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Previously on Everwood:
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- Moving where?
- Everwood Colorado.
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- Where's that?
- Colorado moron.
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- How'd you know I was from New York?
- That doctor who moved here's your father.
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You are aware that we already have
a family doctor in town?
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You're the other doctor.
How are you? I'm Andy Brown.
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Tell him why you're really
hanging out with him.
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Remind me and my tired feet just why it is
that you are offering this thankless town...
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...free medicine.
- I'm nuts.
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Mom would never have done this! She never
would've moved us here or gone crazy!
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- Don't be so sure of that.
- I knew her.
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You didn't know her.
You were never around. We tolerated you.
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- That's pretty good. What else you got?
- I wish you died instead of her!
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- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Yes.
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Ephram Brown meet Colin Hart.
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When it comes to my sister Amy
I'm a genius and she's playing you dude.
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Soon as she gets your daddy fixing up
Colin she's not even going to look at you.
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You want me to ask my dad
to help Colin?
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If you could just talk to him.
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I'll ask him.
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Thank you.
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- Where's dad? I want dad!
- He'll be home soon. Here lie down.
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Boys who can't breathe
trump girls with nightmares.
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In my profession they do.
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In the medical profession
or in the crappy father one?
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- You asked your father didn't you?
- He said no.
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I mean
you can't really begrudge the guy.
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He's getting out of the brain business
start a new life.
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I wish I could tell you
everything's gonna be okay.
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What I know is that all we have
is each other.
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I need your help raising your sister.
She gets us.
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Folks move to the country
for lots of reasons.
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Clean air, better schools, stores where you
don't have to fake a heart attack...
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... to get a salesperson's attention,
and diners like this one.
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You really ought to take a squeegee
to these menus.
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- That or serve them as an appetizer.
- I'll take that under advisement Andy.
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Is it too late to change
to baked potatoes?
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I don't know how many nights you can feed
the kids fries without being a bad parent.
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- No problem. Three bakers on the fly!
- Where's the kitchen? Pittsburgh?
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- Simon only hears out of his left ear.
- What's the matter with his right?
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- He doesn't have a right one.
- You know just think.
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A year ago
I was perusing the menu at Le Cirque.
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Now I'm waiting for three blue-star roast
beef specials cooked by one-eared Simon.
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I'd find humor in that but I'm 81/2 months
pregnant so I only laugh when lying down.
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You're about to deliver any day now.
What Mama Joy won't give you time off?
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Well she's not really in a position to.
She's been dead for 20 years.
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It doesn't hurt to ask.
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Mama Joy's is owned and operated
by Mama Joy's nephew Art. Thanks.
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Oh so actually Mama Joy is Aunt Joy.
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And Aunt Joy is actually Gertrude Schmaltz
but nobody found that appetizing.
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Maybe I'll go with a different side.
Is there anything besides baked or fried?
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Yes there is.
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Mashed.
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Get out of here. Your kids are starving.
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- Edna why did you do that?
- Oh forget it!
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He's just gonna have to be a part of this.
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Nina Feeny
this is your first official baby shower!
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- Surprise!
- Surprise!
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Oh bless your heart!
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- You really didn't know.
- Oh you shouldn't have.
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Nina that's what I told them.
Just try to make the best of it.
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- No I can't accept these gifts.
- Don't worry.
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- They're not for you. They're for the baby!
- This is not my baby.
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Right and these aren't my thighs.
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But somehow I woke up one morning
and had to give up spandex.
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No you don't understand.
I'm carrying this baby for someone else.
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Do you know what she's talking about?
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- Here comes geek boy.
- You guys are awful.
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- Bye.
- Later guys. Hey Ephram.
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- Boy can I clear a hallway or what?
- That's Kayla and Paige.
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They're allergic to anyone who's not
at the top 2 popularity percentile.
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I'm only 98 percent short.
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Friends of yours?
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Those legs belong to Baryshnikov
and Twyla Tharp.
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- I cut it out of a dance magazine. You like?
- Sure.
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- Where's the rest of them?
- I dig legs.
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What's up? You look like
you wanted to ask me something.
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I do.
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I was wondering if you...
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...were gonna do the reading
for Mr. Donnelly's class at lunch.
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I heard he might be throwing a pop quiz.
I just wanted to warn you.
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I'm prepared. But thank you.
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See you later.
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You could always get calf implants.
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There's a doctor down in Denver...
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...who evidently works miracles
on men with chicken legs.
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Wendell.
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This is the part
where you shake my hand.
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If you're looking to get your picture in her
locker you're going about it wrong dude.
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The whole school knows Amy worships
at the shrine of coma boy every weekend.
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If you wanna break her habit
you'll need help.
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- Well not yours.
- I provide a service.
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One that you might find infinitely beneficial
in your doomed...
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...albeit noble romantic pursuit.
- What are you talking about?
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You'll see Brown.
I'm just finishing your dossier.
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Give me some time to work out the finer
details and I'll call you with the plan.
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Everything's treatable
but the blood pressure concerns me.
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Don't you worry about that.
It'll drop the second I'm out of here.
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- Why? Do I make you nervous?
- You no. Edna yes.
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We went steady in the fifth grade. She
introduced me to hickeys and shoplifting.
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Right. Walter I want to see you back here
in a couple of weeks okay?
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Look doc I can't make this a regular thing.
Not if you won't take my money.
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Now if you don't fancy a box of steaks
the least you can do is enjoy my boat.
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- It's very kind Walter but...
- Everyone needs an escape.
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- Everwood is enough escape for me.
- You'll need to get out now and then.
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My Sea Breeze is a beaut. Docked at Lake
Tasha. Prettiest watering hole in the county.
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Surrounded by 2052 acres of evergreen
bliss. It's a little slice of heaven.
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- And take some bug spray.
- Hello?
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We need to talk Dr. Brown. Now.
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That's my bench.
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Can't we share it?
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Anyway the point is that Nina and the child
share no genetic material.
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Her body essentially
incubates and nourishes.
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Well how does Nina's husband feel
about all this nourishing?
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- I imagine he's fine with it.
- Fine?
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Would you let your wife go do...?
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- I am so sorry. That just slipped out.
- lf you'll excuse me.
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- I have a lot of patients waiting.
- Nina has to be doing this for the money.
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They must be financially ruined.
I say that you and I co-chair a fundraiser.
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Get the community to pitch in raise enough
so she can buy herself out of the contract...
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...and keep the baby.
- Not an option. Where are my patients?
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Then we'll raise double the money.
Forget bake sale think Monte Carlo night.
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This doesn't concern me and you.
Nina's not even a patient of mine.
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- She's just my neighbor.
- We're all neighbors here in Everwood.
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We look after each other.
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- lf you want to be a beloved healer...
- This has nothing to do with healing.
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When you have another medical question
feel free to come back. In fact mail it.
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Here you go Chet.
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Just keep the change.
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Gary Wanamaker
you catch trout for a living.
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Since when can you afford
to give me a $20 tip?
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No keep it.
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Thank you.
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Is this spot taken doctor?
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Oh that it were.
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You know...
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...l've never eaten lunch here before
just dinner.
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Do you eat here every day?
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I used to.
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- Is that all Martha?
- It is. Here you go. Extra's for you.
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Martha this would be a $60 tip...
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...and you haven't tipped me
since I started working here.
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I'm catching up.
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Okay!
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Since when did everybody
decide to start tipping 800 percent?
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Will you help me up?
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- A pregnant woman shouldn't...
- What do you know about it?
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- That's what I thought. Please help me up.
- Okay.
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Attention everyone. I am not poor.
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Nor am I a charity case.
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A year ago my cousin in Boulder called
and asked me...
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...if I'd be interested in helping
an old friend of hers.
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And when she explained the situation
to me I thought she was crazy.
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Then I met her. Her name is Sarah
and she's a single woman...
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...who teaches comparative religion
at the university there.
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She's unable to carry a child to full term
and she desperately wants to have a family.
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Now I don't know about you all but I don't
believe single women should be deprived...
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...of experiencing motherhood.
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And if any of you have a problem with me
doing this I invite you to speak now...
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...or forever keep your mouths shut.
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Thank you.
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I would like to say a little something
if I may.
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Call us old-fashioned
but some of us don't believe...
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...that medical technology
should be put to this end.
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When privileged people play God...
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...design babies then pay
less-privileged people to carry them...
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...we are embarking
upon a very scary brave new world.
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And Nina another thing. If you felt
so confident in your decision to do this...
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...why has it taken all this time
for you to tell all of us?
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We are your neighbors
your friends your doctor.
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We have a vested interest
in this child that you're carrying.
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And we had a right to know the truth.
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Oh no. No come on.
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- Could I jump in here?
- Go for it.
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Hey everyone. Andy Brown here.
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The crazy doctor that works out
of the old train station.
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Just a word if I may
about the moral implications of surrogacy.
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While I know it's tempting
to view certain advancements...
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...in reproductive technology
as threatening...
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...some of these advancements bring us
things like ultrasound and amniocentesis...
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...which allow us to improve the health
and even save the lives of the unborn.
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Technology cuts both ways.
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That's why it's important for us
to evaluate each case individually.
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Now are there ethical questions
to be raised? Without a doubt.
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Does Nina strike any of us as the kind
of person who would make the decision...
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...to help bring life into this world
without asking herself those questions?
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I don't think so.
And as for not letting us know sooner...
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...if I knew I was gonna suffer a character
assassination from my own doctor...
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...in front of half my friends and neighbors
I'd be inclined to keep things to myself too.
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Wait a minute. Where's my jacket?
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- Quit it Magilla.
- What did you just call me?
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You say it again I'll fry your face in fat.
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There it is.
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- Wait!
- What? What are you looking at?
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Move it.
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- Why are you eating that before dinner?
- Because I know who's cooking it.
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- Hello.
- What do you know about Tchaikovsky?
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- Who is this?
- It's Wendell.
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If you can swing Swan Lake,
you're in with Amy.
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- How did you get this number?
- Don't get hung up on the details.
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Practice your Russian.
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- Who was that?
- Sales call.
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- Hey Ephram.
- Hey Nina.
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- Hey Daddy.
- Hi sweetie. Go wash your hands.
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You can help your brother set the table
then ignore everything he says.
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Remember no one loves a critic.
Skedaddle.
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- Bye Nina.
- Bye.
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Listen if you and Sam
don't have any dinner plans...
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I'm expecting someone.
But listen I was wondering...
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...l'm in the market for a new family doctor.
Are you interested?
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I'm not sure.
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I've never had a patient
I shared a fence with.
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Although I have had a few
impaled by them.
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What's the matter? Afraid you
can't be both a friend and a doctor?
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- Sure I'll take you on.
- That must be my guest now.
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- Come meet her.
- Who is it?
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- Sarah the baby's mother.
- I'll be right there.
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Who's the old lady?
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- Doing a lot of laundry these days.
- Do you wanna charge me?
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I was once a happy sack
of hormones myself.
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Gross. Find another sack to share with.
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Ephram your friend Wendell's
on the phone.
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He's not my friend.
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- He's a freak.
- He said he was your friend.
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Yeah well don't be so gullible. Hello.
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Meet me on the third floor at lunch.
Take stairway D next to the chem lab.
227
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,479
- We're getting caller ID.
- You should be happy you made a friend.
228
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,718
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It's not easy.
229
00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:45,913
Everyone in my class
has known each other since the '90s.
230
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:49,521
Look Delia
do you wanna make a friend?
231
00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:51,855
The first step don't look so needy.
232
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:54,321
Is it these pants?
233
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:59,459
Here come on. It's not that bad.
All you need to do is look busy. Trust me.
234
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:03,437
If you look like you don't need a friend
you'll make one in a flash.
235
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,480
You want me to round this off
to the nearest 100?
236
00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:16,210
I'll hurt you.
237
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:19,914
That's really not that bad for a linebacker.
Come here.
238
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,260
Do you want me to take my shirt off?
239
00:16:25,997 --> 00:16:28,591
No I'll just go under it.
240
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:37,798
Aren't you gonna say something?
241
00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:39,766
- About?
- Sarah.
242
00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:43,744
I could tell you were frazzled last night
and I was too when I first met her.
243
00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:45,949
- Well she is a little...
- Old.
244
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:49,550
- Older for a new parent.
- She tried for years to get pregnant.
245
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,918
By the time she realized she couldn't it
took her a few more to save for a surrogate.
246
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:56,787
And Catch-22 because by that point...
247
00:16:56,961 --> 00:17:00,397
...she had to find a surrogate
that was okay with her age.
248
00:17:00,565 --> 00:17:02,465
Well she's lucky she found you.
249
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,295
You're giving her an incredible gift.
250
00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:07,236
It goes both ways I guess.
251
00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:11,303
I'm not a saint Andy
and political beliefs aside...
252
00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:14,069
...a big part of me
did this for the money.
253
00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:17,703
If my husband and I have some savings
in the bank and pay off some loans...
254
00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:20,680
...maybe he'll stay home
more than a few weeks a year.
255
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:24,150
Constant traveling's not really
the best thing for a marriage.
256
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,857
And I'm not a single parent by choice.
257
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,290
Me neither.
258
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:38,528
You're late.
259
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,370
Who told you I played piano?
260
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,663
And what makes you think I like Amy?
261
00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:46,275
And why am I following you?
262
00:17:46,944 --> 00:17:48,878
This is where the swans rehearse.
263
00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:52,345
I called in a favor gave their pianist
an acute case of carpal tunnel.
264
00:17:52,516 --> 00:17:54,416
- What?
- That's my business Brown.
265
00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:58,715
I trade in favors. In this case the piano
player gets a collector's baseball card.
266
00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:01,221
- You get a chance to impress Amy.
- What do you get?
267
00:18:01,392 --> 00:18:04,691
The satisfaction of knowing
that I can change people's destinies.
268
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:06,554
And a DVD player.
269
00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:08,028
Don't ask.
270
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:12,067
Of course you will have to deal
with Ms. Baxworth.
271
00:18:12,236 --> 00:18:15,433
She's the windbag beneath their wings.
272
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:22,673
And dégagé. Dégagé. Dégagé.
273
00:18:23,714 --> 00:18:25,978
Arms good good.
274
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:29,642
All right excellent. Good. Good.
Dégagé dégagé.
275
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,789
- Are you the sub? Where have you been?
- I just got the music.
276
00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:35,790
Well for God sakes sit down.
Let's take it from measure 14.
277
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:40,654
Good good. Everybody up! Get up. We're
gonna take it from the entrance of Rothbart.
278
00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:43,629
That means "red beard" in German
all right?
279
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,928
Let me see your arms. Arms up up.
280
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:50,233
Ashley Ashley. Reach.
You're a swan not a duck.
281
00:18:50,408 --> 00:18:52,205
All right maestro.
282
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:19,097
- Give it back!
- Bite me pinhead.
283
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:21,033
- It's my brother's.
- Who cares?
284
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,605
Tell your daddy to buy him another one.
You're rich.
285
00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:25,241
- No we're not!
- Yeah right.
286
00:19:25,409 --> 00:19:27,434
Then how come your dad
doesn't charge people?
287
00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:29,875
You could buy 5000 million more of these.
288
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:44,991
And you're swans. Swans. Chins up.
289
00:19:45,162 --> 00:19:48,063
Chins up. Yes. Yes.
290
00:19:48,232 --> 00:19:50,462
Yes. All right.
291
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,868
I'm clapping as the audience not me.
I have much higher standards than this.
292
00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:58,406
See you all right after school.
And Ephram that was super.
293
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,806
I'll see you at 3:30.
The left hand needs work.
294
00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:03,310
Let's get out
before the hockey players come in.
295
00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:06,746
- Hello? Why have you kept this top-secret?
- What are you talking about?
296
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,977
- I told you I played.
- Not like this. How long have you studied?
297
00:20:10,154 --> 00:20:12,213
Probably about as long as you've danced.
298
00:20:12,389 --> 00:20:14,323
You're pretty amazing yourself.
299
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:16,983
Ephram...
300
00:20:17,661 --> 00:20:19,424
...what are you doing tonight?
301
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,326
My friend Kayla's having a birthday party.
Do you wanna go?
302
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,798
You need somebody to play
"Happy Birthday"?
303
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:28,803
- Come on. You'll be my guest.
- I don't know. Me your friends...
304
00:20:28,973 --> 00:20:32,204
...lit candles in the same room.
- You don't know them Ephram.
305
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:35,043
And they don't know you. Yet.
306
00:20:35,212 --> 00:20:38,773
Give them a chance. At worst you get
some free cake and an evening with me.
307
00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:43,181
- Yeah okay. Sure. Yeah I'll go.
- Cool.
308
00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,021
- What's this?
- Your new patient's files.
309
00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:58,066
I thought it appropriate you should have
them since I'll no longer be attending her.
310
00:20:58,502 --> 00:21:02,438
You'll want to keep a close watch on Nina's
potassium levels. They run a little low.
311
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:05,074
And she should have had her tonsils
removed years ago.
312
00:21:05,309 --> 00:21:07,504
Thank you doctor.
313
00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:10,476
- Aren't you gonna sit?
- I'll be taking my food to go.
314
00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:16,214
I've had my fill of afternoons in this greasy
spoon with its even greasier patrons.
315
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,751
More coffee Gary?
316
00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,723
You all done Martha?
317
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:33,764
Everybody what's going on? Yesterday
you treat me like George Bailey...
318
00:21:33,938 --> 00:21:37,533
...at the end of It's a Wonderful Life.
Today I'm the monkey from Outbreak.
319
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,768
- She's 55 Nina.
- 55? Who's 55?
320
00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:43,375
The woman that Nina's
having the baby for.
321
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:47,242
- She came into the drugstore last night.
- Fifty-five? That's just wrong.
322
00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:50,918
If God wanted 55-year-old women
to have babies he would have given us...
323
00:21:51,088 --> 00:21:53,283
...lifetime warranties
on our you-know-whats.
324
00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:55,789
- Look she's really...
- Yet we smile when we hear...
325
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,986
...that a 70-year-old man just became
a father for the first time.
326
00:21:59,163 --> 00:22:00,892
- Why's that?
- I've got this one Andy.
327
00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:04,364
If biology allows a man
to become a father until the day he dies...
328
00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:07,800
...why should a woman have to give up
that dream at the age of 45?
329
00:22:07,972 --> 00:22:11,373
- But she's 55! It's...
- It's not natural doc.
330
00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:14,067
Who's to say what's natural?
All species adapt.
331
00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:17,545
Female dogs have nursed
orphan kittens. Is that natural?
332
00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:21,276
- That's gotta be a New York City dog.
- Out here a dog knows he's a dog.
333
00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:24,746
- Look everybody we really don't need to...
- No no no.
334
00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:27,322
I admit when I first saw the mother
of the child...
335
00:22:27,491 --> 00:22:30,426
...I felt she was too old
to become a parent for the first time.
336
00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:34,155
But today I learned from Nina
just how badly that woman wants a family.
337
00:22:34,331 --> 00:22:36,856
And I don't think the qualifications
for parenthood...
338
00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:39,331
...should have anything to do with age.
339
00:22:39,503 --> 00:22:42,666
What's so unnatural
about wanting a family?
340
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:46,505
To me what's unnatural
is not wanting one.
341
00:22:46,677 --> 00:22:48,941
And let's not forget about Nina.
342
00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:54,049
If she can use this money to keep her
husband home a few more weeks a year...
343
00:22:54,218 --> 00:22:56,652
...then she hasn't just helped
to create a family...
344
00:22:57,087 --> 00:22:59,146
...she's helped to save her own.
345
00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:08,426
- And by that I mean to say...
- Andy please! God!
346
00:23:11,468 --> 00:23:14,960
On second thought
maybe I will be eating here.
347
00:23:51,575 --> 00:23:54,043
- Wonder what they're talking about?
- Well no.
348
00:23:54,211 --> 00:23:56,645
- I don't care.
- It's probably not that exciting.
349
00:23:56,814 --> 00:24:00,841
It looks exciting because of all the wild
gesticulating and hair flippage going on.
350
00:24:01,018 --> 00:24:04,215
You'd think they were solving
the world's energy crisis or better...
351
00:24:04,388 --> 00:24:07,846
...revealing their secret crushes.
That's what they want us to think.
352
00:24:08,025 --> 00:24:11,586
My guess is they're debating
which lip gloss is the best flavor.
353
00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:13,195
They come in flavors?
354
00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:16,265
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
355
00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:20,267
Case in point.
He's talking to that Wendell freak.
356
00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:23,333
He's new here.
He's just trying to meet people that's all.
357
00:24:23,674 --> 00:24:26,472
Amy sweetie we know you feel sorry
that his mom died...
358
00:24:26,643 --> 00:24:28,804
...and you have a thing for him
and everything...
359
00:24:28,979 --> 00:24:31,209
- What? I do not have a thing for him.
- Okay.
360
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:34,613
Whatever. The point is is he's
not gonna fit in at my party is he?
361
00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:37,811
And then I'm gonna feel all lame
like I'm having a loser party...
362
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:41,151
...because Eddie Munster isn't having
any fun. And it's my birthday.
363
00:24:41,325 --> 00:24:45,523
I shouldn't have to worry about other
people having fun except you know us.
364
00:24:45,696 --> 00:24:48,824
He's lame.
We just think you can do better that's all.
365
00:24:48,999 --> 00:24:52,400
I am not trying to do anything.
I already have a boyfriend.
366
00:24:53,604 --> 00:24:56,767
We love Colin too
and he's totally gonna get better.
367
00:24:56,940 --> 00:25:00,569
So if you don't "like him" like him
you won't care if we just uninvite him.
368
00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:05,807
- It's not that I care. I just think it's mean.
- We're not gonna be mean about it.
369
00:25:05,983 --> 00:25:10,545
Would we ever do anything mean
to someone's face? Come on.
370
00:25:11,388 --> 00:25:14,050
Wet 'n' Wild has
a fantastic piña colada flavor.
371
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:18,352
It's like taking a Caribbean cruise
every time your lips touch theirs.
372
00:25:18,529 --> 00:25:20,520
You're making me uncomfortable
Wendell.
373
00:25:20,697 --> 00:25:22,858
Yo goth guy got a sec?
374
00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:31,568
Here's the thing. We totally want you
to come to Kayla's party but...
375
00:25:31,742 --> 00:25:34,302
Yeah but my mom
said I could only invite 12 people.
376
00:25:34,478 --> 00:25:37,379
And it's not Amy's fault
because she totally didn't even know.
377
00:25:37,548 --> 00:25:39,880
- But it's like a mom rule.
- Which I would break.
378
00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:41,915
- lf she could.
- But you see I can't.
379
00:25:42,086 --> 00:25:43,781
We are so sorry.
380
00:25:45,355 --> 00:25:48,586
- I completely understand.
- We knew you would!
381
00:25:52,863 --> 00:25:54,125
That was easy.
382
00:27:13,143 --> 00:27:14,770
It can't be.
383
00:27:21,418 --> 00:27:26,515
Walter I'm gonna give you one very
thorough colonoscopy when I get back.
384
00:28:01,558 --> 00:28:03,048
Hold it.
385
00:28:03,493 --> 00:28:05,757
- Why didn't you take the cookie?
- I don't want it.
386
00:28:05,929 --> 00:28:08,397
- Well give me my bookmark back.
- Get lost.
387
00:28:08,565 --> 00:28:10,658
It was a gift from my mother.
388
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:15,165
It comes from my favorite museum in New
York City and I can't get another one.
389
00:28:15,339 --> 00:28:17,739
Why don't you ask Daddy
to buy the stupid museum?
390
00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:20,035
We don't live there anymore okay?
391
00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:23,373
And my mother she's never gonna be able
to take me there again.
392
00:28:24,381 --> 00:28:28,283
Just take whatever you want
but not that please.
393
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:34,045
Come any closer and I'll smash you
like a bug. I mean it.
394
00:28:34,224 --> 00:28:38,991
And I swear if you tell Miss Violet
your little bookmark gets flushed.
395
00:28:47,104 --> 00:28:50,540
All right are we ready? All right
everybody first positions. Ephram?
396
00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:55,203
And plié.
397
00:28:56,213 --> 00:28:58,545
- I have to talk to you.
- You can talk all you want.
398
00:28:58,715 --> 00:29:00,979
- I don't have to listen.
- Just let me explain.
399
00:29:01,151 --> 00:29:05,212
What? Why your friends are total bitches
or why you're with them in the first place?
400
00:29:05,389 --> 00:29:08,825
And cambré forward.
401
00:29:09,426 --> 00:29:11,986
Straight backs.
Stretch those arms ladies. Stretch.
402
00:29:12,162 --> 00:29:15,791
They weren't always like that.
They didn't start out this way trust me.
403
00:29:15,999 --> 00:29:20,629
So as the bitchiness worsened you chose
to ignore it and follow along like the Nazis.
404
00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:22,795
Heels. Keep your heels down.
405
00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:25,974
Not everyone's a loner Ephram.
406
00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:29,135
Some people like having friends
even if they're difficult.
407
00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,941
If you prefer quantity over quality
that's your problem.
408
00:29:32,115 --> 00:29:35,141
That's it. Feel the stretch.
Stretch extend. Good.
409
00:29:35,385 --> 00:29:37,080
I don't agree with what they did.
410
00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:40,917
But maybe if you weren't scowling
all the time you'd be invited places.
411
00:29:41,091 --> 00:29:44,026
Right. It's my fault.
I should take up football and cow tipping.
412
00:29:44,194 --> 00:29:48,255
Then your friends would like me and I'd be
the most popular boy in the whole school.
413
00:29:48,532 --> 00:29:51,330
- Is there a problem?
- Yeah this music is totally messed up.
414
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:55,528
- There's nothing to keep time to.
- It sounds fine to me. He's improving.
415
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:59,107
- Not for me. He's all over the place.
- I'm sorry. Is this better?
416
00:30:01,378 --> 00:30:03,278
No? No? How about this?
417
00:30:05,782 --> 00:30:07,579
What about "Dead Swans in the Lake"?
418
00:30:09,219 --> 00:30:13,178
You don't have a problem with the music
just the loser who's playing it right?
419
00:30:20,397 --> 00:30:22,456
What just happened?
420
00:30:27,003 --> 00:30:28,493
Damn it!
421
00:30:28,939 --> 00:30:31,464
Looks like you got the last laugh Walter.
422
00:30:31,641 --> 00:30:34,041
There's no sea there's no breeze.
423
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:37,271
There's more wood in my hand
than your freaking boat.
424
00:30:37,447 --> 00:30:40,314
Next time remind me to take the steaks.
425
00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:48,086
Oh no. Oh no no no no.
426
00:30:48,258 --> 00:30:50,453
I hope you're watching this Julia.
427
00:30:50,627 --> 00:30:55,087
Hope you're getting a big kick out of this
because this is for you sweetheart.
428
00:30:55,699 --> 00:30:57,496
That's right Mrs. Brown.
429
00:30:57,667 --> 00:31:01,228
Your whole family left a civilized life
in a civilized city...
430
00:31:01,405 --> 00:31:04,431
...and moved to some
godforsaken mountain town...
431
00:31:04,608 --> 00:31:07,702
...because your train
stopped here in 1964...
432
00:31:08,078 --> 00:31:12,640
...and you fell in love with some
purple mountains and some fluffy clouds.
433
00:31:12,816 --> 00:31:14,943
But you didn't know this town Julia!
434
00:31:15,318 --> 00:31:19,948
You didn't meet the people
because you didn't get past the gift shop!
435
00:31:22,058 --> 00:31:25,027
I've moved into a snow globe!
436
00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:26,859
Oh God.
437
00:31:28,832 --> 00:31:32,324
What am I doing here?!
438
00:31:42,913 --> 00:31:44,210
I need a new jacket.
439
00:31:44,748 --> 00:31:47,478
- What's wrong with the one you've got?
- It was stolen.
440
00:31:47,651 --> 00:31:50,711
- What do you mean?
- I know who took it. He won't give it back.
441
00:31:50,887 --> 00:31:54,050
You went to school today
without your jacket? I didn't notice that.
442
00:31:54,691 --> 00:31:57,216
Eat your pizza. Who stole your jacket?
443
00:31:57,394 --> 00:31:59,828
- The same kid who took my yo-yo.
- Your yo-yo?
444
00:32:01,131 --> 00:32:04,658
At first I let him take stuff because
I thought maybe he'd be my friend...
445
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:07,099
...but now he just takes
whatever he wants.
446
00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:10,467
Honey wanting people to like you
doesn't mean giving everything away.
447
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,041
- How come you don't charge your patients?
- That's very different.
448
00:32:14,211 --> 00:32:15,439
Go on.
449
00:32:15,612 --> 00:32:19,776
This boy is stealing from your sister. Either
you or I are gonna have to talk Ms. Violet...
450
00:32:19,950 --> 00:32:23,386
Forget it. Kick his butt.
That's the only way to deal with a bully.
451
00:32:23,553 --> 00:32:26,317
Not true. There's a proper way
to deal with the situation...
452
00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:29,687
- He took Mom's bookmark.
- And that's to kick his butt.
453
00:32:33,497 --> 00:32:36,591
Evening doc. I got your message
you're all done with the boat.
454
00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:39,768
Ephram Delia
this is Mr. Cunningham.
455
00:32:39,936 --> 00:32:42,871
One of my patients
who let me borrow his Sea Breeze.
456
00:32:43,039 --> 00:32:47,669
A real delight. Next time patch it
with something more lasting than earwax.
457
00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:50,335
Oh sprung a leak did you?
458
00:32:50,514 --> 00:32:54,143
Gino Chang's.
He works magic with that crust.
459
00:32:54,784 --> 00:32:57,116
Hey I'm glad you came over.
I was gonna come by...
460
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:59,881
...after dinner and apologize profusely.
- Andy.
461
00:33:00,056 --> 00:33:03,617
I screwed up. I shouldn't have said
anything. I don't know what came over me.
462
00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:08,355
- I got caught up in the spirit of the moment.
- Make it up to me by giving me a ride.
463
00:33:08,532 --> 00:33:10,523
A ride? Where?
464
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,961
- To the hospital? How close are you?
- Close.
465
00:33:13,136 --> 00:33:16,697
Okay. Delia finish your dinner.
Ephram I need you to come with me.
466
00:33:16,873 --> 00:33:19,467
- Why?
- In case we don't make it I'll need you.
467
00:33:19,643 --> 00:33:22,203
- Wait a second...
- Don't argue with me! Go grab the keys.
468
00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:26,008
- Walter would you watch my daughter?
- No can do. I watch Oz tonight.
469
00:33:26,182 --> 00:33:30,414
Remember what you said about taking and
not giving in return? Here's your chance.
470
00:33:30,587 --> 00:33:34,853
Watch my daughter please. And you're
watching The Wizard of Oz. You got it?
471
00:33:39,095 --> 00:33:41,825
- That Oz gives me nightmares.
- Me too.
472
00:33:48,004 --> 00:33:51,167
- Dad maybe you need to stop.
- We can't stop. You all right Nina?
473
00:33:51,341 --> 00:33:54,401
- We should've called an ambulance.
- No! No! No ambulance!
474
00:33:54,578 --> 00:33:56,978
I'm not having my baby in an ambulance.
475
00:33:57,147 --> 00:33:59,411
How do you feel about a doughnut shop?
476
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:04,787
Why are we stopping?
This isn't happening!
477
00:34:07,857 --> 00:34:10,553
- Oh no. We're closed.
- This woman needs medical attention.
478
00:34:10,727 --> 00:34:13,059
- Yeah we're closed.
- We're not here for crullers.
479
00:34:13,229 --> 00:34:15,288
- This woman's about to give birth.
- No way.
480
00:34:15,465 --> 00:34:17,695
- I just mopped.
- Ephram give me your shoelace.
481
00:34:17,867 --> 00:34:19,164
- What?
- Shoelace now!
482
00:34:19,336 --> 00:34:23,670
After that go into that kitchen find a pot
fill it with water and bring it to a boil.
483
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,705
Find some scissors
toss them in the pot.
484
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:29,038
If you can't find any scissors
get a knife with a serrated edge.
485
00:34:29,212 --> 00:34:33,740
If they have any aprons a baker's smock
bring it out. I need towels gloves mitts.
486
00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:36,010
Whatever they got. Now go.
487
00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:39,521
- Hey you're not allowed back there.
- Someone should call Sarah.
488
00:34:39,689 --> 00:34:41,816
- Who's Sarah?
- The baby's mother.
489
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,584
Are you people from around here?
490
00:34:47,397 --> 00:34:50,855
We could be fined for this.
This county has a very strict health code.
491
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:54,435
How long you been using ants as
chocolate sprinkles? Where are the knives?
492
00:34:54,604 --> 00:34:58,131
- All we have are spatulas.
- What about this?
493
00:34:58,308 --> 00:35:00,333
- Will this work?
- lf you're making a custard.
494
00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:03,138
Ephram! Where are those towels?
495
00:35:05,882 --> 00:35:08,248
- Give me another pot.
- What size?
496
00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:09,749
Big enough for me to barf in.
497
00:35:14,658 --> 00:35:16,421
Back on the Boardwalk.
498
00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:19,585
I'd feel sorry for you sweetheart
but I enjoy winning too much.
499
00:35:19,929 --> 00:35:22,090
I have nothing left to mortgage.
I'm wiped out.
500
00:35:22,265 --> 00:35:25,098
- Then you owe me another side of fries.
- Forget it. You cheat.
501
00:35:25,268 --> 00:35:27,793
I see you stacking those Chance cards.
502
00:35:27,971 --> 00:35:30,371
Your hands aren't as quick
as they used to be.
503
00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,405
Wanna start a new game?
504
00:35:32,575 --> 00:35:35,976
- Come on. I'll let you be the thimble.
- Don't do it Irv. She's a killer.
505
00:35:36,146 --> 00:35:39,013
Hey. Aren't you supposed to be
at some fancy birthday party?
506
00:35:39,182 --> 00:35:42,913
Yeah I decided not to go. But I couldn't
stay home. My mom would just bug me...
507
00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:46,920
...about how I have to be more social and
I can't sit around moping about Colin.
508
00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:51,220
You're not moping. You're about to have a
bowl of ice cream with your grandparents.
509
00:35:51,394 --> 00:35:53,294
- Thanks Irv.
- Bring extra ketchup.
510
00:35:53,496 --> 00:35:55,589
Dream on cheater.
511
00:35:58,468 --> 00:36:02,768
You know the only time you remind me of
your father is when you got a sourpuss on.
512
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,569
Spill it Grover.
513
00:36:05,742 --> 00:36:08,108
My friends they basically
pulled a Heathers on me.
514
00:36:08,645 --> 00:36:10,340
I see.
515
00:36:10,513 --> 00:36:12,140
No I don't. What does that mean?
516
00:36:12,649 --> 00:36:17,211
They uninvited a friend of mine to their
party because he's not popular enough...
517
00:36:17,387 --> 00:36:22,188
...and when I tried to talk to him about it
and explain everything he blew up at me.
518
00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:24,952
His feelings were hurt.
That's normal don't you think?
519
00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:26,785
I didn't want to hurt him.
520
00:36:26,963 --> 00:36:30,558
But they've been my friends since
second grade. What was I supposed to do?
521
00:36:32,802 --> 00:36:37,239
Never mind. I know. I shouldn't have
let them treat him like that.
522
00:36:37,841 --> 00:36:41,675
It's not easy to care about someone
when the whole world is telling you not to.
523
00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:48,578
You have to live your own life Amy.
524
00:36:49,486 --> 00:36:52,216
Trust your instincts.
They're pretty good.
525
00:36:53,256 --> 00:36:58,353
- Must be my genes.
- That and a bladder like a yak.
526
00:37:00,163 --> 00:37:01,960
Grandma.
527
00:37:06,069 --> 00:37:07,900
- Thank you doctor.
- You're welcome.
528
00:37:15,979 --> 00:37:18,072
An egg whisk?
529
00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:22,713
So...
530
00:37:22,886 --> 00:37:25,013
...how many babies have you delivered?
531
00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:27,789
This would be my first.
532
00:37:52,682 --> 00:37:55,515
- Do you have a death wish?
- No but I have a new choker.
533
00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:58,813
- Give it back!
- I will after you return what's mine.
534
00:37:58,988 --> 00:38:02,947
You need a friend just as much as I do
Magilla. You're just too scared to show it.
535
00:38:16,739 --> 00:38:19,003
So I heard you were like
Mr. Midwife last night.
536
00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:22,440
Well I prefer "junior resident"
but it was pretty cool.
537
00:38:23,046 --> 00:38:26,140
- Nina was lucky to have you guys there.
- It was mostly my dad.
538
00:38:26,316 --> 00:38:30,377
I basically supplied the shoelace.
You know to cut the cord.
539
00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,952
So how was the party?
540
00:38:34,357 --> 00:38:36,757
- I didn't go.
- You didn't?
541
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,255
Why not?
542
00:38:39,429 --> 00:38:40,760
I think you know why.
543
00:38:43,433 --> 00:38:46,334
- You scare me Ephram.
- Well that doesn't sound good.
544
00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:49,664
No no I think it is. You...
545
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:54,276
When you first got here I know I got
to know you for all of the wrong reasons.
546
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:57,939
Friendship wasn't exactly
at the top of my list. But...
547
00:38:58,381 --> 00:39:01,214
...as it turns out you're really funny
and weird and now...
548
00:39:01,384 --> 00:39:04,376
...you're like this guy in my life
that I care about.
549
00:39:05,054 --> 00:39:06,612
Does that make any sense?
550
00:39:07,457 --> 00:39:09,357
Define "weird."
551
00:39:10,093 --> 00:39:12,789
I think you just need to cut me
some slack once in a while.
552
00:39:12,962 --> 00:39:14,896
Define "slack."
553
00:39:22,939 --> 00:39:25,601
I can't believe I put you
and Ephram through this.
554
00:39:26,109 --> 00:39:28,270
I was counting on my husband
being here to help.
555
00:39:28,444 --> 00:39:31,038
- Where is he?
- Phoenix. He was supposed to come home...
556
00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:35,014
...after St. Louis but heard his boss was
offering Arizona to another salesman...
557
00:39:35,184 --> 00:39:37,812
...and insisted on taking it.
He's very ambitious.
558
00:39:39,389 --> 00:39:40,913
Yeah.
559
00:39:41,391 --> 00:39:43,222
I'm familiar with the type.
560
00:39:44,727 --> 00:39:46,752
- Nina...
- He's a great man Andy.
561
00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:49,763
I can't wait for you to meet him.
I was hoping he'd be here...
562
00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:51,696
...but I guess I should have known.
563
00:39:53,469 --> 00:39:55,869
Hello? Anybody home?
564
00:39:56,139 --> 00:39:57,902
Come on in.
565
00:39:58,608 --> 00:40:01,577
- Hello there.
- Dr. Abbott what brings you by?
566
00:40:01,744 --> 00:40:05,373
Rose baked her traditional apple cake
for the birth.
567
00:40:05,615 --> 00:40:09,551
- I thought that was only for your patients.
- No. It's for friends too.
568
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,612
- Thank you.
- Evening doctor.
569
00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:17,453
Congratulations on your first doorstep
delivery as we like to say around here.
570
00:40:17,627 --> 00:40:18,889
Thank you very much.
571
00:40:19,062 --> 00:40:22,395
If you wanna break records
top my delivery of Jane Deseep's triplets...
572
00:40:22,565 --> 00:40:25,500
...in the women's hosiery aisle
of the local stop-and-shop.
573
00:40:25,668 --> 00:40:27,568
Just give me a few years.
574
00:40:29,973 --> 00:40:32,669
Nina perhaps this isn't the time
to address this matter...
575
00:40:32,842 --> 00:40:36,573
...but when last we were in close quarters
you said you had no family doctor...
576
00:40:36,746 --> 00:40:39,681
No she has a family doctor
standing right next to you.
577
00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:41,646
Boys boys hello.
578
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,685
One of us just gave birth
so maybe you could take it outside.
579
00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:49,220
- I think the words she said were...
- No I am their family doctor.
580
00:40:49,392 --> 00:40:50,825
"You aren't."
581
00:40:57,867 --> 00:41:01,769
- You need a real doctor's bag.
- I do don't I?
582
00:41:04,007 --> 00:41:07,443
- How's Nina?
- Oh very tired.
583
00:41:08,611 --> 00:41:10,374
Delia!
584
00:41:12,415 --> 00:41:14,474
You got a phone call. Who's Magilla?
585
00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:18,614
- The kid who stole your yo-yo.
- Great. What does he want now?
586
00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:23,153
- I think he wants to be my friend.
- Your friend?
587
00:41:23,526 --> 00:41:24,788
It's complicated.
588
00:41:32,835 --> 00:41:34,894
I don't know how she did it.
589
00:41:36,773 --> 00:41:39,833
I don't know how anyone
could just hand over a baby.
590
00:41:41,077 --> 00:41:45,605
Maybe she was more focused
on someone else's gain not her loss.
591
00:41:46,149 --> 00:41:49,141
Still I don't envy that kid.
592
00:41:49,852 --> 00:41:52,753
- Why?
- Well think about it.
593
00:41:53,022 --> 00:41:55,490
When he's 10
his mother's a senior citizen.
594
00:41:55,658 --> 00:41:57,853
When he's 15 she's what 70?
595
00:41:59,095 --> 00:42:01,586
One slip in the tub she breaks a hip.
596
00:42:02,532 --> 00:42:04,796
She could be dead
before he graduates high school.
597
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:07,062
You're right.
598
00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:09,871
Then again she may live to be 100.
599
00:42:11,974 --> 00:42:13,908
Maybe that kid will be luckier than you.
600
00:43:08,798 --> 00:43:10,789
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