to be doing the trick.
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Well...
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...we may have jumped the gun
on that prescription...
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...which is why I called you in.
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The lab reports on Susie's culture
came back.
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It looks like she doesn't have
strep throat.
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- So it's just a regular cold.
- Not exactly.
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Perhaps Susie and I
should talk alone first...
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- Why would you need to do that?
- Yeah. I don't care.
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Okay then.
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It looks like you might have contracted
an STD Susie.
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- A what?
- A sexually transmitted disease.
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But how is that possible?
I've never even had sex.
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I'm like a total virgin.
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- Are you sure?
- Of course she's sure.
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Good Lord.
What kind of question is that?
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As her doctor I must ask. I don't
mean to make anyone uncomfortable.
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Well I believe she answered your question.
She's never had sex. She's a virgin.
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Well I hate to henpeck Mrs. Clark...
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...but I still have a diagnosis which
contends that your daughter...
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...has engaged in some sort
of sexual activity.
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Well I've never done anything
that can get me pregnant...
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...and that's what sex is.
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Right Mom?
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Feel free to call me
if you have any more questions.
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I never would have thought
little Susie Clark had it in her.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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That's the second girl I've seen this week
and with the same misguided information.
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It's as if they never heard of safe sex.
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The most educating they get about sex
is how to spell it.
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- Some can't even do that.
- Any idea what the schools are teaching?
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I'm not sure but whatever they don't cover
HBO does.
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Fred Slaughter's in the examining room.
More bowel trouble.
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Oh joy.
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Alrighty. I'll have it around by 2.
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Let me guess. Another one of your
dealings in the student favor cartel.
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That was my mom's mechanic.
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You'll find my reach extends
far beyond our high school walls Brown.
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Out of curiosity
when do you find time for things like...
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...oh I don't know homework?
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An abundance of riches.
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Why do you have pieces of nature
on your locker?
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Are you aware of the fall dance
coming up?
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- I've seen posters.
- See the fall dance is special...
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...in that it's one of the dances
where the girls ask the boys.
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The way they ask us
is sort of a tradition around here.
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Once the girls choose an item
they tie a ribbon around it...
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...sign their names
and place it on your locker to invite you.
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Check your locker.
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That's okay. I think I'll pass.
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Well it's official.
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They're tearing down the Kissing Bridge.
It made the front page of the Pinecone.
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- Let me see.
- They had to push...
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...Ms. Cartwright's wedding
announcement to page three.
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She's gonna be pitching a fit.
I can guarantee it.
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- I'll be damned.
- They're really doing it?
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- Bulldozers are coming in next week.
- Well I for one say it's about time.
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That thing has just been a safety hazard
for years.
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Your mouth is a bigger safety hazard than
that bridge and nobody tore you down. Yet.
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You'd think they'd try to fix it
before they call in a wrecking crew.
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It's laziness is all.
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Bunch of sluggards run the world.
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People would rather destroy
a historical monument than...
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- Than patch a damned hole!
- You okay honey?
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I take it she had the chili again?
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I see you're trying
to pawn off your Baldwins...
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...as Macouns again Reginald.
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Tell me that's not dessert.
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The nightmare continues.
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I have a modest proposal doctor.
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You're donating your body to science
to further the understanding...
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...of the North American dimwit.
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Close. I suggest on occasion
we trade diagnoses of the local yokels.
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- For what purpose?
- On the off chance we notice...
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...a pattern of disease
developing in the community.
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Sound good? Great. I'll go first.
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Treated anyone for gonorrhea
of the throat lately?
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- May have looked like strep.
- I'm familiar with gonorrhea of the throat.
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- Not personally I hope.
- Listen here Dr. Cocoa Puffs.
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If I treated anyone
I wouldn't tell you about it.
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There's this little rule called doctor-patient
confidentiality. Perhaps you've heard of it.
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Hypothetically if cases of the same STD
came into your office what would you do?
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Being a doctor I suppose I would
oh I don't know treat them?
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What if the patients didn't understand
how they got it?
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- How could they not understand?
- In their mind...
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...a sexually transmitted disease
can only be transmitted via sex.
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And in their mind sex is...?
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Intercourse.
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I want to talk to the parents.
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Maybe figure out a way
to talk to the kids too.
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- About what?
- About how to protect themselves.
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People here need to be educated
about a few things.
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The people here need to be educated
about many things...
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...including how to parallel park.
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Luckily I'm not here to teach them.
Neither are you.
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Isn't part of being a doctor teaching people
to avoid sickness especially young people?
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Why are you so interested?
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I have a son who goes to that school
and so do you.
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Don't you want them to have
all the information that we have?
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- So give it to him. Who's stopping you?
- What about the other kids?
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Let their parents worry about them.
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News flash you're not here to save
the world Dr. Brown...
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...just to annoy it.
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Hi.
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- Hi Dr. Abbot. Did you have a nice lunch?
- No.
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Well okay.
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- The Tompkins are in your office.
- That's the wrong file.
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Louise call my tennis instructor.
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Tell him to change my 5:00 to a 6:00.
Call Rose. I'll be an hour late coming home.
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And why is there no coffee
in the coffee pot?
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- We ran out of coffee.
- And you forgot where the market is?
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Well Francine your culture came back.
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And as I suspected you...
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You do not have strep throat.
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- Hey Ephram. What's up?
- Nothing. I just wanted to ask you...
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FYI only the girls
are supposed to give the pinecones.
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I'm aware of that Kayla.
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Somebody left this for me on my locker.
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Who?
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I don't know.
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- Ephram you didn't think that I...?
- No. No no. I was just confirming.
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I guess I overestimated you dude.
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I thought you'd come up with a new way
of messing with me.
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Why bother dude?
You keep falling for the same joke.
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I want to apologize for my brother.
I know he's a jerk sometimes.
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Try "all the time."
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If it makes you feel any better
I didn't ask you...
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...because I'm not going.
- Fine. Whatever.
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It'd just be weird.
Last year I asked Colin...
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I said fine. I don't care.
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I don't need to hear
about your stupid boyfriend.
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I get it okay? I get it.
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What?
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What is it? Are you moving us
to Zimbabwe or something?
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No no. It's nothing like that.
I was just thinking about something.
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It's funny actually.
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Well it's not so much funny
"ha ha" as...
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You see the thing is...
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I don't know whether or not
you've ever had sex.
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And you never will.
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Okay then.
Good talking to you.
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My penguin hat! Dad!
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- What's wrong?
- Look at my hat.
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- Looks clean to me.
- You did something wrong.
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I put it in the washing machine
like you asked.
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- And then?
- Then I put it in the dryer.
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- Now we're getting somewhere.
- I shouldn't have put it in the dryer?
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- Mom always washed it in the dishwasher.
- You didn't tell me that last night.
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- I didn't think it'd come to this.
- Why don't you wear another hat?
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- I can't. This is the best one.
- Says who?
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Never mind. I can make it fit.
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I need a Pop-Tart.
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Hello?
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Hello Dr. Abbot. Finally taking me up
on my carpooling offer?
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Sure. I can be there in 20 minutes.
All right.
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As mayor I now adjourn
this city council meeting.
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We will now take a short recess to allow
the school board to come into session.
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School board is now in session.
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You're lucky. The school board is
a whole lot nicer than city council.
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Good afternoon doctors.
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I never thought I'd see the day
where the two of you joined forces.
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- Dear don't start.
- "Dear"? Are you two...?
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Wedded? Yes.
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Anybody in this community
not related to one another?
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I understand we have a nasty little STD
floating around County High.
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We're here to try to prevent any more
of it from spreading.
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How are you going to do that?
Are we talking vaccines?
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There are no vaccines for gonorrhea.
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Nor are there any for chlamydia
syphilis or HIV.
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We can educate our children which is
the best preventative medicine I know of.
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I've prepared a memo which both advises
parents as to the situation at hand...
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...and advises them
to talk to their children.
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I'll have the superintendent
take a look at it.
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- We don't think that memo's enough.
- We don't?
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No. We'd like you to talk
to the superintendent...
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...and ask him to change
the high school curriculum.
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The program that we have is approved
and paid for by the U.S. government.
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00:13:49,674 --> 00:13:52,905
Yes. I'm aware of the program.
It teaches abstinence only.
235
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:55,705
It's antiquated and doesn't
provide enough information.
236
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,713
What are you suggesting
we hand out condoms in homeroom?
237
00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:00,874
That would be a good start.
238
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:03,885
This is not New York City doctor
nor is it California.
239
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,579
What Dr. Brown means to say...
240
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:10,854
What I mean to say is that one in 10 kids
will have sex before the age of 13.
241
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:14,464
One in four of those kids will get
a sexually transmitted disease.
242
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:17,066
Like it or not
our children are having sex.
243
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,466
We can either teach them how to be safe
about it so they don't die...
244
00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:22,538
...or we can stay in our cocoons...
245
00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:25,904
...wax poetic about the good old days
and pretend it isn't happening.
246
00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:29,638
- Good. Then I say we go on. What's next?
- Are you serious?
247
00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:34,683
We don't have the authority or funding
to change the current program. I'm sorry.
248
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:38,117
- We appreciate you taking the time...
- Well then don't change it.
249
00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:42,020
In response to the epidemic
offer a privately funded assembly...
250
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:45,356
...given by the two doctors
of this community.
251
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,022
We'll teach a few basic preventative
measures and answer any questions.
252
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,100
- "We"?
- An assembly. I like it.
253
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:54,896
- "We"?
- The super has to approve and the principal.
254
00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:57,939
And I'm sure they'd get you
to separate the boys and girls.
255
00:14:58,109 --> 00:15:00,202
I'll take the girls
and he can take the boys.
256
00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:01,777
Do I have any say in this?
257
00:15:01,946 --> 00:15:05,848
We'll issue a memo so parents who
don't want their children attending...
258
00:15:06,017 --> 00:15:08,986
...can keep them out of school.
- Don't humor me Rose.
259
00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,745
Next docket.
260
00:15:10,922 --> 00:15:14,016
Cool wife.
She ever let you play with the gavel?
261
00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:18,184
Did you see how Brett totally
annihilated Beth Kroehner yesterday...
262
00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:20,455
...when she tried to give him a pinecone?
263
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:22,394
That was so sad.
264
00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:32,299
One two three four.
265
00:15:32,477 --> 00:15:35,002
- I declare a thumb war.
- Hi Magilla.
266
00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:37,943
- You're not allowed to move your wrist.
- Shut up. I'm not.
267
00:15:38,115 --> 00:15:40,640
- Can I play next?
- No way.
268
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,685
- Why not?
- I'm not playing with some stupid girl.
269
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,085
This is a thumb-war championship game.
270
00:15:46,257 --> 00:15:48,282
- So?
- So you probably suck your thumb.
271
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,051
I do not!
272
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:52,924
- Get lost penguin.
- I thought you liked penguins.
273
00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:56,863
- I never said that. Take a hike.
- Yeah take a hike.
274
00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,874
Yes. I won.
275
00:16:07,044 --> 00:16:10,172
Hey bought you a chicken parmigiana.
Thought you might be hungry.
276
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:14,751
Watch it now. You're spilling
tomato sauce all over my drill bits.
277
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:17,479
I'll just set it over here for you.
278
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,622
Guess what.
279
00:16:20,157 --> 00:16:24,116
Looks like they may not be tearing down
the Kissing Bridge after all.
280
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,785
Why wouldn't they tear it down?
281
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:29,626
I went down to the city council meeting
and asked them not to.
282
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,701
Why would you do a thing like that?
Has your brain gone AWOL?
283
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,929
Look woman.
I don't know what you want...
284
00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:37,233
I don't want anything.
285
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:40,605
I can't believe you
going to a city council meeting.
286
00:16:40,778 --> 00:16:42,939
- Who do you think you are?
- Your husband.
287
00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:46,311
And the last time I checked
it was well within a husband's rights...
288
00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:48,145
...to cheer up his grouch of a wife.
289
00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:51,413
In the first place
if I needed cheering up...
290
00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,784
...I would rent Terminator
like I always do.
291
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:57,121
Second I don't give a damn
about that old bridge.
292
00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:59,559
You certainly acted like
you cared the other day.
293
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:03,131
And now you busted out your toolkit.
I know something's bugging you.
294
00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:05,599
You don't know diddlysquat.
295
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,464
- Where are you going now?
- To the video store!
296
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:15,274
Have you decided who you're asking
to the fall dance this year Amy?
297
00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:18,415
- It's not funny jackass.
- Amy. Language.
298
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,746
- It's not like you'll ask him anyways.
- That's not the point.
299
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,752
- Besides you don't know that.
- Oh so you would've asked him.
300
00:17:24,922 --> 00:17:27,982
You better thank me then
because I probably saved your reputation.
301
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,820
You would've asked who what?
302
00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:33,760
Nothing. I'm not asking anybody to the
dance okay? Let's just change the subject.
303
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,126
Colin wouldn't want you
to sit home alone...
304
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,461
Can we just drop it please?
305
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:44,240
Well I have an announcement to make.
306
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:46,467
Due to your mother's
warped sense of humor...
307
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:51,980
...l'm going to be hosting a sex-education
assembly at your high school this week.
308
00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:54,709
I realize this may be
a bit uncomfortable for you...
309
00:17:54,885 --> 00:17:58,878
...especially considering
the highly sensitive subject matter.
310
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:03,322
Which is why I wanted to open it up
to a family discussion. Any thoughts?
311
00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:08,225
- Amy?
- Is this because Susie Clark got VD?
312
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,394
- How do you know about Susie Clark?
- Everybody knows.
313
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,835
- I didn't know.
- How could you not know? You dated her.
314
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,408
A million years ago. That's back
when Francie was still in the picture.
315
00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,568
Francie? Francie who?
316
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:24,681
Francine Tompkins.
She's one of your patients.
317
00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,840
The one with the tattoo.
318
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:30,510
Anyways what's the big deal about
gonorrhea? It's completely curable.
319
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,849
Unlike the herp
which never goes away right?
320
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,585
I think your father will be covering
all of this at the assembly.
321
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:40,197
Now would anybody like dessert?
322
00:18:47,605 --> 00:18:50,802
- I didn't know this'd bother you so much.
- Well now you know.
323
00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:53,671
So you can go back
and tell them you changed your mind.
324
00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:56,404
- This bread is hurting my teeth.
- I can't do that.
325
00:18:56,580 --> 00:19:01,017
Your mom went to all the PTA meetings
and was a member of the school board.
326
00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:03,210
Mom made banana bread
for the bake sales.
327
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:06,413
- She didn't frontline any sex assemblies.
- You've seen my cooking.
328
00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,751
- I can't do bake sales.
- I'm serious.
329
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:11,827
- What is it you want from me?
- I want you not to do this.
330
00:19:11,996 --> 00:19:14,794
If you do it's gonna make
my life even more unbearable...
331
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,830
...which is not humanly possible.
332
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:20,493
If it's not humanly possible for your
life to get worse what's the problem?
333
00:19:20,671 --> 00:19:22,832
- Yeah. What's the problem?
- Shut up.
334
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:27,967
I think you're being a bit melodramatic.
I'm not trying to ruin your life.
335
00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:30,511
You don't have to try.
You do it pretty naturally.
336
00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:33,172
What is it that I'm doing
that's so terrible?
337
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,717
Everyone in school will say
how Dr. Brown is a big sex expert...
338
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:39,788
...and how his loser son can't even get
a date to the dance.
339
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:43,393
- What dance? What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Forget it.
340
00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:47,623
Is that why you don't want me to come
because you wanna go to a dance?
341
00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:49,589
I'm confused.
342
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,530
Why do I even need a reason?
343
00:19:51,702 --> 00:19:55,138
Why can't you just be a father
instead of a doctor for once?
344
00:19:55,306 --> 00:19:58,798
When I was in neurosurgery I could
never help people before they got sick.
345
00:19:58,976 --> 00:20:01,604
I couldn't prevent their sickness.
I can do that now.
346
00:20:01,779 --> 00:20:06,182
If you miss this assembly kids all over town
will drop dead from having unsafe sex?
347
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,750
It's a good thing you're there
for them Dr. Brown.
348
00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:12,116
Maybe one day I'll know what it's like
for you to be here for me.
349
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,700
- Hey.
- Are we back to greeting each other?
350
00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:32,840
I am if you are.
351
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,405
I was never mad at you Ephram.
352
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:39,709
You should've been. I said some
stupid things the other day. I'm sorry.
353
00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:42,148
Let's stop with
the back-and-forth apologies...
354
00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:45,652
...and just assume we're both
like sorry forever?
355
00:20:45,856 --> 00:20:47,551
Okay. Deal.
356
00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:51,893
Can you believe our dads are coming
to school today?
357
00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:53,962
Must be the end of the world
or something.
358
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:56,565
It's bad enough I see him
every morning and night.
359
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,361
Afternoons are kind of my time off.
360
00:20:58,536 --> 00:21:01,437
I know what you mean.
I kind of hate both my parents lately.
361
00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:05,006
Really? You seem like such
a well-adjusted family unit.
362
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,873
Sure my father's OCD
my brother's ADD...
363
00:21:09,046 --> 00:21:12,641
...and my mother is just plain crazy.
364
00:21:13,851 --> 00:21:15,819
Yeah? And what are you?
365
00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:22,488
I'm tired. And this dance
is just making me feel worse.
366
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,128
My mom keeps bugging me about it.
367
00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:28,629
It's like no one understands
why this is hard for me.
368
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,934
I just wanted to ask him you know?
369
00:21:32,102 --> 00:21:33,933
Like last year.
370
00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:38,637
I just want to feel normal again
just for one second...
371
00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:42,109
...instead of how I feel now.
372
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,177
If that's what you want to do
then you should do it.
373
00:21:45,349 --> 00:21:48,079
- What are you talking about?
- Ask Colin to the dance.
374
00:21:48,252 --> 00:21:50,447
He's three hours away from here.
Four by bus.
375
00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:53,749
If we wanna make it back by dinner
we'll have to leave now.
376
00:21:54,091 --> 00:21:56,525
- Ephram...
- I'm serious Amy.
377
00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:59,595
I would give anything to be able
to talk to my mom again.
378
00:21:59,763 --> 00:22:03,790
It wouldn't matter to me if she could
answer. I'd just be happy to see her.
379
00:22:07,071 --> 00:22:10,404
Because he's not gonna be here
this afternoon that's why.
380
00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,132
So you can either reschedule...
381
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:14,834
...or keep your appointment
and let me treat you.
382
00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:18,072
I'd be happy to shove
a tongue depressor right up your...
383
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:20,974
I'll call you back Pearl.
384
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:25,279
- Is there something you'd like to talk about?
- Nope. Why?
385
00:22:25,456 --> 00:22:28,448
Because you're scaring the sick people
away and we don't charge.
386
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,317
Doc...
387
00:22:31,695 --> 00:22:33,560
...I think I'm depressed.
388
00:22:34,131 --> 00:22:35,860
I didn't think you got depressed.
389
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:40,367
Well the cat's out of the bag.
Apparently I got feelings.
390
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:43,003
It's got to do with
my first husband Hal Sr.
391
00:22:43,173 --> 00:22:45,471
I've been thinking about him a lot lately.
392
00:22:45,643 --> 00:22:48,476
- Any particular reason why?
- The particulars aren't important.
393
00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:52,476
I just know I want to stop thinking
about him. Now how do I do that?
394
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,816
It depends.
How do you normally deal with grief?
395
00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:57,647
I served two tours in Nam.
396
00:22:57,821 --> 00:23:00,415
- Denial then?
- Pretty much.
397
00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:01,888
So what do you do?
398
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:06,086
I uproot my family move to the middle
of nowhere and open up a free clinic.
399
00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:07,958
But hey that's just me.
400
00:23:08,132 --> 00:23:11,966
Husbands aren't as easy to wrangle
as kids. For one thing they're heavier.
401
00:23:12,136 --> 00:23:16,368
- What does Irv think about all this?
- I haven't exactly told him.
402
00:23:17,608 --> 00:23:20,099
Well I think that's your first step.
403
00:23:20,277 --> 00:23:24,338
Well I hate to dispense advice and run
Edna but I'm late for school.
404
00:23:24,515 --> 00:23:26,779
So hand me some condoms
and wish me luck.
405
00:23:34,391 --> 00:23:38,418
My mom said you can come over
tomorrow after school if you want.
406
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:42,990
- Are your ears broken or something?
- I thought you didn't like me.
407
00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,260
Don't be dumb. I talk to you don't I?
408
00:23:45,436 --> 00:23:47,597
So do you wanna come over or not?
409
00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:49,136
I guess so.
410
00:24:04,388 --> 00:24:07,289
- You brought visual aids?
- Naturally. Didn't you?
411
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:09,153
I brought condoms.
412
00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:11,524
Good luck doctor.
413
00:24:11,695 --> 00:24:15,028
Don't forget. When you go over
the symptoms of gonorrhea talk slowly.
414
00:24:15,199 --> 00:24:18,566
Odds are there's at least one kid
in your assembly who has it.
415
00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,536
Thank you.
416
00:24:29,513 --> 00:24:30,912
Hello.
417
00:24:31,749 --> 00:24:33,910
My name is Dr. Harold Abbott.
418
00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:36,753
Let's...
419
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,388
Let's start off with some basics.
420
00:24:42,426 --> 00:24:44,792
Please note that presence today
is in no way...
421
00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:49,058
Kim Einhorn asked David Lee which
no one thought she'd have the nerve to do.
422
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:53,567
Ever since she got her braces off
she's like this totally different person.
423
00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:56,262
And he said yes which was so cool.
424
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,102
And the decorating committee's
going all out this year.
425
00:24:59,276 --> 00:25:02,712
Ally's mom wants to turn the gym
into a magical forest.
426
00:25:03,047 --> 00:25:04,810
I know it sounds bizarre...
427
00:25:04,982 --> 00:25:08,076
...but Ally says her mom is practically
a professional at this...
428
00:25:08,252 --> 00:25:09,947
...so it should look amazing.
429
00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:16,823
I guess now the only thing that's missing
is you and me...
430
00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:20,755
...which is why I'm here.
431
00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:25,325
I know it's last minute
and everything but...
432
00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:31,707
Would you go to the dance with me?
433
00:25:35,512 --> 00:25:38,538
You can say yes anytime Colin.
434
00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:43,883
Just open your eyes and say yes.
435
00:25:45,289 --> 00:25:48,190
Just open your eyes Colin. Please.
436
00:25:52,863 --> 00:25:55,127
And the question-and-answer session
went great.
437
00:25:55,299 --> 00:25:59,759
I have no idea who Dr. Drew is
but apparently I kick his butt.
438
00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:01,734
That's great Dad.
439
00:26:02,606 --> 00:26:04,631
You seem upset kiddo.
440
00:26:07,711 --> 00:26:10,680
- Something wrong?
- It's Magilla.
441
00:26:10,848 --> 00:26:13,078
The bully?
Is he bothering you again?
442
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,740
Not exactly.
443
00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:18,877
You see when it's just me and him
he's nice to me.
444
00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:22,856
But when other people are around
he says I'm diseased.
445
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:26,795
So you like him?
446
00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,524
I sit behind him
in Miss Violet's class...
447
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:33,636
...and sometimes I just want
to put my hands on his shoulders.
448
00:26:36,006 --> 00:26:38,941
- Maybe we should see if Nina's home.
- I don't understand.
449
00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,942
Why doesn't he want anyone
to know that he invited me over?
450
00:26:42,112 --> 00:26:43,545
I want to tell the whole world.
451
00:26:44,181 --> 00:26:48,083
Well you know honey
boys and girls are very different.
452
00:26:48,252 --> 00:26:52,086
Not just how they look on the outside
but how they work things out on the inside.
453
00:26:52,256 --> 00:26:55,089
For instance when you wanna
be friends with a boy...
454
00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:57,557
...you might wanna bake him cookies.
455
00:26:57,728 --> 00:26:59,696
Or touch his shoulders?
456
00:26:59,863 --> 00:27:02,229
Right. Okay.
457
00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:04,993
But if a boy wants
to be friends with you...
458
00:27:05,169 --> 00:27:07,933
...he might punch you
as a sign of friendship.
459
00:27:08,105 --> 00:27:10,300
Really? Because he did flick my cap.
460
00:27:11,742 --> 00:27:13,141
He did?
461
00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,515
Hello?
462
00:27:22,586 --> 00:27:23,985
He wasn't?
463
00:27:24,621 --> 00:27:26,589
All of his classes?
464
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,052
No. No I haven't.
465
00:27:28,225 --> 00:27:29,920
Ephram?
466
00:27:30,093 --> 00:27:31,560
Ephram?!
467
00:27:34,131 --> 00:27:36,190
Well thank you. Yes.
468
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:38,231
No I appreciate the call.
469
00:27:38,402 --> 00:27:40,461
Oh I'll be sure to talk to him.
470
00:27:40,637 --> 00:27:42,036
Thank you.
471
00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:45,466
If he ever comes home.
472
00:27:50,113 --> 00:27:51,603
Hey take it easy.
473
00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:53,773
You don't have to inhale it.
474
00:27:53,951 --> 00:27:56,545
I'm so starving. I had no idea.
475
00:27:59,356 --> 00:28:01,620
Thank you for coming with me Ephram.
476
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,386
It's cool. I was pretty hungry too.
477
00:28:04,561 --> 00:28:08,793
I mean for coming all the way out here
to Denver and the hospital and everything.
478
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:10,998
It means a lot to me.
479
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:14,137
Yeah well I didn't really
want to be in school today...
480
00:28:14,304 --> 00:28:16,670
...what with my dad being porn king.
481
00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:19,669
Was it this bad in New York?
482
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:22,273
You mean was I this big
a geek back home?
483
00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:25,108
- I didn't mean it like that.
- It's okay.
484
00:28:27,217 --> 00:28:31,711
I almost went to one dance at my
old school. The winter semiformal.
485
00:28:31,888 --> 00:28:33,788
I asked Katherine Adams to go.
486
00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:37,859
She wasn't the most popular girl
in school but she was the prettiest.
487
00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:40,656
She had this whole punk
Gwen Stefani look going on...
488
00:28:40,831 --> 00:28:44,767
...which most girls in high school
can't pull off but she did.
489
00:28:44,935 --> 00:28:47,802
Anyway my friends dared
me to ask her I did...
490
00:28:47,971 --> 00:28:51,634
...and she actually said yes
which was like a total shock.
491
00:28:51,808 --> 00:28:55,608
The day of the dance Katherine calls.
She's sick. She can't go.
492
00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:58,270
Now of course
I can't tell my mom this.
493
00:28:58,448 --> 00:29:02,646
She's so excited for me and I don't
want her to know what a loser her son is.
494
00:29:02,819 --> 00:29:06,380
So I get all dressed up in my suit
grab the corsage...
495
00:29:06,556 --> 00:29:09,184
...and leave like I'm gonna go
pick up Katherine.
496
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:13,489
Except of course I don't.
Instead I go see Rush Hour 2.
497
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,859
Which actually is
a pretty decent movie.
498
00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:18,593
I take it Katherine
wasn't really sick?
499
00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:22,535
Turns out she was. She had mono
and was out the rest of the semester.
500
00:29:22,773 --> 00:29:24,968
So you weren't geeky at all.
501
00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:26,939
Gwen Stefani was gonna take you.
502
00:29:32,282 --> 00:29:34,045
Is that the right time?
503
00:29:35,185 --> 00:29:37,312
- We missed our bus.
- We'll catch the next one.
504
00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:38,886
There is no next one.
505
00:29:40,324 --> 00:29:42,224
Well that could be a problem.
506
00:29:44,027 --> 00:29:47,394
You think I should call the police or is...
Is that crazy?
507
00:29:48,765 --> 00:29:51,495
No it's too soon to call the police
don't you think?
508
00:29:51,668 --> 00:29:53,693
How could he get lost?
509
00:29:55,072 --> 00:29:56,733
And why wasn't he in school?
510
00:29:56,907 --> 00:30:00,775
- Did he get lost on his way to school?
- Dad you gotta get a grip!
511
00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:03,803
Wait here Delia.
512
00:30:11,555 --> 00:30:13,785
Wondering where your little hoodlum is?
513
00:30:14,391 --> 00:30:15,915
You know where Ephram is?
514
00:30:16,093 --> 00:30:18,118
Grab your coat. We're going to Denver.
515
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:28,137
I wouldn't have pegged you
for a vanilla guy. Lemon maybe.
516
00:30:28,305 --> 00:30:30,205
It's my wife's car.
517
00:30:30,374 --> 00:30:33,468
That explains
the My Best Friend's Wedding CD.
518
00:30:33,643 --> 00:30:36,441
The CD is mine. I collect soundtracks.
519
00:30:37,647 --> 00:30:39,740
Don't. Don't sing.
520
00:30:41,184 --> 00:30:42,651
You know I was thinking...
521
00:30:42,819 --> 00:30:46,084
...we should ask the infected girls
for a list of recent partners...
522
00:30:46,256 --> 00:30:47,985
...maybe cross-reference them.
- Why?
523
00:30:48,158 --> 00:30:51,218
I don't think the assembly will be enough.
We should make a stab...
524
00:30:51,395 --> 00:30:54,853
...at figuring out who patient zero is.
- I agree.
525
00:30:55,031 --> 00:30:56,828
But now that they're better informed...
526
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,163
...perhaps the infected teenager
will come forward willingly.
527
00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:02,965
We should give them a day or so
to do the right thing.
528
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,165
Yeah you're probably right.
529
00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:10,572
- So what are you gonna say to Amy?
- I'm going to ground her obviously.
530
00:31:10,747 --> 00:31:13,307
Really? Ground her?
531
00:31:13,483 --> 00:31:16,008
Aren't you going to ground Ephram?
532
00:31:16,186 --> 00:31:18,051
Hadn't thought about it yet.
533
00:31:18,221 --> 00:31:22,624
- I'm just so relieved that he's all right.
- Well for God's sake don't tell him that.
534
00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:25,193
If they knew we were concerned
they'd eat us alive.
535
00:31:25,362 --> 00:31:28,798
Teenagers they can smell weakness.
They're like dogs.
536
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:31,999
I won't hide anything.
We're trying to build a relationship...
537
00:31:32,169 --> 00:31:34,501
...based on honesty and trust.
- Really?
538
00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:36,571
How's that working out?
539
00:31:37,507 --> 00:31:39,873
Well it just takes time that's all.
540
00:31:40,043 --> 00:31:42,068
We'll get there.
541
00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:44,179
Listen...
542
00:31:44,347 --> 00:31:46,713
...I know you want to be your son's friend.
543
00:31:46,883 --> 00:31:49,545
But he doesn't need a friend right now
he needs a parent.
544
00:31:49,719 --> 00:31:53,382
- How do you know what he wants?
- He's 15. He's testing you.
545
00:31:53,557 --> 00:31:55,115
You are failing the test.
546
00:31:56,793 --> 00:31:59,489
- Well what am I supposed to do?
- He cut class. Punish him.
547
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:01,927
Take away his phone privileges
don't allow him...
548
00:32:02,098 --> 00:32:05,397
...to pierce anything
for the next six months. But do something.
549
00:32:05,569 --> 00:32:07,628
Be his father.
550
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,207
My dad is gonna kill me.
551
00:32:18,381 --> 00:32:20,975
I'm sure he'll understand
when you tell him why you went.
552
00:32:21,151 --> 00:32:24,450
- That's not the way it works in my house.
- How does it work?
553
00:32:24,621 --> 00:32:26,987
He yells I apologize
there's a sentencing...
554
00:32:27,157 --> 00:32:30,058
...then I plea-bargain with Mom
until the sentence is reduced.
555
00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:32,422
In my house it's more like I yell he yells.
556
00:32:32,596 --> 00:32:35,224
We both keep yelling
and eventually someone gets tired.
557
00:32:35,732 --> 00:32:37,757
Sounds good to me.
558
00:32:38,702 --> 00:32:40,431
Amy.
559
00:32:41,471 --> 00:32:43,302
Dad l...
560
00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,001
I'll be in the car.
561
00:32:48,979 --> 00:32:52,346
- Amy why didn't you call sooner?
- I'm so sorry I worried you Dad.
562
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,512
As long as you're all right.
That's all that matters.
563
00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:05,553
- Good night.
- Good night.
564
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:13,659
- Are you avoiding me?
- Maybe.
565
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,510
You were right about that bridge.
566
00:33:20,677 --> 00:33:22,406
I do have feelings about it.
567
00:33:22,979 --> 00:33:26,210
Truth is I was proposed to
on that bridge.
568
00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:27,941
And not by you.
569
00:33:29,319 --> 00:33:30,718
I see.
570
00:33:30,887 --> 00:33:33,117
The whole thing just pissed me off.
571
00:33:33,757 --> 00:33:38,387
I thought I'd dealt with that stuff a while
ago. Now I'm thinking maybe I didn't...
572
00:33:38,562 --> 00:33:40,757
...because this whole past week...
573
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:42,364
Well...
574
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,225
...l've been missing him Irv.
575
00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:48,496
And maybe I should've told you
from the get-go...
576
00:33:48,672 --> 00:33:50,299
...but it just didn't feel right.
577
00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:52,407
- Well why not?
- Because...
578
00:33:52,576 --> 00:33:54,737
...you're not supposed
to make me feel better...
579
00:33:54,911 --> 00:33:57,038
...about missing the husband
I had before you.
580
00:33:57,213 --> 00:33:58,544
That's just...
581
00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:00,012
...bass-ackwards.
582
00:34:00,183 --> 00:34:01,650
Edna I love you.
583
00:34:02,118 --> 00:34:04,643
You wouldn't be you without Hal Sr.
584
00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:08,057
You wouldn't even be you
without that Nutter Butter son of yours.
585
00:34:08,224 --> 00:34:10,954
Who I happen to know
means the world to you.
586
00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:14,722
I don't need you to pretend
that you didn't have a life before me.
587
00:34:15,699 --> 00:34:20,068
I just need to be able to put my arms
around you when you're sad.
588
00:34:20,236 --> 00:34:22,670
Even if you are sad over someone else.
589
00:34:26,343 --> 00:34:28,436
I guess you can do that.
590
00:34:28,845 --> 00:34:30,107
Okay.
591
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,141
I guess I will then.
592
00:34:42,325 --> 00:34:43,656
Bright...
593
00:34:45,095 --> 00:34:48,360
...is there anything
you want to talk to me about?
594
00:34:48,932 --> 00:34:50,593
I am so sorry Dad.
595
00:34:50,767 --> 00:34:53,201
It's just a scratched bumper.
It's not even my fault.
596
00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:58,069
- I'm pulling out of this space and this lady...
- Let me put it another way.
597
00:34:58,241 --> 00:35:01,301
Is there anything you need
to be tested for...
598
00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:02,775
...medically?
599
00:35:03,146 --> 00:35:05,273
Can I get something
from a scratched bumper?
600
00:35:06,249 --> 00:35:09,685
Concerning the STD at your school.
601
00:35:12,822 --> 00:35:16,588
All right. Dad I'm gonna let you in
on something that may blow your mind.
602
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,991
- You think you can handle it?
- I doubt it but try me.
603
00:35:20,163 --> 00:35:21,721
Okay...
604
00:35:22,499 --> 00:35:25,093
Remember Elka from Real World?
The Boston one?
605
00:35:26,069 --> 00:35:31,132
- I must have missed Boston.
- Well Elka was supremely hot.
606
00:35:31,307 --> 00:35:33,639
But she never sealed the deal
with her boyfriend...
607
00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:36,711
...because she had all these
like religious beliefs.
608
00:35:38,581 --> 00:35:39,809
Well...
609
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:43,150
...l'm kind of like Elka.
610
00:35:44,554 --> 00:35:47,648
In that I'm very attractive
but I haven't...
611
00:35:47,824 --> 00:35:49,951
...you know done anything.
612
00:35:51,428 --> 00:35:53,089
You know?
613
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:57,192
Except my reasons have less
to do with religion and more the fact...
614
00:35:57,367 --> 00:36:00,666
...that my girlfriends won't.
Which is why I'm so done with freshmen.
615
00:36:01,838 --> 00:36:05,740
Anyway I didn't want you worrying
about me anymore.
616
00:36:06,309 --> 00:36:10,040
But if you could keep this info between us
you know.
617
00:36:12,482 --> 00:36:15,383
Well son this is the best talk
we've ever had.
618
00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:22,490
You scratched the bumper.
619
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,158
I'm bored.
620
00:36:28,331 --> 00:36:31,232
- I beat you like 7000 times on this game.
- Yeah I know.
621
00:36:31,401 --> 00:36:32,891
It's not too fun for me either.
622
00:36:34,604 --> 00:36:37,198
- You wanna play something better?
- Okay.
623
00:36:43,513 --> 00:36:45,538
Help me push it out.
624
00:37:04,434 --> 00:37:06,629
Which one do I get?
625
00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:09,331
I'll pick one for you.
626
00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:31,251
I'm sorry I worried you last night.
627
00:37:31,427 --> 00:37:33,918
What makes you think I was worried?
628
00:37:36,933 --> 00:37:38,457
Okay I was worried.
629
00:37:38,635 --> 00:37:41,126
Well I'm sorry. I'll call you next time.
630
00:37:41,304 --> 00:37:42,931
There won't be a next time.
631
00:37:43,106 --> 00:37:47,202
You're grounded for the next two weeks.
That means no TV no phone no going out.
632
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:50,238
- Is that all?
- lf I ever hear that you cut class again...
633
00:37:50,413 --> 00:37:53,439
...it'll be for a month understood?
- Yeah.
634
00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:56,080
- Understood.
- Good.
635
00:37:57,153 --> 00:37:59,280
So you missed the assembly.
636
00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:01,514
Look I already know about safe sex okay?
637
00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:04,683
- Mom covered it with me.
- Maybe she did but I haven't.
638
00:38:14,637 --> 00:38:17,231
When I was first working in New York...
639
00:38:17,407 --> 00:38:21,070
...I had to perform a lumbar puncture.
It's basically a spinal tap.
640
00:38:21,244 --> 00:38:22,973
On this kid who'd been brought in.
641
00:38:23,146 --> 00:38:25,114
Couldn't have been more
than 17 years old.
642
00:38:25,582 --> 00:38:28,983
Good-looking clean-cut well-to-do family.
643
00:38:29,152 --> 00:38:30,915
His name was Alfie.
644
00:38:31,087 --> 00:38:33,647
I remember that because it was so unusual.
645
00:38:34,724 --> 00:38:36,316
Anyway I did the LP...
646
00:38:36,492 --> 00:38:40,155
...assessed that there was no meningitis
and went about my rounds.
647
00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:43,162
But I couldn't stop thinking
about Alfie all night.
648
00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:47,260
I found out later that the doctors
were performing all sorts of tests.
649
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:51,003
A couple days later I went back
to Alfie's room just to check him out...
650
00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:54,041
...thinking maybe I could figure out
what he had.
651
00:38:54,210 --> 00:38:56,303
But Alfie was already dead.
652
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,847
Seventeen years old.
653
00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:04,042
Six months and thousands of Alfies later...
654
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,847
...his sickness finally got a name.
655
00:39:06,589 --> 00:39:07,988
AIDS.
656
00:39:11,194 --> 00:39:14,686
I needed you to know why
I had to come to your school Ephram.
657
00:39:15,798 --> 00:39:19,199
I needed you to hear that story
because I want you always to be careful.
658
00:39:21,204 --> 00:39:24,298
I can't afford to lose another person I love.
659
00:39:25,241 --> 00:39:27,505
Why didn't you tell me that before?
660
00:39:30,513 --> 00:39:33,641
I have no idea how to get your attention
Ephram.
661
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,977
What's that supposed to mean?
662
00:39:36,152 --> 00:39:39,144
It means I don't know what to say to you.
663
00:39:39,322 --> 00:39:41,256
One day you seem to hate me...
664
00:39:41,424 --> 00:39:44,393
...the next day you still hate me
and other days you just...
665
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,893
...hate me.
I mean that's not a lot to work with.
666
00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:51,825
So if you could maybe let me know
when I do say the right thing...
667
00:39:52,001 --> 00:39:53,764
...l'll make a note of it and...
668
00:39:53,937 --> 00:39:55,529
And I'll do it more often okay?
669
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,531
Yeah. Sure. I mean l...
670
00:39:59,709 --> 00:40:02,542
- I can maybe do that.
- Great.
671
00:40:02,712 --> 00:40:04,509
Thanks.
672
00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,948
- You're still grounded.
- I know.
673
00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:23,057
Did I mention I had only three hours
of sleep last night?
674
00:40:23,232 --> 00:40:25,132
About 100 times now.
675
00:40:25,301 --> 00:40:28,429
I swear you yammer on like an old woman.
676
00:40:28,604 --> 00:40:30,128
Besides we're almost there.
677
00:40:30,306 --> 00:40:32,900
Almost where?
We're in the middle of forest oblivion.
678
00:40:33,076 --> 00:40:36,705
If I didn't know you better I'd think
you brought me out here to knock me off.
679
00:40:36,879 --> 00:40:40,042
- On second thought...
- Come on!
680
00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:41,877
You see that?
681
00:40:42,051 --> 00:40:44,747
The Kissing Bridge.
Yes of course I see it Mother.
682
00:40:44,921 --> 00:40:46,149
Why in the world...?
683
00:40:46,322 --> 00:40:49,348
Your pops and I shared our first kiss
on that bridge.
684
00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:51,823
He proposed to me on that bridge.
685
00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:54,623
And the day I found out
I was pregnant with you...
686
00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:56,662
...I took him down here and told him.
687
00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:00,462
I know you think I got on with things
too quick after he was gone.
688
00:41:00,636 --> 00:41:04,128
I probably did.
But your father's death Harold...
689
00:41:04,307 --> 00:41:07,640
...is what made me realize
more than ever...
690
00:41:07,810 --> 00:41:10,904
...just how valuable
our one shot at life is.
691
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,106
And I didn't want to miss
a second more of it.
692
00:41:14,684 --> 00:41:16,276
Anyway...
693
00:41:16,452 --> 00:41:18,613
...I loved him very much.
694
00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:21,484
I wanted you to know that.
695
00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:34,336
Mother what in the hell are you doing?!
696
00:41:38,141 --> 00:41:39,870
Grieving.
697
00:41:45,048 --> 00:41:49,678
That evening was the last time anyone saw
the Kissing Bridge in its full glory.
698
00:41:49,852 --> 00:41:53,344
And even though Everwood's symbol
of innocence Is no longer with us...
699
00:41:53,523 --> 00:41:56,856
... people still tell its story
to their children...
700
00:41:57,026 --> 00:41:58,823
... and their grandchildren.
701
00:41:58,995 --> 00:42:01,054
Only now when they do...
702
00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:03,926
... the ending is a lot more exciting.
703
00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:43,929
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